Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
- Thread starter strawman
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Hey you! How is my post count still higher than yours!?
I took a break for a while here and there. College and 2 kids take a lot of time.
I've had 2 kids for a while now. Lily's 6 and Noah's 10. Last year's school pictures...Holy crap, two!?
Everyone is so grown up now.
Lovely brood
Yeah, the holy crap bit was more me still getting a bit panicky about people around my age reproducing, which is stupid considering I'm now pretty much middle-aged, but I'm always an immature idiot at heart.
Shoot, some times I still get panicky over the fact that I've reproduced! lol
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They should put a deck of cards under the short leg of that stool.
dude, welcome back!
Thought I read that wrong, but
Nope.
Hilarious.
I'm not even going to post my whine now.
I get very annoyed with my D&D group, not because we are adults and shit happens so we can't play, but because I suggested maybe we just schedule a monthly game instead of trying to do a weekly game. BUT NO, they say they want a weekly game, and most weeks something comes up and we can't play after all. FFS JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU AREN'T CONSISTENT ENOUGH TO DEDICATE TO A WEEKLY GAME. RAAAAAAAAAAWR.
The problem is, we were supposed to be preparing for it all the while we were kids, but when were we going to stop being kids so we could do that?
--Patrick
I stupidly watched a video ranking burgers and now I want one so bad!! So dumb. 
My T-Rex stomach is starving now.
My T-Rex stomach is starving now.
I never can identify with that sentiment. I'm the weirdo who likes adulthood so much more than my childhood.
It really does! I want to be a teenager again!
Eh. Being bullied, pestered, abused and humiliated daily until I was suicidal, or being bogged down in work and failure and stress until I'm suicidal - both my teenage years and my adult life can suck it. I want to be 6 years old again, wonder all around me, explore, see and experience new things every day.
But how would you eat it with tiny t-rex arms?
Honestly, I don't want to go back to childhood. I have no great childhood memories until high school, and even then, I'd rather not deal with that again either. I am perfectly content being an adult and having all my interactions with my parents being on the phone, where I can make faces at everything they say without them seeing. 
I'm pretty ok with being a manchild, myself.Honestly, I don't want to go back to childhood. I have no great childhood memories until high school, and even then, I'd rather not deal with that again either. I am perfectly content being an adult and having all my interactions with my parents being on the phone, where I can make faces at everything they say without them seeing.
