The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

PatrThom · Nov 18, 2015

Being a dork is a good way to fit in at a convention.

--Patrick

Denbrought · Nov 18, 2015

PatrThom said:
Being a dork is a good way to fit in at a convention.

--Patrick

Precisely. We're also avid con-goers, so it's doubly weird to be "on the other side" so to speak. Adulting.

Ravenpoe · Nov 20, 2015

For the first time ever, in my life, I now have health insurance. I feel like a responsible adult.

I can now finally afford to do drugs and live dangerously!

Celt Z · Nov 20, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
I can now ... live dangerously!

You live in Florida. I thought this was a prerequisite.

Emrys · Nov 20, 2015

Celt Z said:
You live in Florida. I thought this was a prerequisite.

Also, the "do drugs" bit.

fade · Nov 20, 2015

Celt Z said:
You live in Florida. I thought this was a prerequisite.

I thought the prerequisite was driving 40 MPH with your blinker on.

GasBandit · Nov 20, 2015

BATH SALTS

Null · Nov 20, 2015

GasBandit said:
BATH SALTS

[DOUBLEPOST=1448056236,1448056154][/DOUBLEPOST]For Emrys: Ferret Bath Salts.

GasBandit · Nov 20, 2015

Null said:

PatrThom · Nov 20, 2015

fade said:
I thought the prerequisite was driving 40 MPH with your blinker on.

No, that's the U.P.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Nov 20, 2015

fade said:
I thought the prerequisite was driving 40 MPH with your blinker on.

Those are retiree snowbirds. I'm a native!

HCGLNS · Nov 20, 2015

I be like "THESE AIN'T YOUR PENS RICHARD! THESE PENS BELONG IN MY HOUSE! YOU CAN'T COME INTO MY KITCHEN AND KICK MY DOG AND TAKE A BOX OF BALL POINTS! YOUR ASS MUST BE CRAZY!"

but @Squidleybits be all like

Squidleybits · Nov 21, 2015

I have the house to myself!

Squidleybits · Nov 21, 2015

Not to toot my own horn too much but I earned it after dealing with bat shot crazy mother of the child who assaulted my son last night

blotsfan · Nov 21, 2015

You sent @HCGLNS and the kids off to bury her body?

Squidleybits · Nov 21, 2015

blotsfan said:
You sent @HCGLNS and the kids off to bury her body?

The cats of course...they need to earn their keep.

DarkAudit · Nov 23, 2015

Just realized another perk of the new job. There is no TV in the lobby. The music is from a commercial-free XM channel.

So I am free from campaign ads for the duration.

DarkAudit · Nov 25, 2015

From a tumblr conversation about not knowing how to adult. This is how. This man wins at adult.

Ravenpoe · Nov 25, 2015

DarkAudit said:
From a tumblr conversation about not knowing how to adult. This is how. This man wins at adult.

I'm sure that's not the first time lucky charms have been eaten out of that thing.

Celt Z · Nov 25, 2015

DarkAudit said:
From a tumblr conversation about not knowing how to adult. This is how. This man wins at adult.

Pfftt... real adults would fill that with Fiber One.

And then spend a week on the toilet.

jwhouk · Nov 25, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
I'm sure that's not the first time lucky charms have been eaten out of that thing.

Considering everything that HAS been done to that thing...

Ravenpoe · Nov 25, 2015

jwhouk said:
Considering everything that HAS been done to that thing...

Gives it that distinct vodka and blood aftertaste.

CrimsonSoul · Nov 26, 2015

Eating the cheesecake me and the wife made!

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Emrys · Nov 26, 2015

CrimsonSoul said:
Eating the cheesecake me and the wife made! View attachment 19761

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Would that be your wife, Zapcode.marie?

HCGLNS · Nov 26, 2015

@Squidleybits "I am nice until it's time for me not to be nice."

@HCGLNS "I love that movie."

@Squidleybits "What are you babbling about."

@HCGLNS "It's pretty awesome that you're describing your Daltoness yet have never seen that movie."

Dei · Nov 27, 2015

Hello giant box of Sponge candy, I have missed you so. [emoji173] [emoji173] [emoji173]

CrimsonSoul · Nov 27, 2015

@Zapkode.marie hcg levels are doubling just like they are suppose to! Everything is turning up Millhouse!

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CrimsonSoul · Nov 27, 2015

Emrys said:
Would that be your wife, Zapcode.marie?

No that was someone else lol

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fade · Nov 28, 2015

Not even Master Yoda has an hcg level that high!

CrimsonSoul · Nov 28, 2015

fade said:
Not even Master Yoda has an hcg level that high!

You're thinking midiclorians.

WasabiPoptart · Nov 28, 2015

fade said:
Not even Master Yoda has an hcg level that high!

It's over 9000!

blotsfan · Nov 28, 2015

Captain! She can't take this many references!

ThatNickGuy · Nov 29, 2015

blotsfan said:
Captain! She can't take this many references!

You will take all these references! Both you...and one day, your heirs!

Tress · Nov 29, 2015

ThatNickGuy said:
You will take all these references! Both you...and one day, your heirs!

You can't handle the references!

WasabiPoptart · Nov 29, 2015

References...such a silly game to play.
All these people should be locked away.
O they'll make references anyway.