The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

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I stand with your husband. I hate clothes shopping. And not just regular fade hate. Extra fade hate.

 

[Dei]

I'm pretty sure I have done all of his clothes shopping for him since the day we met.

 

[HCGLNS]

I get my clothes at the liquor store.

 

[GasBandit]

He must have really noticed how stressed out you were to decide to throw himself on the clothes shopping grenade.

 

[Dei]

He threw himself on the letting me spend lots of money grenade, he didn't have to accompany me. I almost never take him shopping with me, that's torture for both of us.

 

[Emrys]

I get my clothes at the liquor store.

And the local gas station.

 

[DarkAudit]

And the local gas station.

Some gas stations are classier than others.

 

[Emrys]

Some gas stations are classier than others.

That's pretty impressive to be born in a gas station. That's what I call full service.

 

[HCGLNS]

And the local gas station.

No I buy @Squidleybits fancy clothes at the gas station.

 

[strawman]

That's pretty impressive to be born in a gas station. That's what I call full service.

It's gotta be cheaper than a hospital...

 

[Emrys]

No I buy @Squidleybits fancy clothes at the gas station.

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It's gotta be cheaper than a hospital...

You mean you didn't get a frequent visitor discount?

 

[GasBandit]

You guys ever been to a Buc-ee's?

Yes, it's a gas station.

 

[Squidleybits]

 

[PatrThom]

I stand with your husband. I hate clothes shopping. And not just regular fade hate. Extra fade hate.

The Fade hate that does not fade.

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

I make those gas station clothes look good right?

 

[Gruebeard]

SHOPPING THERAPY! So much easier to buy clothes for men than myself. [emoji14]
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I'm pretty sure I have done all of his clothes shopping for him since the day we met.

This is one of the only things I miss about being married.

I should find some woman around here and pay her to shop for me. Hell, I could probably find someone to do it for free.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

You guys ever been to a Buc-ee's?

Yes, it's a gas station.

Fuck yeah, bucees! Corporate is located in my hometown.

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Bucees is one of those things all the native Texans seem to adore, but that I can't figure out the appeal of.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Bucees is one of those things all the native Texans seem to adore, but that I can't figure out the appeal of.

Have you been in the bathrooms?

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[GasBandit]

I've never actually been to a Buc-ee's and at this point I'm afraid if I go in, some sort of brainwashing machine/parasite will attack me and I'll come out wearing rodent-spangled pajamas and a glazed, vacant expression.

 

[Emrys]

I've never actually been to a Buc-ee's and at this point I'm afraid if I go in, some sort of brainwashing machine/parasite will attack me and I'll come out wearing rodent-spangled pajamas and a glazed, vacant expression.

And this will be different how?

 

[GasBandit]

And this will be different how?

Well, for one thing, I don't wear pajamas. Or any kind of pants, if I'm at home and/or have my druthers.

 

[Emrys]

Well, for one thing, I don't wear pajamas. Or any kind of pants, if I'm at home and/or have my druthers.

I'm sorry but we cannot simply take your word on this subject. We will require photographic evidence.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm sorry but we cannot simply take your word on this subject. We will require photographic evidence.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Emrys]

Whoo-hoo!

 

[Fun Size]

Is there something in the water around here today?

 

[Celt Z]

I don't know, but I think we're about to see pictures of Emrys in jammies made of swarming doomweasels.

 

[Cheesy1]

Or without them . . . at all.

 

[Bubble181]

Or without them . . . at all.

Without doomweasels? Seems unlikely and un-Emrys.

 

[drawn_inward]

Gasbandit is going to show Emrys his doomweasel? I didn't know she was a ginger!

 

[Emrys]

I don't know, but I think we're about to see pictures of Emrys in jammies made of swarming doomweasels.

Ah, you've seen them, have you? Aren't they cute?

 

[Celt Z]

Ah, you've seen them, have you? Aren't they cute?

...I mean, yes! Adorable!

 

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[PatrThom]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Whoo-hoo!

--Patrick