Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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Am I alone in thinking it looks like a starfleet uniform?This is what happens when you post a link to a $23 dress on Amazon that flatters everyone to a female meteorologist Facebook group.
GasBandit
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My first thought was it looked like something an ISN news reporter might wear on Babylon 5.
GasBandit
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Or rather, knows how it can be abused with little to no redress.
YouTube has actually started fighting companies on this, mostly because if they don't then their big names have threatened to start moving to other services. I know Jim Sterling was just told by YouTube that they would help him out specifically because he gets so many spurious claims against him.
All the guy has to do is file a counter notice and it's back up, though...unless the law changed recently and I didn't hear about it.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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You say that, but I've still got copyright dinged videos on my channel that are completely spurious that are still awaiting youtube to act on my counterclaims.
GasBandit
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Reviews from the site:
"I'll never forget her reaction when it finally started to work. She started spraying air freshner and lighting more candles. The power of the fart candle could not be silenced by anything. Eventually she asked me if I did something to be funny . I told her I had no idea, but my composure told another story."
"This candle exceeded my expectations in its ability to smell like a dirty fart. Emphasis on the "dirty" -- it really smells more like a solid than a gas. The odor made me want to cry a little bit. There's a serious sour kick to it. And it lingers (emotionally).
It smells like a horrifying combination of:
1. a solid, healthy, fresh poop in a bedpan or in some other receptacle that doesn't muffle odors with water
2. a hint of dog butthole
3. sour, salty ass crack
Highly recommended, if you're looking to disgust and traumatize someone."
"I recently bought one of these as a prank for my roommate that burns candles in his bedroom nonstop. After the first night, I asked him what he thought of it, and he politely said "It smells great, love the cinnamon scent." A few nights later, and probably 30 minutes after he went into his room to go to bed, he came back out with a true WTF-I'm-about-to-vomit look on his face and, still trying to be polite, said "Dude, I think there's something wrong with your candle." The only downside was that the choking smell of baby ass / post-Mexican-food farts made its way from his bedroom into our living room, and we were stuck with open windows for the rest of the night. Highly recommend!"
http://prankcandles.com/collections...ple_pie_to_dirty_fart#shopify-product-reviews
He's lying.
Since we're all JCM, and at least one of us is Patrick, we're all Patrick.
#JeSuisPatrick
True story: I shared this Thanksgiving with a Japanese Exchange student, as she was my cousin's college roommate and had never been to a Thanksgiving dinner (and basically didn't know that EVERYTHING was shutdown on Thanksgiving so she had no plans).
- She wasn't sure how getting food worked. She had apparently never been to a buffet style affair before.
- She was ALWAYS trying to clean everything and do stuff like fill pitchers with water. When we explained to her that it wasn't her job, she kept looking at the dirty dishes in the sink really nervously.
- She was really excited about PIE. Like, she had never had it before. Then when she found out we had 5 different kinds, she got REALLY excited.
- She didn't understand the difference between the various countries of Europe. So when we tell her that we are of Welsh-Irish blood, she's basically like "So you're English?". And then we had to explain to her why she should NEVER say that to anyone with Welsh, Irish, or Scottish blood EVER.
It was an interesting night.
I'm with her on that. Scotland had its chance to be its own country and decided not to.
"You..." (gulps) "...eat these?"
Lady, have you seen some of the stuff people on your island consider "food?"
--Patrick
When was in Great Britain, I had locals hear my accent and ask if I was from Texas. Not quite the same level of English vs. Scots/Welsh/Irish, but I was annoyed nonetheless. But in parts of the world, any American accent=cowboy; the regional differences are unheard of.
Don't forget that a lot of Europeans think you can drive from Chicago to Washington, D.C. in just a few hours.
--Patrick
See, all my English friends think I sound like someone from Hollywood because I'm from that part of the US that has a natural accent that is very nearly General American (or Broadcast English).