[Movies] Star Wars The Force Awakens SPOILER THREAD!

So, I had to go look up this architect letter thing. It's an image, so I hadda find an online OCR converter. I'm only quoting the relevant section. My notes on the errors are in red.

I mean, do you understand the point of exhaust ports? Do you know HOW MUCH EXHAUST is created by this MOON-SIZED battle station? There were hundreds of floors on that thing. It housed a laser capable of instantly blowing up planets. It needs a LOT of ventilation -the fact that I was able to keep those exhaust ports to the size of a womp rat should earn me some credit.
Now - let's talk a little about what happened at the Battle of Yavin IV. Some farmboy nobody flies down a trench, shoots some bombs torpedos out of his X-Wing straight ahead, the bombs torpedos take a 90 DEGREE TURN false. They would only have taken a 90 degree turn if Luke's ship was basically scraping the bottom of the trench. Since we have seen he was actually flying much higher than the very bottom of the trench, the angle was considerably less than 90 degrees. As is shown on this tactical display in the movie and in this slowed down and enhanced view of the actual shot. and then they go EXACTLY down the tiny exhaust port admittedly difficult, which is why it took so many shots, go down miles and miles of insanely narrow pipe so? our current AMRAAMS will make this distance, and our LRAAMs will go close to 3 times the distance needed. And they're not proton torpedos. and hit the Death Star's core, blowing it up.
Notice anything weird there?
First off, 'exhaust' doesn't mean shit gets SUCKED DOWN. It means shit gets PUSHED UP. That's what it is -it's expelling gas. Outward. As in, not in a direction that would suck down a bomb. If anything, it should have pushed the bombs UP. This is dumb. How many mph of a wind are we talking about here that an aerodynamic missile in flight can't handle it?
So how'd the bomb take a right angle turn down it? it didn't. Hmmmm oh I dunno OH THAT'S RIGHT WE LIVE IN A GALAXY WITH MAGIC SPACE WIZARDS.
"But Exhaust Port Designer!" you say. "All of the magic space wizards were killed!"
Damn, ya got me there OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT! THE KID WHO TOOK THE SHOT JUST HAPPENED TO BE NAMED 'SKYWALKER.' Yep, same as our leather-daddy asthmatic boss. And he just so happened to be from the same planet as ol' Chokey. And it turns out - he wasn't even using his targeting computer when he made the winning shot! What a coincidence.
And - hey! Who was the guy pursuing the computer-less moisture-farmer? Oh, that's right - it was Darth Vader, his dad! And he managed to spectacularly fail at taking out this first-time pilot false. Luke had clearly flown T-16s back home, shooting targets about the same size as the exaust port. As per the conversation between Biggs and Luke: T-16s are a lot like the snubfighters we're using." "I know, I looked one over. I'm sure I can handle it.", who just so happened to be his son.
 
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The death star had a 120km diameter. Even if the torpedos had to go into the core, so what? The Russian Novator K-100 air-to-air missile will go 200...in one end of the deathstar and out the other side, back inside, and make it to the core. It doesn't seem such a stretch that futuristic weapons could manage such a stretch.
There's no way the death star was that small. They mistook it for a moon, which going by ours, is over 2k Miles in diameter.
 
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star_II/Legends

Death Star 2 was always listed as 160 kms big and being significantly larger than the original Death Star.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star

Death Star being 120.
To be fair, that 120 figure is mentioned in the most recent official publication. Prior official publications have listed it anywhere from 140 to 160.

Which is still small enough for one of our modern-day LRAAMs to fly in one end and out the other. No official publication has given the size to be anything other than somwhere between 100 and 200km..certainly something not as large as our own moon.

Our own moon wouldn't qualify as a "small moon" either (which is what Han called the death star upon first viewing it). Ours is one of the handful of extremely large moons in the solar system. If we're judging based on our own solar system, most moons are far far smaller than the death star is reported to have been, even at 120km diameter--as so noted by @Sparhawk
 

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Also, the size of the body in the sky depends on how far you are from it. Luke (it was Luke who called it a small moon) simply may have mis-estimated the distance to it. It was big, gray, and round, and he's inexperienced in space.
 
To be fair, that 120 figure is mentioned in the most recent official publication. Prior official publications have listed it anywhere from 140 to 160.

Which is still small enough for one of our modern-day LRAAMs to fly in one end and out the other. No official publication has given the size to be anything other than somwhere between 100 and 200km..certainly something not as large as our own moon.

Our own moon wouldn't qualify as a "small moon" either (which is what Han called the death star upon first viewing it). Ours is one of the handful of extremely large moons in the solar system. If we're judging based on our own solar system, most moons are far far smaller than the death star is reported to have been, even at 120km diameter--as so noted by @Sparhawk
I had the old orange technical manual from decades ago and it listed both DS and DS2 as 120 and 160.

This guy:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Essential_Guide_to_Vehicles_and_Vessels
 
Finally saw it! I really liked it.

The saddest thing was seeing Chewie in the pilot seat because Han wasn't there anymore. God I cried a lot at that.

I was hoping more for Fin to be force sensitive mostly because I like that idea of a storm trooper turned Jedi. But I also really liked that they did do that switch from what the trailers implied.

It felt really fun and like a good classic star wars movie. The Saber fight was good in that it was more simple. I was really worried that Fin died because he wasn't useful anymore but I'm glad he'll be back.

I didn't like the very end. I was hoping Luke would show up sooner, and maybe actually say something. Plus just the shot went on for like 2 seconds too long.
 
I just read a fantheory that says Rey is the daughter of Luke and Leia.

My first reaction is "Aw hell no!" But after that wore off, my second reaction was, "Hmm... that would explain her prodigal growth in the Force..."
 
Nice hat. What are you supposed to be, a government agent? ;)

I've noticed that much of the complaining is due to people wanting Episode VII to have the same effect that Episode IV had in 1977. They expected a mind-blowing experience but instead they got a serviceable film that served as a palate cleanser after the prequels. It had the same elements as Episode IV but didn't make viewers feel like kids again.
 
^What he said

It's almost like different people had different reactions to the same movie, which makes it inaccurate to paint any assessment with a broad brush.
 
Time for a tale!

Episode VII made me excited and joyous like a kid, but there's never going to be a movie experience like when I was 6 years old in 1991 and watching Star Wars for the first time. I remember that night fondly. It was a school night, but I was so into the movie that my parents didn't bug me about bed time until it was over. I remember being awed by the opening, and being more scared of the Jawas than I should've been--but acceptable level of scared, not "turn it off" scared. Watching R2-D2 going through the desert, everything felt so mysterious and confusing. Then it follows Luke and Obi-Wan, the banthas, Mos Eisley. I'd never seen so many crazy creatures in anything.

I wasn't attuned to the details, but I was old enough to tell what was going on overall. I understood there were cool guys with laser swords called Jedi; I understood Vader was evil (though I thought he was in charge of the Empire). Weird moment was when Alderan is blown up. I understood Leia's planet had been blown up, but I didn't feel anything until Obi-Wan said his famous line, and for some reason that made it resonate with my 6-year-old brain that a bunch of people had just been killed, and suddenly I was worried for our heroes, because back then I didn't yet know that some movie characters are safe.

In fact, my worries for the sake of everyone involved were only confirmed by Obi-Wan's death. I'd never seen that happen to a hero in a movie before. It didn't freak me out, but my mouth was hanging wide open when his cloak dropped to the floor. I understood from Mos Eisley that litesabers were supposed to cut things, so when Obi-Wan just melted I thought Vader had some even more dangerous litesaber (evidenced by its red color!) that could melt people or something. That whole part gripped my baby heart, because I'd just been laughing at him and Han Solo not getting along only a little while ago!

And because movies feel longer when you're a kid, it felt like a friggin epic. I was never bored, but it felt like I'd been in this forever. I was absolutely hooked. When it came to the Death Star trenches and the climax, I was probably a foot and a half from the TV. That whole finale is masterfully done, but as a little kid, it was as stressful as it was exhilarating. Any X-wing that went down, I knew Luke's could be next, and where the hell was Han Solo? For some reason I hadn't grasped that he'd really ditched them until midway through the climax, but eventually I realized he wasn't going to help. The X-wing that hit only the side of the weak spot made me realize this could fail. So when Darth Vader's TIE-fighter locked-on, I honestly thought Luke was going to die, and they were going to lose, that it was going to be Obi-Wan again ... and then Han Solo comes in and saves him, and Luke lands the shot. I shouted "YES!" at the top of my little lungs, and smiled through the rest of the ending.

Granted, at the time I thought that was the end of the Empire and the Rebellion had won forever--oh naive little me. But at the time, Star Wars was the coolest thing that could ever be.

I still love the movie, but it's never going to be what it was that night. That doesn't make it any less; just means I've changed and grown, and I get to enjoy it a different way now.
 
So why basically rehash it plot point for plot point?
Ask the writer? It really sounds like a lot of people had an awful time at this. That sucks, but the movie following the structure of A New Hope doesn't make it bad.

Something I'm appreciative of--like I said, there were a bunch of little kids at my screening. They filled the front rows and some of them had little litesabers. For many kids, this is their first Star Wars movie. That's a wonderful thing, because it's a fun movie, and it's also wonderful because we're past the prequel generation. There was a pocket of unfortunate youths for whom the prequels = Star Wars. But that time has passed. For kids now, VII, VIII, and IX will be their trilogy, and I'm really happy for them. Based on VII, they're going to get a good trilogy, like we did. I'm happy for them.
 
So, I had to go look up this architect letter thing. It's an image, so I hadda find an online OCR converter. I'm only quoting the relevant section. My notes on the errors are in red.

So did this guy also forget that Luke used the force to guide the torpedo? I get really annoyed when people get hung up on the physics of Star Wars. Technically, the Death Star had enough mass to exert its own gravity, but being a lot of empty space inside (open air rooms - read: not solid mantle) people should have been floating around inside like little bobbers.
 
So did this guy also forget that Luke used the force to guide the torpedo? I get really annoyed when people get hung up on the physics of Star Wars. Technically, the Death Star had enough mass to exert its own gravity, but being a lot of empty space inside (open air rooms - read: not solid mantle) people should have been floating around inside like little bobbers.
I'd just assume they used whatever technology they have that created artificial gravity, especially since the Death Star seemed to have floors like a building.
 
So did this guy also forget that Luke used the force to guide the torpedo? I get really annoyed when people get hung up on the physics of Star Wars. Technically, the Death Star had enough mass to exert its own gravity, but being a lot of empty space inside (open air rooms - read: not solid mantle) people should have been floating around inside like little bobbers.
I think it's implied that they have some type of artificial gravity generators, since everyone on every ship is standing and walking and not floating.
 
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