Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[evilmike]

Only two types of people?

 

[PatrThom]

Only two types of people?

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This would put you in the group on the left.

--Patrick

 

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Man, I wish Houston streets were safe enough to commute to work by bike.

 

[PatrThom]

Man, I wish Houston streets were safe enough to commute to work by bike.

Are you referring to the inhabitants? Or the infrastructure?

--Patrick

 

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Are you referring to the inhabitants? Or the infrastructure?

--Patrick

Little from column A, little from column B.

Well, the people living here are fine, but the inhabitants driving here are not.

 

[Celt Z]

This is more like "In-State vs. Out-of-State"driving for me. In-state, sure, fill up at any time, but if we have to leave Jersey I become the one of the right because all the states surrounding us average 30 cents higher per gallon.

 

[Dei]

Little from column A, little from column B.

Well, the people living here are fine, but the inhabitants driving here are not.

Just do like Boulder, where people riding their bikes do whatever the fuck they want and jam up traffic for everyone.

 

[GasBandit]

I, too, am the guy on the left in town, but likewise if I must ever cross the wide empty of Texas (especially the panhandle) or heading into the desert, you are durn tootin' I'm filling up at half a tank. Nothing like being marooned in the middle of nowhere in east New Mexico on Route 66. It's straight out of Fallout: New Vegas out there.

 

[General Specific]

 

[GasBandit]

 

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You try first.

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[Sparhawk]

Last night, we did a youth event at our church, we left at 11pm, it was still 65f. Finally supposed to rain today and for the next couple of days. We need it badly.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

Disney sez ur a lil bitch.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Cajungal]

Syphilitic is one of my favorite words.

 

[GasBandit]

Syphilitic is one of my favorite words.

Me too! I learned it from usenet when I was 12!

 

[klew]

I'm getting mixed messages here.

 

[GasBandit]

 

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[Terrik]

Ah, well, my day is complete and it's not even lunchtime yet.

 

[Dei]

Ah, well, my day is complete and it's not even lunchtime yet.

I have a friend who has a pig farm, and she was neutering her pigs the other day, and posted a pic of all the balls flung on the floor and stuck to the wall.

 

[GasBandit]

I have a friend who has a pig farm, and she was neutering her pigs the other day, and posted a pic of all the balls flung on the floor and stuck to the wall.

 

[GasBandit]

But... HOW?

 

[chris]

The rubiks cube was build inside the bottle I guess.

 

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Well since the cow's head is in the driver's seat, it's clearly a steer.

 

[Dei]

You know, it's not really NSFW, except it has WORDS.

Spoiler

 

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I didn't personally sexualize breasts. Nature took care of that for me.

 

[GasBandit]

I didn't personally sexualize breasts. Nature took care of that for me.

Hey, careful, you said something nature-normative. That's a microaggression.[DOUBLEPOST=1456352401,1456351864][/DOUBLEPOST]Does this make me a health care provider

 

[PatrThom]

Does this make me a health care provider

Perhaps you could apply for any of the follow-up studies.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

The rubiks cube was build inside the bottle I guess.

 

[bhamv3]

But... HOW?

I know a lot of you are probably thinking it, but since I'm one of the few Asians on HF, only I'm allowed to make this joke.

For the second-to-last picture, the "how" is Asian female driver.

 

[Terrik]

I know a lot of you are probably thinking it, but since I'm one of the few Asians on HF, only I'm allowed to make this joke.

For the second-to-last picture, the "how" is Asian female driver.

I live in terror every time 'she' drives.