The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Holy shit. I thought my dad's friends were bad. Sorry Dave.
Your brother is an idiot. As someone that does get prejudged for their name, he can go eat a bowl of simmered dog shit. That text managed to get a rise out of me, which is pretty rare lately.
I hadn't heard of name-based candidate-picking being taken to that level of detail, though, kudos for that.
Dave
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He also posts things like this (link may not work right): Damn. It didn't work. It was about how he didn't serve his country to have people tell him not to be politically correct.
What he WON'T tell you is that he never made it out of boot camp. Yup. He washed out. But he calls himself a veteran because he went to boot camp.[DOUBLEPOST=1456356367,1456356211][/DOUBLEPOST]Another post from him:
To which I responded (speaking to my cousin, Gary, who was in on the conversation):
[DOUBLEPOST=1456356420][/DOUBLEPOST]AMERICAN OF AFRICAN DISSENT!! I can't make this stuff up, folks.
What he WON'T tell you is that he never made it out of boot camp. Yup. He washed out. But he calls himself a veteran because he went to boot camp.[DOUBLEPOST=1456356367,1456356211][/DOUBLEPOST]Another post from him:
The so called "African Americans" are the biggest racial problem we have in the US. I personally have no use for anyone who claims to be an "African American" as that is completely impossible. No one can be from more than one country, period. I also have many black friends and each and every one understands why I will never use that term. Actually the only two possibilities are "Mexican American" or "Canadian American". But of course your mother would have to give birth in the middle of the river. What I perceive to be the correct statement is, American of African dissent. I have never found a black to be racist until that term is used.
I also firmly believe that the Confederate Battle Flags are a point of history, and should therefore be left alone. Along with the calling for reparations for something that occurred many years ago. They just need to get over it and attempt to act like normal human beings and most of their troubles will disappear.
I also firmly believe that the Confederate Battle Flags are a point of history, and should therefore be left alone. Along with the calling for reparations for something that occurred many years ago. They just need to get over it and attempt to act like normal human beings and most of their troubles will disappear.
To which I responded (speaking to my cousin, Gary, who was in on the conversation):
Hey, Gary. Next time you're in town we're going to have to go over to the German-American hall to catch a bite to eat. Or maybe the Scottish-American hall. Or maybe the Irish-American Society.
Whatever. Those aren't real things.
Whatever. Those aren't real things.
GasBandit
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I give it a perfect 5/7.
AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY GODDAMNIT
*rolls to disbelieve your brother*
*rolls to disbelieve your brother*
Cajungal
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Still one of my go-tos when I need to laugh.
it warms my troll bladder....[DOUBLEPOST=1456358471,1456358382][/DOUBLEPOST]
doesnt that come off hypocritical talking to someone like you who actually served your country?
Dave
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He never says anything directly to me, just posts things out into the big, wide world.
I just laugh. I never call him out on that or the "world's greatest dad" shit he tries to pull. He has 3 kids who refuse to see him and two who just started now that they are adults. Being abandoned & withheld child support will do that. Oh, and the ones about how he respects everyone because he was spanked as a child. I could go on & on. When my mom dies I'll never have to see him again.
oh sorry i misread that, i thought he was saying this shit to you, because i read at a retard level. :3
also he sounds like a class act a real winner, sorry you have to be related to him.
Bernie Sanders may be marginally more exotic, but he shares his last name with Colonel Sanders. What could be more American than fried chicken?
Here, allow me:
But really, you should reply to that status telling him how wholesome of a name it is, Dave. For the lulz.Projected output of the shitspout said:
He's just (accurately) projecting what that guy would probably write about Bernie Sanders.
... I'm going to just stop talking now, my foot tastes terrible.
Would he vote for a President Whitefeather?
Oh my god. I can't process. Our province has offered sanctuary to you guys if Trump wins. Please consider?[DOUBLEPOST=1456375451,1456375222][/DOUBLEPOST]
Exactly!! Or not to be rude but....
If you have to put that disclaimer there then whatever follows is going to be rude or racist etc. Either don't say it or own it.
I looked at his page. I couldn't help myself. He has so much hate 
[DOUBLEPOST=1456377113,1456376717][/DOUBLEPOST]We did a round table today and in addition to the boring they wanted to know what we love to do outside of work. There were some rally cool answers:
Many golfers
A few photography nerds (me included)
Golfers
A lady who said she supervises her husband (wtf?)
Runners
Campers
People with young kids
Travelers
Language buffs
And then a guy who does war reinactments all summer and reconstructs Roman murals all winter. He wins!
[DOUBLEPOST=1456377113,1456376717][/DOUBLEPOST]We did a round table today and in addition to the boring they wanted to know what we love to do outside of work. There were some rally cool answers:Many golfers
A few photography nerds (me included)
Golfers
A lady who said she supervises her husband (wtf?)
Runners
Campers
People with young kids
Travelers
Language buffs
And then a guy who does war reinactments all summer and reconstructs Roman murals all winter. He wins!
My dad called me at 6:00 AM to tell me to listen to this radio show where they were talking about an Earth-like planet ten times the Earth's size in another galaxy and that it was amazing.
I humored him instead of telling him that everyone else in the world found out about that last year. My dad doesn't look or act old, so why does he insist on doing old parent things?
I humored him instead of telling him that everyone else in the world found out about that last year. My dad doesn't look or act old, so why does he insist on doing old parent things?
We prefer "chalk white", tyvm. Considering he said that Rubio/Cruz could be Presidents of Spain, I think it's not (only) the skin color that bothers him.
Nigel has "nig" in the name. The idiotic puns write themselves and are un-American, thus not a valid candidate.