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I'm in between sizes right now, which means almost nothing fits me. Every package I get is filled with clearance-priced disappointment. I just want to feel a little bit attractive and not like a weird lumpy mess.
As someone who looks like an actual potato, I feel your pain. It's hard to find ANYTHING in my size that doesn't cost a fortune.
 
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As someone who looks like an actual potato, I feel your pain. It's hard to find ANYTHING in my size that doesn't cost a fortune.
That's the thing! I'll find something I love and find out that I have expensive taste.
 
When my SI is this bad even a short walk is brutal. Tonight where my meetings are, there is a freezing rain storm and when I called a cab they couldn't come for ages.

I decided to go for it. What Siri said was a 12 minute walk and took me 25 to limp this morning ended up being 40 after work on the ice. I'm wrecked. I fell asleep sitting up in my hotel room with the lights on, hair still pinned and makeup on.
 
I don't wanna jinx it, but...

Woke up feeling like crap. Pressure on my upper right chest and pain in the back about the same spot. Didn't really ease up even after taking "morning" meds. Still felt like ass by the time I got to work. But bit by bit the pressure and pain went away to now where I feel reasonably normal.
 
I am soooo freakin' sore this morning. Inventory at work, means I spend lots of time going between on top of a 12 foot tall ladder to almost lying down to look at the back of the bottom shelves. Knees and lower back are the worst. Now to get a little more sleep after dropping my wife off to get a rental car to go to Houston for her mother's cancer surgery.
 
I don't wanna jinx it, but...

Woke up feeling like crap. Pressure on my upper right chest and pain in the back about the same spot. Didn't really ease up even after taking "morning" meds. Still felt like ass by the time I got to work. But bit by bit the pressure and pain went away to now where I feel reasonably normal.
I don't want to jinx it either but... Isn't this the sort of thing you call your doctor over, or swing by the ER? >_>
 
I don't want to jinx it either but... Isn't this the sort of thing you call your doctor over, or swing by the ER? >_>
I'd considered calling off, but we're extremely short handed right now. And the weather system moving through was part of what made me feel like crap. 60s to 30s for the high within 24 hours.


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I'd considered calling off, but we're extremely short handed right now. And the weather system moving through was part of what made me feel like crap. 60s to 30s for the high within 24 hours.
Gotcha. Even so, I know that my brother would be screaming bloody murder at me if I did the same thing. Maybe give your docs a call when your shift is ending? A follow up ECG ain't gotta hurt nobody.
 
My daughter has a field trip today. She wants me to come, since all parents are welcome as long as they drive themselves. I don't want to go. She cries that I always went on field trips with her brother. All I can think is "Yes, that is true second child. Deal with it."

I'll probably end up front feeling guilty and going anyways. :p Between this and dealing with my son's school tonight, thank god there is no school tomorrow because I think I may be finding out how terrible I am at Fire Emblem while drunk.
 
My daughter has a field trip today. She wants me to come, since all parents are welcome as long as they drive themselves. I don't want to go. She cries that I always went on field trips with her brother. All I can think is "Yes, that is true second child. Deal with it."

I'll probably end up front feeling guilty and going anyways. :p Between this and dealing with my son's school tonight, thank god there is no school tomorrow because I think I may be finding out how terrible I am at Fire Emblem while drunk.
Considering how well you are at it sober...well...
 
Hey fucker, I'm on Chapter 19 of the hardest version, where are you?

(I mean fucker in the nicest possible way of course. Because Fire Emblem breeding;) )
I'm taking my time of course. These children must be bred using the finest stock and it takes time to carefully evaluate potential couplings in my private quarters.
 
I can't be the only one who thinks some sort of multiplayer, ventrilo-enabled game of fire emblem starring Dei and Terrik would be hilarious to watch.
Well, you should see the flurry of Hangouts messages we've been having this week, I mean, the incest convo was straight out of there. :p

You're just miserable without us, and can't admit it.
 
The Eddie Aikau surf contest is a go for today, but I can't be there because I'm a graduate student with research to do for a paper. This contest hasn't run in 7 years because the conditions haven't been good. Today it's on. If it wasn't a group project I'd say screw it and just go.
 
The Eddie Aikau surf contest is a go for today, but I can't be there because I'm a graduate student with research to do for a paper. This contest hasn't run in 7 years because the conditions haven't been good. Today it's on. If it wasn't a group project I'd say screw it and just go.
You should anyway, the rest of your group is gonna.

You know it's true with any group project.
 
Hahahahahahahahaha

The amount of homework that my son did but never actually turned in we just found has me in hysterical tears.

Too bad it still takes hours to get him to do 15 minutes of homework
 
We made plans with our old neighbors. They would watch our kids tonight. We would watch theirs tomorrow night. Both couples get to see Deadpool. Win!

Until the four of them come down with the 24 hour bug.

*sigh*
 

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We made plans with our old neighbors. They would watch our kids tonight. We would watch theirs tomorrow night. Both couples get to see Deadpool. Win!

Until the four of them come down with the 24 hour bug.

*sigh*
Welp, nothin' for it but to ruin your children by taking them to Deadpool, right?
 
Thank you, small child of mine, for flying your metal plane into my eyebrow. The bleeding is minimal, but I can already feel the swelling and the headache. Juuuuust what I wanted this evening.
 
I have the urge for ramen. Real restaurant-style ramen. The only place in town that I know serves it is closed today. :cry:

The other Japanese restaurant here is more of a sushi place and doesn't do ramen or gyudon.
 
Yeah, pretty sure I'm about done with being friends with that particular person I mentioned recently. Can't even have a conversation with her now without her going out of her way to be kind of a smelly lady part.

Me: SO if you were going to describe your sex life with a video game title, what would it be?

Hmm .. Resident evil 6 : Leon's chapter. Action action

Me:Action action is the title?

It contains action
I didn't think I needed to be specific.
XD why asking these teen fb questions BTW?

Me: nah it was "if you were going to describe you sex life using a video game TITLE"
Because someone else in my feed asked and I thought it was funny
I picked "Alone in the Dark"

Ugh... I hate FB questions. Illogical using an entire story of a game as a synonym for a act.

Me: TITLE. not story. TITLE.

Then none
Can't really think of a title that say : Lots of foreplay and fucking intill I get an asthma attack XD


Sorry , Fb questions annoys me. Maybe because I don't find them funny XD

Me: well, there's one called GASP

Then none XD. I love FB questions that are interesting do. Like favorite movie.

Me: Okay, what's your favorite movie?

Twister... an uuh.. perhaps i shouldn't not tell you the reasons why XD

Me: That's up to you. I haven't seen Twister in a while.

Her: It's dumb Americans vs Natural forces such as weather.

Me: Yeah I HAVE seen it I just haven't seen it in a while. Bill Paxton is a retired storm chaser, Helen Hunt is the woman he's divorcing even though they still love each other, Philip Seymour Hoffman is one of the gonzo storm chasers.

Her: It's cheesy but I love to see America go fucked.

Me: Well so long as you enjoyed it.

Her: No offense, your government and state is a joke. It's a miracle USA hasn't gone bankrupt.

Me: Well, we have enormous national debt, but in the international community, we're generally considered a good investment, so globally other nations and institutions are happy to lend all the money we need. And to be fair, a lot of the debt is domestic - borrowed from our own citizens. Essentially, if the US bankrupts, then that will take out the economies of the UK, European Union, and about half of Asia.

Her: I wouldn't be to proud to, at least EU people are realistic

Me: Who's talking about pride? That's just the global economic reality.

Her: Which I disagree with. But I'm not in the mood to discuss it at the moment do.

Me. Okay.
 
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Yeah, pretty sure I'm about done with being friends with that particular person I mentioned recently. Can't even have a conversation with her now without her going out of her way to be kind of a smelly lady part.

Me: SO if you were going to describe your sex life with a video game title, what would it be?

Hmm .. Resident evil 6 : Leon's chapter. Action action

Me:Action action is the title?

It contains action
I didn't think I needed to be specific.
XD why asking these teen fb questions BTW?

Me: nah it was "if you were going to describe you sex life using a video game TITLE"
Because someone else in my feed asked and I thought it was funny
I picked "Alone in the Dark"

Ugh... I hate FB questions. Illogical using an entire story of a game as a synonym for a act.

Me: TITLE. not story. TITLE.

Then none
Can't really think of a title that say : Lots of foreplay and fucking intill I get an asthma attack XD


Sorry , Fb questions annoys me. Maybe because I don't find them funny XD

Me: well, there's one called GASP

Then none XD. I love FB questions that are interesting do. Like favorite movie.

Me: Okay, what's your favorite movie?

Twister... an uuh.. perhaps i shouldn't not tell you the reasons why XD

Me: That's up to you. I haven't seen Twister in a while.

Her: It's dumb Americans vs Natural forces such as weather.

Me: Yeah I HAVE seen it I just haven't seen it in a while. Bill Paxton is a retired storm chaser, Helen Hunt is the woman he's divorcing even though they still love each other, Philip Seymour Hoffman is one of the gonzo storm chasers.

Her: It's cheesy but I love to see America go fucked.

Me: Well so long as you enjoyed it.

Her: No offense, your government and state is a joke. It's a miracle USA hasn't gone bankrupt.

Me: Well, we have enormous national debt, but in the international community, we're generally considered a good investment, so globally other nations and institutions are happy to lend all the money we need. And to be fair, a lot of the debt is domestic - borrowed from our own citizens. Essentially, if the US bankrupts, then that will take out the economies of the UK, European Union, and about half of Asia.

Her: I wouldn't be to proud to, at least EU people are realistic

Me: Who's talking about pride? That's just the global economic reality.

Her: Which I disagree with. But I'm not in the mood to discuss it at the moment do.

Me. Okay.
So random...
 
It just seemed like she was going out of her way to misunderstand, insult, and criticize instead of just having a goddamn casual conversation.
 
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It's like the moment a crisis is averted, suddenly our lives are too dull for her to stand, and she refuses to escape the cycle of doing nothing --> unhappiness --> doing nothing, so it's up to some outside threat to snap her out of it.
 

GasBandit

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Well, knee-jerk eurocentric anti-americanism aside, she's got a point or two about how much of a sad joke our government is.
 
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