Minor victory thread

I want to win one of the silly huge American lotteries! And I'll be honest....no more work for me. When people win tons of money and still want to do their crappy old day job I get mad.
Well, this usually happens with people who like their job. Also, I would never ever want to win the lottery in a state where I can't hide that I won the lottery.
 
Well, this usually happens with people who like their job. Also, I would never ever want to win the lottery in a state where I can't hide that I won the lottery.
Which is why I make that 2.5 mile drive over into Maryland whenever I have the urge to buy a ticket. It's one of the six states (Delaware, Kansas, Maryland, North Dakota, Ohio and South Carolina) that allow lottery winners to remain anonymous.
 

GasBandit

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Well, this usually happens with people who like their job. Also, I would never ever want to win the lottery in a state where I can't hide that I won the lottery.
Fortunately, Texas kinda does let you. It doesn't let individual winners stay anonymous, but if you establish a trust for the winnings, the "winner" can be the trust.
 
I wouldn't give shit for notice. The few times they've laid people off in my department, they weren't given notice, and neither was I (you know, their boss) until the day of. Reap what you sow...
 

GasBandit

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Well, I'm sitting a mere 30 yards or so from a 500 foot tall radio tower! I mean, it's only about 5 feet wide, but hey! I got a tower, I can get an inferno, let's do this!

After I win the lottery and buy the place, I mean. Of course.
 
Google Boulder will probably go on a hiring spree in the next year after they finish their new building, just get a job there and burn it all down on your way out of Texas.

Then again... Boulder. *shudder*
 
It would be far more exciting to drip a single drop of sulfuric acid on each cable once a day knowing that when it fails it'll be completely random.
 
Ah, that's true. I did know mercury attacks silver, did not realize it also attacks aluminum.

EDIT: which is a little embarrassing, because I've actually seen that very video before.

--Patrick
 
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fade

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I'd be afraid the cables would slice someone in half horror movie style. You know--where they stand there for a second before the top half slides eerily to the side.

Just like Butters's tap recital.
 

GasBandit

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I'm just surprised that picture came out as clear as it did, seeing as how I took it at 9pm in a pitch black parking lot in the rain.
 
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