The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

bhamv3

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
I'm sure your wife isn't worried. You drool and creep too much to have an affair.

Oh, and you know... Trust, or something.
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Pretty much, yeah. It helps that I've been really open about my perviness and creepiness from early on, so she knew what she was getting into. I mean, I think I mentioned my porn collection before we'd even gone on our first date. But she knows that there's a world of difference between behaving pervy and actually doing stuff I'm not meant to with another woman.

Honestly I really do feel like I don't deserve her sometimes. Other times, I feel like there's no one else but her who could be with me. :)[DOUBLEPOST=1463735285,1463735251][/DOUBLEPOST]Gah too much real emotion! Back to the perviness! Uh... boobies! Yay boobies!
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

Having met Mrs. Bhamv, I'd say she is unfazed by her pervert husband. Or at least enough to willingly get coffee with some chick he met on the internet!
 
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Bubble181

Bubble181

bhamv3 said:
"Who said anything about a threesome? She has a husband! It wouldn't be right to leave him out. It'd be a foursome."
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Sadly, this is exactly where my train of thought ended up too.
Then it went "dumpy little Asian pervert, still manages to get a hot Asian woman and a hot redhead around a table for coffee. :("
:p
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Celt Z said:
Having met Mrs. Bhamv, I'd said she is unfazed by her pervert husband. Or at least enough to willingly get coffee with some chick he met on the internet!
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Ravenpoe said:
"She's very nice, but for the last time, no threesomes!"
-Mrs bhamv
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bhamv3 said:
"Who said anything about a threesome? She has a husband! It wouldn't be right to leave him out. It'd be a foursome."
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This, ladies and gentlebeings of the forum, is the best one-two-three exchange ever.

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DarkAudit said:
Ping @Emrys. Been a month since the last sighting. You okay?
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She's alive, and well, and being danced on by her doomweasels while she attempts to sleep.
 
LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

*bracing for comments*

Is there such a thing as not growing out of an oral fixation? Like, kids/babies, always have something in their mouth, etc etc. But, how weird is it for adults? Because I constantly have things in my mouth (blowjobs aside here) - my car keys, pens, headphones, receipts and tons of other things. I don't chew on them, I just use my mouth like a third hand, just to hold stuff. Is that weird? I feel like it's weird.

I'm sure we've discussed my biting before, but just now my boss came to tell me something and I'm leaving so I had my headphones in my mouth, holding them while I put everything else in my purse. I then realized how often I put stuff in my mouth to hold on it. And I just, why do I put stuff in my mouth??
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I mean, a lot of folks I know who smoke/smoked said it was about the same, they just swapped to suckers/vape/etc and the loss of nicotine didn't seem to faze them.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

LittleKagsin said:
*bracing for comments*

Is there such a thing as not growing out of an oral fixation? Like, kids/babies, always have something in their mouth, etc etc. But, how weird is it for adults? Because I constantly have things in my mouth (blowjobs aside here) - my car keys, pens, headphones, receipts and tons of other things. I don't chew on them, I just use my mouth like a third hand, just to hold stuff. Is that weird? I feel like it's weird.

I'm sure we've discussed my biting before, but just now my boss came to tell me something and I'm leaving so I had my headphones in my mouth, holding them while I put everything else in my purse. I then realized how often I put stuff in my mouth to hold on it. And I just, why do I put stuff in my mouth??
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I doubt using your mouth like you say (as a "third hand") could be considered an oral fixation. I use my head to close cupboard doors, my feet to hold/knees to open doors, my hips to close drawers. I don't think this is because I never "grew out" of anything, I'm pretty sure it's just because my hands are full and I need something done.

I feel like it's not a fixation unless you're also sucking/gnawing/chewing on whatever you have in your mouth.

--Patrick
 
LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

GasBandit said:
Oh, and thanks, Kags, for causing me to fire Dr Pepper directly into my olfactory.
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YOU'RE WELCOME!!

I am actually very sorry, Dr Pepper has to be a rough one up the nose. I apologize. =^^=[DOUBLEPOST=1463787669,1463787637][/DOUBLEPOST]
PatrThom said:
I doubt using your mouth like you say (as a "third hand") could be considered an oral fixation. I use my head to close cupboard doors, my feet to hold/knees to open doors, my hips to close drawers. I don't think this is because I never "grew out" of anything, I'm pretty sure it's just because my hands are full and I need something done.

I feel like it's not a fixation unless you're also sucking/gnawing/chewing on whatever you have in your mouth.

--Patrick
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Makes total sense.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Urgh. 4 hours of sleep, 12 hours of work, 3 hours of sleep, now 9 hours of work with planned shutdowns of all of our systems for 4 hours. This is going to be a long, painful and grumpy day. Also, having to go home by public transportation, so a 20-ish minute drive (in the weekend) is now a 90 minute race to just miss my tram/bus. Somebody shoot me.
 
Null

Null

Our faculty had a whole 11 hours between Spring and Summer semesters. Spring 2016 ended 9pm, 5/17/2016 and Summer 2016 classes started 8am, 5/18/2106.

Their current mental state can be captured in the following video:
 
DarkAudit

DarkAudit

BErt said:
well yeah, I just assumed you never slept :p

...btw, it's only been 3 days; but I do love the sonic. It's way more forgiving on my hip than the Cobalt, but it doesn't feel like a bigger car. When I show people pics of it, they assume it's an SUV, but it's definitely not. A very nice, compact hatchback.
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I'm looking at the LTZ version. That backup camera would be useful if my mom were ever able to drive again.

When I said the first part of my test for her was to get out the sliding glass door without letting the cats out, her reply: "well, so much for THAT!" followed by much laughter. :)
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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BErt said:
Is @BenBjornson a real dude? I hope so because that's an awesome name.
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I've actually had my eye on him all week. I strongly suspect he's a bot, because he browses pages at less than a second per page and has over a hundred different IP addresses. But he hasn't posted any spam, soooo... I've not brought down the hammer on him.
 
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