Woman Gets Unsolicited Dick Pic...and Sends Dick Pics in Return!

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

http://www.studentmoneysaver.co.uk/...licited-dck-pic-woman-has-brilliant-response/

My god, this is hilarious. The pictures are all censored, but it's probably still not safe for work. Unless your work is okay with seeing censored, hairy crotches.

I really don't get why guys think this is a good game plan. "Hey, this girl looks cute. I'll send her a picture of my dick to break the ice!" And yet, I've heard so many frigging stories of this happening.

What's worse, in this case, this woman wasn't even on a dating site. He contacted her after seeing a restaurant review she'd left on Facebook. So his reasoning was what? "Oh cool, she liked this restaurant. Bet she'd like a picture of my dick, too."
 
Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I've been victimized by an unsolicited dick pic. A coworker of mine sent a dick pic to his girlfriend at the time, also a coworker. She liked it, and showed it around to everyone.

I should've reported it as sexual harassment to HR just so I wouldn't have had to deal with them and their future antics.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

I will admit that I was expecting this was going to be a story about someone undergoing the reassignment process.
But this is good, too.

--Patrick
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

ThatNickGuy said:
I really don't get why guys think this is a good game plan. "Hey, this girl looks cute. I'll send her a picture of my dick to break the ice!" And yet, I've heard so many frigging stories of this happening.
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It's no different than catcalling on the street; there's no game plan of actually trying to get with the girl.

Think King Shark, but swap "I'm a shaaaark!" with "I have a diiiiick!" Everyone knows, no one cares, it makes people uncomfortable, but he keeps doing it anyway.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Zero Esc said:
It's no different than catcalling on the street; there's no game plan of actually trying to get with the girl.

Think King Shark, but swap "I'm a shaaaark!" with "I have a diiiiick!" Everyone knows, no one cares, it makes people uncomfortable, but he keeps doing it anyway.
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But...King Shark doing it is hilarious. :(
 
strawman

strawman

Zero Esc said:
It's no different than catcalling on the street; there's no game plan of actually trying to get with the girl.

Think King Shark, but swap "I'm a shaaaark!" with "I have a diiiiick!" Everyone knows, no one cares, it makes people uncomfortable, but he keeps doing it anyway.
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Given that pornography is well accepted in society as a valid form of entertainment, I wonder if what it teaches men about what women want and are interested in may be influencing their decisions regarding sending unsolicited images and/or rape. I've seen mentions of studies and articles suggesting a connection between sex trafficking and pornography, but haven't read anything more than headlines, and nothing to suggest inappropriate images or rape might be a possible teaching of pornography.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

stienman said:
Given that pornography is well accepted in society as a valid form of entertainment, I wonder if what it teaches men about what women want and are interested in may be influencing their decisions regarding sending unsolicited images and/or rape. I've seen mentions of studies and articles suggesting a connection between sex trafficking and pornography, but haven't read anything more than headlines, and nothing to suggest inappropriate images or rape might be a possible teaching of pornography.
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I don't know about that, but porn definitely alters understanding and expectations. Where those changes lead depends on the person.
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

Gruebeard said:
I've been victimized by an unsolicited dick pic. A coworker of mine sent a dick pic to his girlfriend at the time, also a coworker. She liked it, and showed it around to everyone.

I should've reported it as sexual harassment to HR just so I wouldn't have had to deal with them and their future antics.
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I would love to hear a 10-minute comedy routine on this, or at least more context, because it sounds perplexing.
 
fade

fade

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I think it's simpler than porn. Many men would find the reverse attractive. As dangerous as it is to generalize, I don't think the image of a penis, even a solicited one, would have the same effect on most women as images of a woman's private parts would have on most men.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

fade said:
I think it's simpler than porn. Many men would find the reverse attractive. As dangerous as it is to generalize, I don't think the image of a penis, even a solicited one, would have the same effect on most women as images of a woman's private parts would have on most men.
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My best friend is a gay man. His phone is nothing but dicks. Consensual dicks.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Zero Esc said:
Think King Shark, but swap "I'm a shaaaark!" with "I have a diiiiick!" Everyone knows, no one cares, it makes people uncomfortable, but he keeps doing it anyway.
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"I have a diiiick, I have a diiick, suck my shaaaark, I have a diiiiiick!!"[DOUBLEPOST=1466023307,1466022744][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, "Dick Pics" is one of my two favorite episodes of Blue Mountain State.

It all starts when the football team's coach tries to send a dick pic to his wife, but accidentally sends it to the team's kicker....

 
PatrThom

PatrThom

fade said:
I think it's simpler than porn. Many men would find the reverse attractive. As dangerous as it is to generalize, I don't think the image of a penis, even a solicited one, would have the same effect on most women as images of a woman's private parts would have on most men.
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Speak for yourself. I don't want anyone's private parts flooding my phone, even if they do make a joke about "one in your inbox."

--Patrick
 
fade

fade

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Note that I took great care not to say "all men".

Also I'm fairly certain neither of you are dick pic senders either.
 
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figmentPez

figmentPez

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stienman said:
Given that pornography is well accepted in society as a valid form of entertainment, I wonder if what it teaches men about what women want and are interested in may be influencing their decisions regarding sending unsolicited images and/or rape. I've seen mentions of studies and articles suggesting a connection between sex trafficking and pornography, but haven't read anything more than headlines, and nothing to suggest inappropriate images or rape might be a possible teaching of pornography.
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I think that greatly depends on what types of pornography someone is watching. The category is nearly as encompassing as "animation" or "novellas". Trying to figure out what lessons "pornography" is teaching is like trying to figure out what lessons "documentaries" are teaching. It's a broad subject. And while I'll agree that there's some disturbing shit out there that's almost certainly encouraging some men to send dick pics (for a variety of reasons, some because they think women will appreciate it, some because they know that the woman won't and they get a thrill out of violating them), but there's also porn out there that promotes consent, actual communication, respect for boundaries, and generally defuses the idea that any sort of unsolicited sexual activity is okay.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Man, sometimes it feels like there's a dick pic epidemic going on or something, which makes me oddly proud that I've never received or sent a dick pic in my life.

... someone's going to PM me a picture of a penis now, aren't they.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

She's my new hero.

I guess it's more productive than the time I received one in my college days and I shared it with my friends so we could all laugh at it/him. And we did.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

fade said:
Note that I took great care not to say "all men".

Also I'm fairly certain neither of you are dick pic senders either.
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Well, what's a dick pic sender? Like solicited or unsolicited? If it's just one time, like Gas with our mystery Halforumite, is he clear for that one or does he now have to carry a dick pic sender ID card?
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Zero Esc said:
Well, what's a dick pic sender? Like solicited or unsolicited? If it's just one time, like Gas with our mystery Halforumite, is he clear for that one or does he now have to carry a dick pic sender ID card?
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It was definitely unsolicited, btw.
 
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