Woman Gets Unsolicited Dick Pic...and Sends Dick Pics in Return!

Except a cat bringing you a dead bird has good intentions, where as an unsolicited dick pic is just a means of forcing yourself on someone via in internet.
A cat leaving you dead animals considers itself your superior, assumes you can't take care of yourself, and is trying to teach you how to live. Sounds about right, no?
 
A cat leaving you dead animals considers itself your superior, assumes you can't take care of yourself, and is trying to teach you how to live. Sounds about right, no?
Or it's saying "Look, you're a big bald doofus of a cat, but I don't want you to starve so I'm bringing you food and helping you become a better hunter." Which is actually kind of sweet.
 
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