GasBandit
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"Butt... you're a horse"
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Isn't that how that one guy died? Doing butt stuff with a horse?
Yeah, but he's referring to the guy who died on camera and had it posted online, furthering the argument that most of the internet is a cautionary tale that's all worth it because it leads to conversations where someone says things like "butt stuff with a horse".
For those interested, here's the Wikipedia article (I'm one of the maintainers ever since VICE linked to it, resulting in even bigger assholes vandalizing it): Enumclaw horse case.
GasBandit
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Heh, I've posted something similar before. Saying that the 2nd amendment is invalid because the founders couldn't imagine the weapons we'd have today is like saying the 1st amendment is invalid because the founders couldn't imagine the things we'd say in the 21st century.
I'd say it's closer to saying the founders couldn't imagine the ability we'd have to communicate today. Imagine someone opposing free speech on the internet because when the first amendment was written they didn't imagine hate speech could be published any faster than a hand crank operated printing press could make pages, and couldn't cost less than at least the cost of a piece of paper.
Smash the patriarchy.
Such violence!
That's gross.
I mean, the Patriarchy is all old men. When Charlie smashes that, there's gonna be a lot of broken hips hanging from wrinkled flesh like limp, flaccid members. Ugh.
Such violence!
Orangutans are generally believed to be one of the smarter species of ape... not just because of their clear social dynamics, but because they have been spotted using tools in the wild, far from human civilization. Spears for fishing, sticks for grooming, rocks as weapons and to open up hard nuts and fruit. They've developed it without human intervention. It's believed that, given enough time and no human involvement, they could form a society of their own. It's unlikely to ever happen however, as we're destroying their habitat quickly and it's almost certain we'd capture any intelligent outliers for study.
