Funny (political, religious) pictures

[GasBandit]

 

[Null]

 

[Dei]

 

[PatrThom]

No mention of condiments?

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

 

[Gruebeard]

I wonder what sort of food Jennifer Mayers represents.

 

[PatrThom]

I wonder what sort of food Jennifer Mayers represents.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

No that's Becky[DOUBLEPOST=1467836494,1467836381][/DOUBLEPOST]Or...
♫ ♬ Vulcanize the whoopie stick... in the ham wallet... ♫ ♬

 

[Null]

First off, how does he know what either set of vaginas looks like? Secondly, what a classy guy. Third, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, who the fuck cares how often someone else uses their genitals?

 

[Terrik]

First off, how does he know what either set of vaginas looks like? Secondly, what a classy guy. Third, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, who the fuck cares how often someone else uses their genitals?

Its a woman

 

[Null]

Okay. Switch pronouns.

 

[GasBandit]

First off, how does he know what either set of vaginas looks like? Secondly, what a classy guy. Third, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, who the fuck cares how often someone else uses their genitals?

1) She
2&3) That's probably one of the less disturbing tweets on that account

 

[Null]

Fuck her, fuck her followers, fuck her family, fuck her ideals, fuck her religion, fuck everything she's ever known or loved, fuck every stupid thought that's crossed her empty fucking skull, and fuck everyone who posts this fucking bullshit.

 

[Gruebeard]

Fuck her, fuck her followers, fuck her family, fuck her ideals, fuck her religion, fuck everything she's ever known or loved, fuck every stupid thought that's crossed her empty fucking skull, and fuck everyone who posts this fucking bullshit.

Okay, but I'm gonna need lots of Viagra.

 

[mikerc]

That...that has to be a parody account. I refuse to believe it's real.

 

[blotsfan]

Even if that is a parody account it's too much meanness and not enough humor.

 

[Null]

That...that has to be a parody account. I refuse to believe it's real.

Have you been aware of anything going on in the world for the last year and a half?

 

[mikerc]

Have you been aware of anything going on in the world for the last year and a half?

Between Trump as the Republican Presidential Nominee & Brexit I kinda wish I wasn't aware of anything...

 

[GasBandit]

Sometimes parody accounts forget to be humorous and then just become living strawmen/false flags.

 

[Celt Z]

I think in both cases you might need to see a doctor, unless she's implying it's normal for her daughter's vulva to not exit. Or that the only other option is prolapsed.

Are we sure this is a woman? She seems only vaguely aware of what female anatomy looks like. Next she's going to say you pee out of your vagina.

 

[GasBandit]

She seems only vaguely aware of what female anatomy looks like.

Let me tell you, lady, I'd be willing to bet I've seen more vaginas than you (on screen), and I've seen both columns.

 

[PatrThom]

Next she's going to say you pee out of your vagina.

...every 30 days.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

Let me tell you, lady, I'd be willing to bet I've seen more vaginas than you (on screen), and I've seen both columns.

There's also the fact that, just speaking of them as sandwiches, the one on the left looks like a better sandwich.

 

[Celt Z]

Let me tell you, lady, I'd be willing to bet I've seen more vaginas than you (on screen), and I've seen both columns.

Ummm...well, I'm certainly not going to argue that, but I'm pretty sure, from both personal curiosity* and health class, even one that hasn't had any vaginal intercourse has a little more texture than a Barbie crotch. That and the right picture does not necessarily represent virginity. (If I wasn't on my phone I'd find that clip from Mean Girls.)



(Yeah, yeah; budding sexuality, personal exploration, blah, blah/not ashamed)

 

[GasBandit]

Ummm...well, I'm certainly not going to argue that, but I'm pretty sure, from both personal curiosity* and health class, even one that hasn't had any vaginal intercourse has a little more texture than a Barbie crotch. That and the right picture does not necessarily represent virginity. (If I wasn't on my phone I'd find that clip from Mean Girls.)

I wish I could remember names, but the ones seared into my memory were from porn compilation VHS tapes I saw in the late 80s.

... Yes, I was born in 1979, what are you implying?

Anyway, I can't remember the names quite right any more, because these tapes basically were "whitman's samplers" of porn, having 1-2 minute long clips of about 100 different hardcore scenes all put back to back to back, I'm guessing so that you might be intrigued enough to buy their full versions. The names eventually all just kind of ran together, because they were all identical sounding fake names like "Cara Lott" and "Bobbi Soxx" and the like.

It was also the first time I noticed how there were hundreds of female porn stars, but all the videos had the same 5 guys.

 

[HCGLNS]

So even healthy vaginas are a foot long now? Lousy goalposts! Scheisse!

 

[jwhouk]

 

[GasBandit]

Actually, there's nothing in the US Constitution to prohibit secession, and one of the terms of Texas' annexation was that it would be permitted to break off back into its own republic if it deemed things were just not working out.

 

[jwhouk]

That's a negative, Brazos breath:

Another Texas-related legend holds that the Texans negotiated an annexation treaty which reserved to them the right to secede from the Union without the consent of the
U.S. Congress, but the terms of Texas' annexation contain no such provision.

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp

 

[GasBandit]

That's a negative, Brazos breath:


http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp

Grade school lied to me!

 

[bhamv3]

I wish I could remember names, but the ones seared into my memory were from porn compilation VHS tapes I saw in the late 80s.

... Yes, I was born in 1979, what are you implying?

Anyway, I can't remember the names quite right any more, because these tapes basically were "whitman's samplers" of porn, having 1-2 minute long clips of about 100 different hardcore scenes all put back to back to back, I'm guessing so that you might be intrigued enough to buy their full versions. The names eventually all just kind of ran together, because they were all identical sounding fake names like "Cara Lott" and "Bobbi Soxx" and the like.

It was also the first time I noticed how there were hundreds of female porn stars, but all the videos had the same 5 guys.

There's one female porn star I remember seeing images of, from 2000 to 2005 or so, who had privates like that. I've been trying to recall her name for years.

 

[blotsfan]

Given this tweet, I'm starting to think its a parody but not a very funny or clever one.

 

[jwhouk]

Grade school lied to me!

Well, grade school told me that there was a nation called "Rhodesia", so...

 

[PatrThom]

Grade school lied to me!

Texas gets to choose what goes into most of the textbooks!
No, seriously.

EDIT: archived link here since the other one is now dead.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]