The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Protip. WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TAKE A PISS.
And for FUCK'S SAKE, lean your face into the shower to wash it off first, before you wash the rest of your body.
There were two in my academy class who didn't...
There were two in my academy class who didn't...
This is just generally good advice. Most people wear some sort of pants or underwear as protection all day, but leave their hands exposed all day long. Who knows where they've been?
--Patrick
Came home to find I'd left one of the rat cage doors open. The last time I did that was four years ago, only one escaped, and his sole mission was to find the pile of blankets and go to sleep.
This time ... they were both asleep in the pirate ship. These are the same girls for whom I used to have to padlock the cage doors because they'd fiddle with the hinges. Now they're too fat and lazy to even escape when the exit's wide open.
This time ... they were both asleep in the pirate ship. These are the same girls for whom I used to have to padlock the cage doors because they'd fiddle with the hinges. Now they're too fat and lazy to even escape when the exit's wide open.
S.O.'s phone doesn't run Pokemon Go. Mine does. I don't have a cellphone anymore.
This post is 60% better if voiced by a confused elderly man.
Because my childhood was AWESOME!!!
GasBandit
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It's basically the nexus of addictive behavior. RPG grinding? Check. Gambling? Check (surely THIS time I'll win the lottery/get a shiny!). Collecting things? Check. FF7's chocobo breeding? Check. Wrap it all up in an anime-flavored tortilla and basically you've got a digital dopamine implant.
Yup. That was the part Philip K. Dick missed out on: the cutesy critters and the anime flavoring.
This also explains my current addiction to Topps BUNT app.
What I never got was what the hell Trainer machines worked, do Pokemon have like, USB slots?
B
BErt
As a kid I pictured them as Bioshock-esque hypodermic needles that you jammed into their heads.
Bill PC was a computer with a Dragon-ball-Cell tail that acted as a Pokemon-to-data pipeline.
...is that actually happening? Sounds a little far-fetched, Scooby Doo being a DC property and all.
You used to be cool man!
GasBandit
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I'll tell you what meme I just can't understand... it's the one going around lately where somebody just shows a picture of someone and photoshops a smaller version of them right next to them and captions it "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."
I mean... wtf. I have a hard time thinking of a situation where that sentence would be used in actual conversation. Even "Here come dat boi, o shit waddup" is more natural/believable (unicycling frogs aside) than this. And that's almost evidence of a learning disability, if you ask me.
I mean... wtf. I have a hard time thinking of a situation where that sentence would be used in actual conversation. Even "Here come dat boi, o shit waddup" is more natural/believable (unicycling frogs aside) than this. And that's almost evidence of a learning disability, if you ask me.
sigh, that sentence was spoken almost verbatim at the bus stop last fall.
Two moms enter, one mom leaves ....
Oh you sweet summer child.
Clearly Dave has never seen certain people on this forum talk about Pokemon.
EV training strats and the roster selection meta can get pretty complicated. Are you thinking of water-fire-leaf?
Dave
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Probably.
Yeah, I stopped playing after generation 2 (215 Pokeymanz), when things were that simple (and only because strategies hadn't had time to evolve--a lot of the base mechanics were there). It has gotten very complicated, apparently.