Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

[Denbrought]

Ew, consenting adults engaging in transactions for mutual benefit.

Unless "a decade younger" is in scare quotes because they're very mature for their age...

 

[PatrThom]

You know what? Fuck it. I ain't here to impress none of y'all.

And no. It's 34 and 21. Don't hate.

Dude.
As long as that 21 ain't "in dog years," then do whatever the fuck you want.
My in-laws were 12 years apart. It ain't that unusual.

--Patrick

 

[AshburnerX]

Dude.
As long as that 21 ain't "in dog years," then do whatever the fuck you want.
My in-laws were 12 years apart. It ain't that unusual.

--Patrick

At least half of my married relatives have 8-10 years between them, and it's not all with the men older. It really isn't that odd.

 

[Gared]

Y'know, if you really do "hate yourself" over this, then sure - I'd be concerned for you. But if that was a deadpan delivery of sarcasm, then keep on keepin' on, man. We've got people driving trucks through crowded celebrations, completely fucked up political bullshit on both sides of the pond, and some serious public health concerns pretty much everywhere. The least worrying thing I've come across all day is someone having a sugar daddy relationship with a perfectly legally consenting adult.

Not that you need my approval for anything.

 

[Bubble181]

Yeah, I mean, as long as she's happy, you're happy, and the neighbors don't complain too much about the noise , keep on keeping on.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You know what? Fuck it. I ain't here to impress none of y'all.

And no. It's 34 and 21. Don't hate.

The brofist is for the non anonymity, not the prostitution.


Ok, a little for the prostitution.

At least I know what to get you for next secret Santa!

 

[Bubble181]

At least I know what to get you for next secret Santa!

...condoms?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

You know what? Fuck it. I ain't here to impress none of y'all.

And no. It's 34 and 21. Don't hate.

OH MY GOD, how dare you have a mutually consenting sexual relationship with someone that also involves some sort of payment.

You monster.

 

[sixpackshaker]

You always pay for it in the end... amiright?

 

[GasBandit]

I favor legalizing prostitution.

 

[GasBandit]

The accounting lady I'd been training to cover for me when I take time off had her baby this morning.

Countdown to resigning to "be a mom" begins...

 

[sixpackshaker]

The accounting lady I'd been training to cover for me when I take time off had her baby this morning.

Countdown to resigning to "be a mom" begins...

When does her FMLA run out?

 

[PatrThom]

that costs extra

He's gonna remunerate her so hard.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

The accounting lady I'd been training to cover for me when I take time off had her baby this morning.

Countdown to resigning to "be a mom" begins...

Maybe you should get pregnant. That'll show 'em.

 

[MindDetective]

Maybe you should get pregnant. That'll show 'em.

?

 

[Hailey Knight]

I didn't say he had to give birth. Just keep it inside him, like a secret friend.

 

[GasBandit]

?

 

[Squidleybits]

It was beastly hot today and I'm melting. For real hot, not Canada hot.

 

[Cheesy1]

Today is my 20 year high school reunion. I'm not there.
Nobody I really want to see again is there, and I don't feel like explaining over and over all night why I haven't done anything with my life.

 

[Zappit]

Well, my family had two Clinton signs on our lawn, and some fat fuck just pulled up, threw them in his car, and bolted.

 

[Shakey]

Security training.

 

[Frank]

Well, my family had two Clinton signs on our lawn, and some fat fuck just pulled up, threw them in his car, and bolted.

Well, that's a crime.

 

[Bubble181]

Well, that's a crime.

Putting out Clinton signs? No, just ill-advised.

 

[fade]

Bleh. Imgur annoys me when it upvotes bad explanations of why calls for social justice are wrong. "Here's some stats I poorly researched but drew impressive pictures for, so clearly there's no problem at all, just overreacting!" "Here's some images of an anecdote that counters the issue, so clearly it's wrong!" 47000 upvotes. Comments like, "My third cousin's sister's roommate is black, and I don't have a problem with it!"

 

[PatrThom]

Putting out Clinton signs? No, just ill-advised.

No, really. It's flat-out theft, and is often prosecuted as such, no matter how tempting.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

No, really. It's flat-out theft, and is often prosecuted as such, no matter how tempting.

--Patrick

I doubt you could press serious charges for stealing free thing. Criminal mischief would likely be the best charge.

 

[PatrThom]

I doubt you could press serious charges for stealing free thing. Criminal mischief would likely be the best charge.

People can, and have.
Because the signs are the property of the candidate (or his campaign), not the homeowner.
And candidates are frequently more likely to sue/prosecute than your average homeowner.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Today is my 20 year high school reunion. I'm not there.
Nobody I really want to see again is there, and I don't feel like explaining over and over all night why I haven't done anything with my life.

Mine's at the end of the month and I'm not going, either, largely for the same reason. Partly because I also can't afford it, but largely because I'll be proving people right that I'm still a loser.

 

[PatrThom]

Mine's at the end of the month and I'm not going, either, largely for the same reason. Partly because I also can't afford it, but largely because I'll be proving people right that I'm still a loser.

I haven't gone to any of my high school reunions.
...mostly because the majority of them (in my graduating class) are all losers.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

Our class officers totally forgot. They organized one a year later, but very few people went. I didn't. Mostly because it's half a country away, and the ticket didn't feel justified.

 

[Squidleybits]

I went to a small high school overseas and was the only one to go to university in Canada. Even if I wanted to go to one I wouldn't. I couldn't imagine a group of people that I am less like.

I was out to supper with some friends last night and we were talking about reunions. None of us were fans. My sister though, plans in spending a ton of cash to fly to one in September. I don't get it.

 

[Gruebeard]

Putting out Clinton signs? No, just ill-advised.

The hug was for nobody (who responded) getting your joke.

 

[PatrThom]

The hug was for nobody (who responded) getting your joke.

A local radio station did a Gordon Lightfoot parody song entitled "The Wreck of the Clinton Advisor"
It's been a long time since then.

--Patrick

 

[Zappit]

I doubt you could press serious charges for stealing free thing. Criminal mischief would likely be the best charge.

Those signs did cost money. So yeah, not some free thing.

 

[jwhouk]

Bad day at work. Very late forced OT compounded by youth w/tudes.