The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Null]

 

[Gruebeard]

Nah, 70's fine, even for those of us born and raised north of 60.

I've never even been north of the 49th.


I don't feel so Canadian, right now.

 

[strawman]

I've never even been north of the 49th.


I don't feel so Canadian, right now.

Given your post contains no apologies, I'm inclined to believe you aren't.

 

[GasBandit]

I keep my home thermostat set at about 82 in the summer. Sometimes 80 if I want cooler. Just drying the air out is a massive relief.

Setting my thermostat to 85 and 80 have the same net effect, in the summer - the AC will be constantly running either way.

 

[Gruebeard]

Given your post contains no apologies, I'm inclined to believe you aren't.

Sorry, eh?

 

[PatrThom]

Lol, my dad just called 86 degrees hot. [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

86 degrees IS hot.
...but not as hot as 98 degrees, eh? Eh?

(insert "Ladies..." here)

--Patrick

 

[Null]

http://donaldmaroney.tumblr.com/ - pictures of the midget-handed mutant pumpkin man, set to quotes from 30 Rock's Jenna Maloney.

 

[HCGLNS]

Meh

I think I'll just use my magical powers and transport all of you inside a game of Clue.

 

[Gruebeard]

Meh

I think I'll just use my magical powers and transport all of you inside a game of Clue.

Oh hey! I'd fit right in.

-Mr Brown.

 

[Dei]

It's basically been 100+ for me most of the summer. 86 is cool and refreshing.

 

[Denbrought]

Meh

I think I'll just use my magical powers and transport all of you inside a game of Clue.

If it's anything like No Game No Life, I call dibs on the yandere-ish waifu.

 

[MindDetective]

Meh

I think I'll just use my magical powers and transport all of you inside a game of Clue.

I guess I'm Professor Plum. Or Mr. Body.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Sparhawk]

Oh hey! I'd fit right in.

-Mr Brown.

So, we'd have two Mr. Brown's?

 

[bhamv3]

It was Shegokigo, in the hallway, with a lacy doily.

 

[Sparhawk]

No, it was JCM in the Den with the keyboard.

 

[bhamv3]

What was JCM doing in Denbrought? Actually y'know what never mind.

 

[Dei]

My mother has AB+ blood type. She INSISTS her father had O. I can't decide if she's wrong or doesn't actually know who her real father is. The one time I mentioned that it was impossible, suggesting she was wrong about the blood type, she yelled at me for saying that it wasn't her father. Defensive much. :x

She said it again today and I bit my tongue so hard I'm amazed my mouth wasn't bleeding.

 

[drifter]

Unlikely, but it's not impossible

 

[Gruebeard]

Today, I learned what it feels like to be a cross between @bhamv3 and @Icarus.

I've been . . . admiring . . . a woman at work for the last week or so. Today I had the privilege of training her, which was nice. Then I learned her age.











. . . anybody know what the age of consent is in Ontario?

 

[Terrik]

Today, I learned what it feels like to be a cross between @bhamv3 and @Icarus.

I've been . . . admiring . . . a woman at work for the last week or so. Today I had the privilege of training her, which was nice. Then I learned her age.











. . . anybody know what the age of consent is in Ontario?

 

[Null]

Today, I learned what it feels like to be a cross between @bhamv3 and @Icarus.

I've been . . . admiring . . . a woman at work for the last week or so. Today I had the privilege of training her, which was nice. Then I learned her age.











. . . anybody know what the age of consent is in Ontario?

If that's a question you have to ask, she's too young.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Today, I learned what it feels like to be a cross between @bhamv3 and @Icarus.

I've been . . . admiring . . . a woman at work for the last week or so. Today I had the privilege of training her, which was nice. Then I learned her age.











. . . anybody know what the age of consent is in Ontario?

I've been there. Trained a beautiful girl at work, would have guessed her to be about 25 based on her appearance. She's a co-worker, so I wasn't going to hit on her or anything, but a guy is free to admire. Then I found out she was 16 when I had to make her schedule and work around her school schedule.


... That's not what 16 year olds looked like when I was in highschool!

 

[Just Me]

. . . anybody know what the age of consent is in Ontario?

Just for the first quote in the clip...

 

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Thankfully, Imgur's side of the page buttons lasted about 2 days before they reverted that stupidity.

 

[GasBandit]

It's
Mother
Fuckin
FRIDAAAAAY!

 

[Dei]

 

[HCGLNS]

Look at me @GasBandit I have a new hat.

 

[GasBandit]

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Look at me @GasBandit I have a new hat.

 

[PatrThom]

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Look at me @GasBandit I have a new hat.

Ooo, and this one keeps your ears free! That's important.

--Patrick
*I could've sworn I posted this already, dunno if it got eaten.

 

[Cajungal]

Sometimes I think I'm the only teacher who walks through the 1-3 dollar aisles in Target and sees a pile of garbage.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

 

[Cajungal]

I heard a woman admit that she doesn't smile with her eyes because that leads to crow's feet. I'm sad.

 

[Yoshimickster]

WHO's got two thumbs and getting tickets to Monster Mania...at the door? THIS GUY-hopefully, because while not a huge con they get some pretty choice guests.

ALSO-after two days of hell it is a fucking RELIEF to bend my right knee without massive pain.

 

[HCGLNS]

WHO's got two thumbs and getting tickets to Monster Mania...at the door? THIS GUY-hopefully, because while not a huge con they get some pretty choice guests.

ALSO-after two days of hell it is a fucking RELIEF to bend my right knee without massive pain.

Bullshit.

Bull.

Fucking

Shit.

You have three thumbs.

 

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Ooo, and this one keeps your ears free! That's important.

--Patrick
*I could've sworn I posted this already, dunno if it got eaten.

Free is good. Usually those pirates charge about a buck an ear.