I meant my editing!
Hey, I'm the one who makes the dad jokes. At least, in my house I am. My husband just rolls his eyes. He'd better catch them.
IS that trash talk though? Because I mean...Football doesn't start until, like, October.
But even with their headstart, the Bills ain't making the playoffs. Nor the Jets or Dolphins either.
(The trash talk, apparently, starts right now)
It should've started Sunday. But someone in Canton screwed up big time.Football starts Saturday
Every myth you've heard about Texas football is true, right down to the sentences being altered for crimes committed by high school football players so that the season is not jeopardized.Texas is weird. My high school didn't have permanent seats.
Well, as Steubenville has taught us, thats more than just Texas.Every myth you've heard about Texas football is true, right down to the sentences being altered for crimes committed by high school football players so that the season is not jeopardized.
That there sure sounds like something a fake Texan would say.Every myth you've heard about Texas football is true, right down to the sentences being altered for crimes committed by high school football players so that the season is not jeopardized.
The home stadium for the team seats 16,000.Texas is weird. My high school didn't have permanent seats.
An accountant who shows gratitude? What deity/demon did you sacrifice to, exactly?The owner's pet accountant sent me this today because I bailed her out of a jam.
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Jesus Christ, even his pets have accountants?!The owner's pet accountant sent me this today because I bailed her out of a jam.
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Mmm Sweets Yum.The owner's pet accountant sent me this today because I bailed her out of a jam.
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With blackjack! And hookers!Party at Tin's place!
What, you're keeping the $50 from the liquor store for yourself?I'm not sure I want the kind of hookers I could get with only $100
I'm not sure I want the kind of hookers I could get with only $100
Don't worry; just charge him double and he won't know the difference.
If someone sent me that I think I would be outwardly insulted (nothing but junkfood, what the fuck do you think I am?) and inwardly ecstatic (NOTHING BUT JUNKFOOD, OH SHIT, TIME TO GET FAAAAAAAAT!).The owner's pet accountant sent me this today because I bailed her out of a jam.
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So somewhere between "guilt" and "self-loathing."outwardly insulted (nothing but junkfood, what the fuck do you think I am?) and inwardly ecstatic (NOTHING BUT JUNKFOOD, OH SHIT, TIME TO GET FAAAAAAAAT!).
If it doesn't have bacon you're wasting your life.Gonna have a sandwich for lunch today!
Not gonna lie fellas, installing games on Steam at 27 megabytes per second is pretty swell.