Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

"always flame-broiled"
...wait, that's the other guys.

(seriously, that's obviously a Wendy's that caught fire. Hope nobody got hurt)

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

"always flame-broiled"
...wait, that's the other guys.

(seriously, that's obviously a Wendy's that caught fire. Hope nobody got hurt)

--Patrick

Considering how little damage there is to the rest of the structure, it looks more like a lightning strike to me.

 

[GasBandit]

Always you and the ginger women.

 

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[strawman]

I'm gonna go with "fissured vinyl"

 

[GasBandit]

I'm gonna go with "fissured vinyl"

LETHERSKRUNCH

 

[PatrThom]

BÜTTSKRÅPR

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

LETHERSKRUNCH

Warm Leatherette...[DOUBLEPOST=1474178204,1474178157][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Null]

I think I've gotten half of those.

 

[Gruebeard]

Maybe you should stop making your mom jokes, then

 

[Null]

Possibly.

 

[Gruebeard]

Maybe you should stop making your mom jokes, then

Actually, maybe you should be making more jokes for your mom. I don't know.

Or instead of making jokes for her, make your friends jokes. @Dave needs some good ones.

 

[Dave]

 

[Gruebeard]

If you hadn't been so insistent that that one joke was funny, we would've forgotten all about it immediately.

 

[PatrThom]

TIL "Fuck you, it's funny" is actually a meme outside of Kurtz.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

I'm not actually any good at writing jokes. I'd like to think that I can be funny, but it's usually more of a riff off of something or an offbeat observation rather than a "joke". Like one time my buddy and I were picking up some takeout and a plastic shopping bag was blowing across the road. I said, "Look, a New Jersey Tumbleweed." It was funny at the time.

 

[Gruebeard]

I'm not actually any good at writing jokes.

Yeah, neither am I.

 

[Null]

Yeah, neither am I.

We know.

 

[Gruebeard]

Danggit. That was supposed to be anonymous.


Y'know, to imply Dave was confessing.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am better at writing jokes than telling them.

 

[Celt Z]

Bull. It should taste like pumpkin spice latte and failed dreams.

 

[GasBandit]

Bull. It should taste like pumpkin spice latte and failed dreams.

I think that depends on how far out into the suburbs one goes.

 

[AshburnerX]

I think that depends on how far out into the suburbs one goes.

Well if you go too far in, the Xanax turns into Oxy. Too far out, Xanax turns into Heroin.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

Oh Texas...

(that's an Austin area code)

 

[Dave]

It's probably this teacher from Canada:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/19/jennifer-green-johnson_n_12086944.html

Jennifer Green-Johnson, Ontario Teacher, Allegedly Told Student To 'Lick Me Where I Fart'

 

[Celt Z]

That's when you extend your pinky when you fart, right?

 

[Gruebeard]

It's probably this teacher from Canada:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/09/19/jennifer-green-johnson_n_12086944.html

Jennifer Green-Johnson, Ontario Teacher, Allegedly Told Student To 'Lick Me Where I Fart'

Now where is that "this makes me want to hang my head in shame" rating?

 

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