Funny (political, religious) pictures

[GasBandit]

Psf, he can't defeat Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

 

[Celt Z]

Last time I got together with a group of my fellow moms, we talked about Orphan Black. Shit, I'm doing it wrong.

 

[Gruebeard]

Last time I got together with a group of my fellow moms, we talked about Orphan Black. Shit, I'm doing it wrong.

but you were close.

 

[Fun Size]

Wow. Just...



At least it's 5 years old. But lol.

More importantly, he's not using the right word for the group. It's a nag of mothers.

 

[Gruebeard]

More importantly, he's not using the right word for the group. It's a nag of mothers.

Oooh. Charlie's mom's gonna be all over your ass for that!

 

[Bubble181]

More importantly, he's not using the right word for the group. It's a nag of mothers.

Wait, I thought it was a nag of mothers-in-law and a guilt of mothers?

 

[PatrThom]

Psf, he can't defeat Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Trump's not exactly the smartest person on Earth.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

Oooh. Charlie's mom's gonna be all over your ass for that!

As opposed to the usual way around?

 

[PatrThom]

Texas, everyone.

Source "cocks not Glocks"

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Excuse you, I am not from Mars. I live in the state of denial, thank you very much.

Since no one else was kind enough to give me the setup:

"Huh. Pez, I thought you lived in Texas."

Same difference.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

hey, fuckheads, leave my mom out of whatever nonsensical bullshit you post. thanks.

 

[Tress]

hey, fuckheads, leave my mom out of whatever nonsensical bullshit you post. thanks.

Agreed. He's right, don't start talking shit about family members.

 

[Bubble181]

Agreed. He's right, don't start talking shit about family members.

I'll make all the slightly inappropriate remarks I want to about HCGLN's wife, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Sparhawk]

I'll make all the slightly inappropriate remarks I want to about HCGLN's wife, thankyouverymuch.

But she's here to take care of herself, involving people that don't have anything to do with us is just wrong.

 

[Bubble181]

But she's here to take care of herself, involving people that don't have anything to do with us is just wrong.

I'm not allowed to say @Dave's mother's name was probably Eve?


(I'm joking, of course)


(We all know Dave predates "birth", he was formed out of clay, I guess)

(but seriously, I agree name-calling someone's mother's usually not done)

 

[MindDetective]

Yo momma jokes are nothing new, though. They are plainly insulting, but nothing new.

 

[Null]

 

[Dave]

You can make fun of me in any way you please. Use my mom (who doesn't?) use my dad (although he's dead you sick fucks) use my sister (again?!?) use my brother (please!)

But if Charlie wants it off limits it'll be off limits.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm not allowed to say @Dave's mother's name was probably Eve?

Nah.
It was probably Lilith.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

I'm just glad Dave's moobs provided enough buoyancy to help him survive the flood.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm just glad Dave's moobs provided enough buoyancy to help him survive the flood.

Well, there were two of them.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

Oooh. Charlie's mom's gonna be all over your ass for that!

You really need this explained, Charlie?

It's a reference to you responding as a holy avenger when someone insults some group you like defending. And since the group insulted was mothers, I figured it was your mother that could don the shiny armor and fight the good fight.

Sorry.

(Not sorry, just Canadian)

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

You really need this explained, Charlie?

It's a reference to you responding as a holy avenger when someone insults some group you like defending. And since the group insulted was mothers, I figured it was your mother that could don the shiny armor and fight the good fight.

Sorry.

(Not sorry, just Canadian)

still doesn't really make sense, but thanks

 

[Gruebeard]

still doesn't really make sense

<--

 

[Null]

[redacted Charlie's mom joke]

Come on, man.

 

[GasBandit]

DUBLUBELAAGHHH DOODOOCACAPOOPOO

 

[Nebulous]

 

[ScytheRexx]

This reminds me. What are they going to call Bill? First Husband? I mean I guess they could just stick with former President, but that is no fun.

 

[GasBandit]

This reminds me. What are they going to call Bill? First Husband? I mean I guess they could just stick with former President, but that is no fun.

First Gentleman, would be my guess.

 

[bhamv3]

In this particular case I think they'd go for Former President, since that probably "outranks" the title of "current president's husband."

In the future if the US ever gets another female president whose husband hasn't been president before, then maybe something like First Gentleman would work.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Why not multiple titles? Former President First Husband Clinton. First Gentleman. First Folk. Oh First Folk. I like Folk. Bring back folk.

 

[bhamv3]

Former President, First Husband, Friend of Interns and Connoisseur of Cigars.

 

[figmentPez]

But his friends call him Slick Willie.

 

[MindDetective]

Breaker of chains, the unburnt...