Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Dave]

On the one hand those people are stupid. On the other, that guy is a world class asshole. I don't get people who do shit like that for laughs.

 

[Gruebeard]

I'm guessing that those comments are fake.

 

[PatrThom]

When I posted that over in the Apple thread, I had no idea that people would actually try it.

That's when you extend your pinky when you fart, right?

My first thought was "oboist."

--Patrick

 

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They immortalized Mister Z in Japan. @Celt Z

 

[PatrThom]

I want to know what happens when you pull his arm.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

I want to know what happens when you pull his arm.

--Patrick

I already know. I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Null]

I want to know what happens when you pull his arm.

--Patrick

He goes Super Saiyan?

 

[PatrThom]

It wouldn't be much Photoshop work to extend his pinky and animate his head bobbing back and forth.

--Patrick

 

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[BErt]

Dick Michigan, Private Investigator

 

[Celt Z]

I think they might need to try again with Maine. Every Maine person I've ever spoken to pronounces it "Ban-gore" not "Banger". I'm also disappointed New Jersey couldn't do better, since back in the early days of " 'Net Nannying", we couldn't look up our own county or neighboring ones on the school computers because they contained the word "Sex" (Middlesex, Essex, Sussex, etc.).

 

[PatrThom]

Kati read this list to me yesterday, I am still surprised Michigan's city wasn't Horr.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I hope they left the bagpipes alone.

--Patrick

 

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When I was a kid, I remember the morning DJs making fun of their own call-in ticket giveaway. "First prize is 2 Barry Manilow tickets, Second prize is 4 Barry Manilow tickets..."

 

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Yeah, I laughed out loud at this one.

 

[GasBandit]

Somebody's mom got tired of washing crusty socks.

 

[PatrThom]

She shoulda gotten the tissues with aloe.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

She shoulda gotten the tissues with aloe.

--Patrick

She wants him to come out of his room sometime

 

[Eriol]

Pfft. That's nothing: Dildo, Newfoundland & Labrador, Canada

The road sign (I've driven by personally, though this isn't MY photo) really gets the point across IMO:

And if you try and look up the Etymology of the word, it has only EVER meant what it does now.

Props to whomever named the Bay that it's on and actually got it on the books long enough for it to stick. Sometimes they get removed later, causing sadness.




I think I'm done...

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[mikerc]

No, Kate Beckinsale is playing the horse.

 

[Just Me]

Earlier on, late 19th century in imperial Austria, rural people got fed up by prospectors coming along and asking about location names.
According to legend that's why some older maps have the Arschlochwinkel (asshole corner) on them.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschlochwinkel

 

[Sparhawk]

No, Kate Beckinsale is playing the horse.

Sorry, only one actress can play the horse, Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Eriol]

Sorry, only one actress can play the horse, Sarah Jessica Parker.

They could always ask Camilla.

 

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[PatrThom]

Hey there's an established reason that stuff like this is a meme:

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

 

[Emrys]

Owls are so judgemental.

 

[Gruebeard]

Owls are so judgemental.

They're always scowling.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Not quite horrible enough to go into the misanthropy thread -

 

[Dei]

Not kids, but I had an acquaintance get an angry later from her neighbor because her cat was killing all the wild birds so they couldn't watch them anymore.