Mr. Z and I had to take Li'l Z to a new doctor today (nothing serious, just some stuff for school), and the guy looked, sounded, and even moved like John Malkovich. It was uncanny to the point of distraction. I mentioned it to Mr. Z once we got home and he says "Oh, shit, yes! I thought it was just me."
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I like candy...bubblegum and taff-DAMMIT
Dave
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Seattle NFL cornerback Richard Sherman showed up to the Wednesday press conference dressed as a Harry Potter character. The article is a great read.
http://www.seahawks.com/news/2016/1...an-wears-harry-potter-costume-wednesday-press
http://www.seahawks.com/news/2016/1...an-wears-harry-potter-costume-wednesday-press
Dave
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So last night we had a conference for my wife's work. It was for a charitable foundation for children with physical disabilities. The presentation itself was an hour and a half long using Powerpoint. They trotted out the kids one by one and tried to guilt you into the inevitable when they asked for money at the end. Seriously the only thing missing was Sarah McLachlan singing "In the Arms of an Angel". It was just like that but with kids instead of animals.
So I was bored silly and texting my son. When I told him an hour and a half of Powerpoint he commiserated and said, "Yup. That's every damned meeting for me!" I showed this to my wife and she want, "Ha!" out loud.
Now, at that very time they were talking about another poor little kid. So it went something like this:
Presenter: This little guy was born with all of his organs on the outside instead of on the inside.
Wife: Ha!
Then she looked up from the text to see people in a three table radius staring at her.
So I was bored silly and texting my son. When I told him an hour and a half of Powerpoint he commiserated and said, "Yup. That's every damned meeting for me!" I showed this to my wife and she want, "Ha!" out loud.
Now, at that very time they were talking about another poor little kid. So it went something like this:
Presenter: This little guy was born with all of his organs on the outside instead of on the inside.
Wife: Ha!
Then she looked up from the text to see people in a three table radius staring at her.
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Isn't it weird that we all knew exactly what you were doing?
GasBandit
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What's wierd is that he remembers it without being the target demo back in the early 90s. The rest of us have an excuse.
I didn't want to start a new thread, so Random Crap is a good place to say Happy Birthday!
No not really, it was my intention to lift spirits with this happy little ear worm.
We performed this once in my Concert Choir in high school. I'm still not a big fan of it, but it was a thing. That we did.
A pretty good amount of us are in the exact age range to have watched Anumaniacs as kids/teens so not really.
We keep a community crossword puzzle book in the bathroom because not everyone has a smartphone and the shampoo bottles are too far away to reach.
Was going through it yesterday and the clue is "Husband of Titania" (3 letters), and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Only 3 letters? I'm not going to be able to fit 'Absorbing Man' in there!"
--Patrick
Was going through it yesterday and the clue is "Husband of Titania" (3 letters), and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Only 3 letters? I'm not going to be able to fit 'Absorbing Man' in there!"
--Patrick
Clearly you have never been bored enough to start reading anything within reach while using the toilet.
Edited for Fairy Tail shippers.
GasBandit
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And turn them down even more...
AMATEURS I TELL YOU!
Are you going to fight crime in spandex without a cup?
Well, not if his superhero name is your location
I googled "Penis-man" and you know what I found? Just a bunch of boring articles blokes with big dicks. REALLY?! NO-ONE has made a penis moniker-ed superhero? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PORN?! Not even a minotaur penis-man, key-rice-t.
well, not always..
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-conten...initiative/tumblr_m8s3uyjxgg1r34y4ho1_500.jpg
https://1979semifinalist.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/9855_4_0116.jpg
Though it's true that artists seem pretty loathe to draw the dick bulge.
http://i.imgur.com/LiLajVF.png
That was the reason that Bats and Supes wore underwear over their tights.
Ms. Marvel and Captain Marvel's red sashes of infinite length seem a liability too great to be justified by flashy fashion sense.
I know it's kind of a compromise away from having a cape, but it's still very grabbable, very easy for it to catch on things.