Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

[Frank]

Other than the long weekend, I don't really like thanksgiving

It's ok to not like the family warfare, but the amazing food? NOPE!

 

[Gruebeard]

Other than the long weekend, I don't really like thanksgiving

Because of the stupid teams the NFL picks for Thursday?

 

[Dave]

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[GasBandit]

Actually, the REAL first thanksgiving happened in TEXAS.

http://texasalmanac.com/topics/history/timeline/first-thanksgiving

 

[Hailey Knight]

War on Christmas, a holiday that covers almost as much of the late year calendar as Christmas itself.

 

[Denbrought]

Actually, the REAL first thanksgiving happened in New Spain.

http://texasalmanac.com/topics/history/timeline/first-thanksgiving

FTFY

 

[GasBandit]

FTFY

Texas. None of the other Thanksgivings happened when their locations were called what they are called now, either, because, as noted, the countries did not exist yet.

 

[Denbrought]

Texas. None of the other Thanksgivings happened when their locations were called what they are called now, either, because, as noted, the countries did not exist yet.

It's hardly our fault that your countries are baby-aged. Other than the whole shitting on the existing people there and subjugating the continent, but who's counting?

 

[PatrThom]

shitting on the existing people there and subjugating the continent

Atahualpa and Montezuma would like a word with you...

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It's hardly our fault that your countries are baby-aged. Other than the whole shitting on the existing people there and subjugating the continent, but who's counting?

Of all the colonial powers, Spain was by far the most ಠ_ಠ

 

[Denbrought]

Atahualpa and Montezuma would like a word with you...

--Patrick

They can get in line, the empire where the sun never set shat on plenty a' folk (heck, my country's national holiday celebrates one time they did that to us).[DOUBLEPOST=1478104576,1478104546][/DOUBLEPOST]

Of all the colonial powers, Spain was by far the most ಠ_ಠ

I feel like it was the most (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞, rather.

 

[GasBandit]

They can get in line, the empire where the sun never set shat on plenty a' folk (heck, my country's national holiday celebrates one time they did that to us).

 

[Gruebeard]

It's hardly our fault that your countries are baby-aged. Other than the whole shitting on the existing people there and subjugating the continent, but who's counting?

Are you thinking we're Italian? or German?

(I'm gonna explain that leap in logic this time: Both of those are baby-aged countries who did a lot of shitting on the existing people of Europe and subjugating the continent. Italy long ago, before they were Italy, Germany more recently)

 

[Denbrought]

Are you thinking we're Italian? or German?

(I'm gonna explain that leap in logic this time: Both of those are baby-aged countries who did a lot of shitting on the existing people of Europe and subjugating the continent. Italy long ago, before they were Italy, Germany more recently)

Worse. You're colonies.

 

[Gruebeard]

Worse. You're colonies.

 

[blotsfan]

It's ok to not like the family warfare, but the amazing food? NOPE!

Turkey is the most phenomenally overrated food in the history of mankind.

 

[Dave]

Second time I've had to say this today.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[Terrik]

Second time I've had to say this today.

You shut your whore mouth.

Just grab him by the giblets.

 

[GasBandit]

Second time I've had to say this today.

You shut your whore mouth.

Here, I maked dis for you to use.

 

[Gruebeard]

Dave on Thanksgiving is gonna be stuffing turkey and stuffing down his gullet while he watches Tony Romo throw interception after interception. Good times.

 

[blotsfan]

Second time I've had to say this today.

You shut your whore mouth.

I guess I prefer food to not be dry and bland. Different strokes I suppose.

 

[GasBandit]

Spoken like someone who has never brined a turkey.

Or deep fried one!

 

[GasBandit]

Or deep fried a brined one!

Goddamit, it's not quite lunch time yet, stop that.

 

[strawman]

I guess I prefer food to not be dry and bland. Different strokes I suppose.

I'm sad at the thought that you've never had good turkey.

 

[blotsfan]

I'm guessing in those cases the skin tastes good but the meat is still dry and bland.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm guessing in those cases the skin tastes good but the meat is still dry and bland.

Spoken like someone who roasts their turkey too long and at too low a temperature.

--Patrick

 

[Necronic]

It's hardly our fault that your countries are baby-aged. Other than the whole shitting on the existing people there and subjugating the continent, but who's counting?

Hey we eventually caught up to the European model of exporting our oppression.

 

[Dei]

But seriously, you've been eating the wrong turkey.

Good turkey is not dry.

 

[strawman]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

Hey we eventually caught up to the European model of exporting our oppression.

Nobody expects the dry turkey.

 

[PatrThom]

Talk about stickin' it where the Sun don't shine.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

Make America Gyrate Again




meh

 

[PatrThom]

Make Ico Gay Again?
That would be a new spin on a classic.

--Patrick