The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

[Krisken]

A little bit of Creep.


Some amazing tap dancing.

 

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This was my bed for the rain storm last night! Warm and dry all night long. The youth who didn't follow instructions on how to behave in a tent, not so dry...

Man, that is in-tents.

 

[Frank]

I just had two of the best days of my life.

That extraordinarily gorgeous and sweet friend came up yesterday from Calgary, we hung out, had fun, she spent the night and we spent most of today together.

This week gets a thumbs up.

 

[Adam]

 

[Bubble181]

Congratulations!

 

[Emrys]

Is this showing off a cutsie onesie or a hint of what we should buy for the baby shower?

 

[Adam]

Is this showing off a cutsie onesie or a hint of what we should buy for the baby shower?

Yes.

 

[Emrys]

Yes.

<Squeeeeexplode!>

Congratulations!

 

[Dave]

Congrats, Adam! Now you tangible proof that your wife had sex with someone!

 

[Celt Z]

Congrats! That's great news!

 

[Gruebeard]

Congrats, Adam! Now you tangible proof that your wife had sex with someone!

Or we're getting a new Messiah for Christmas.

 

[Adam]

Congrats, Adam! Now you tangible proof that your wife had sex with someone!

Honeymoon baby. For the brief 30 seconds that we were apart, I'm sure a kindly Croatian snuck in there!

 

[HCGLNS]

Yesterday I had a great dinner and listened to a hilarious English woman explain how snails mate .

 

[PatrThom]

Yesterday I had a great dinner and listened to a hilarious English woman explain how snails mate .

Snails mating is usually not something people talk about while eating. Have you ever seen it live? It's fairly disgusting*.

--Patrick
*I mean, I don't mind discussing it, but it turns other people slightly green.

 

[HCGLNS]

It was awesome! Aparrently a snail with reversed organs was found and a call went out to find another and the two are now "dating".

 

[Tinwhistler]

Snails mating is usually not something people talk about while eating. Have you ever seen it live? It's fairly disgusting*.

--Patrick
*I mean, I don't mind discussing it, but it turns other people slightly green.

Maybe so..but leopard slugs mating is freaking fascinating.

 

[Emrys]

Especially when narrated by David Attenborough.[DOUBLEPOST=1478710645,1478710355][/DOUBLEPOST]I'd love to have my sex life narrated by Sir David.

 

[GasBandit]

Imgur's front page is inundated by sea slugs today in protest of the election results.

 

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Imgur's front page is inundated by sea slugs today in protest of the election results.

I know. It's interrupting my steady stream of boobs.

 

[GasBandit]

I know. It's interrupting my steady stream of boobs.

 

[Bones]

 

[Emrys]

Poor boys.

 

[Dave]

No boobs on Imgur?? Oh no! Where ever can we find boobs now? I mean, there are no other sites on the internet that have them!

 

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No boobs on Imgur?? Oh no! Where ever can we find boobs now? I mean, there are no other sites on the internet that have them!

I did some research, and it turns out you're right. There is something called "pornography" that I had never heard of, but--I kid you not--it sounds kind of awesome.

 

[GasBandit]

No boobs on Imgur?? Oh no! Where ever can we find boobs now? I mean, there are no other sites on the internet that have them!

The fact that there are other available sources is beside the point. What we like is having our boobies curated and hand delivered in a convenient and familiar way.

I mean, if your favorite local supermarket stops carrying your favorite breakfast cereal or whatever, it's still a hassle even if you can technically drive an extra 20 minutes and get it at the store on the other side of town.

But it's ok now, the slugs are dwindling and the boobs are returning.

 

[Dave]

The fact that there are other available sources is beside the point. What we like is having our boobies curated and hand delivered in a convenient and familiar way.

I mean, if your favorite local supermarket stops carrying your favorite breakfast cereal or whatever, it's still a hassle even if you can technically drive an extra 20 minutes and get it at the store on the other side of town.

But it's ok now, the slugs are dwindling and the boobs are returning.

Well that analogy is pretty dumb. You are at your computer. You don't have to drive 20 minutes to get to another site.

 

[Null]

Well that analogy is pretty dumb. You are at your computer. You don't have to drive 20 minutes to get to another site.

Unless you're on AOL.

 

[GasBandit]

Well that analogy is pretty dumb. You are at your computer. You don't have to drive 20 minutes to get to another site.

It's a haaaaaassleeeeeee. I should have emphasized "curated" more.

Lemme try a different analogy - it's like when your favorite radio station flips format. Yes there are other radio stations, maybe even radio stations of the same format, but it's not what you like and what you're used to! And BOY OH BOY DO YOU WRITE E-MAILS AND MAKE PHONE CALLS

 

[blotsfan]

Lemme try a different analogy - it's like when your favorite radio station flips format. Yes there are other radio stations, maybe even radio stations of the same format, but it's not what you like and what you're used to! And BOY OH BOY DO YOU WRITE E-MAILS AND MAKE PHONE CALLS

I feel like this one is personal.

 

[GasBandit]

I feel like this one is personal.

 

[jwhouk]

Oh, by the way Gas - the local radio station group for my little city was bought out last week.

An AM talk station, two FM stations (one country, one "classic rock"), were purchased by a Christian broadcasting company.

We already have at least two Christian stations in the market (WAY-FM and another with Catholic leanings).

 

[Timmus]

On friday someone dented my car in a mall parking lot didn't leave a note.

Today I went to an autobody shop to get a quote about and they told me it would cost $1000 probably. A former firefighting crew boss just happened to be walking by and told me I should just get a plunger. I followed his advice and the car's good as new.

 

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That's all the body shop would've done. They've got a stronger plunger with a slide hammer built into it, but it's still basically a plunger.

 

[HCGLNS]

Just introduced 8 people to D&D.

It went rather well.

They managed to kill a troll that was using a hat of disguise who had charged them rent.


The rent? Well he needed about......tree fiddy.

 

[JCM]

Because of a last-minute better job offer, I ended up not moving to the richer neighboring country of Venezuela, and two months after that, oil prices dropped, and the country descended into a leftist/soviet-style economic collapse not seen since Zimbabwe back in the early 2000s.

Scary.