Funny (political, religious) pictures

blotsfan · Nov 23, 2016

I agree. The average republican voter isn't smart enough to handle sets that are larger than 2.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

blotsfan said:
I agree. The average republican voter isn't smart enough to handle sets that are larger than 2.

Sorry, Tumblr, there are only two genders. Though, we might make exception for those who identify as A-10 Thunderbolt II.

Terrik · Nov 23, 2016

blotsfan said:
I agree. The average republican voter isn't smart enough to handle sets that are larger than 2.

Societal agreements that the # of existing genders in humans is limited to 2 isn't unique to Republicans.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

Gruebeard · Nov 23, 2016

Sure, but every (sane) Society agrees that those who identify as A-10 Thunderbolt II are messed in the head.

blotsfan · Nov 23, 2016

GasBandit said:
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Thats just depressing and true.

Terrik · Nov 23, 2016

Gruebeard said:
Sure, but every (sane) Society agrees that those who identify as A-10 Thunderbolt II are messed in the head.

You shut your filthy mouth.

Gruebeard · Nov 23, 2016

Terrik said:
You shut your filthy mouth.

You're right, I shouldn't talk. I identify as CF 18 Super Horny.[DOUBLEPOST=1479940496,1479940245][/DOUBLEPOST]This was me and my honey last night:

(I like big butts and I can not lie)

Ravenpoe · Nov 23, 2016

GasBandit said:

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PatrThom · Nov 23, 2016

Gruebeard said:
You're right, I shouldn't talk. I identify as CF 18 Super Horny.
(I like big butts and I can not lie)

Always on the lookout for a nice C13o, eh?

--Patrick

fade · Nov 23, 2016

There are two sexes, sure. But gender ain't the same as sex.

Gruebeard · Nov 23, 2016

fade said:
There are two sexes, sure.

You're short by at least 2.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

I'll believe there are more than two genders when Spanish starts using them for definite articles.

Frank · Nov 23, 2016

A) It's called most of Europe, fuck off.

B) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE N STANDS FOR?

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

Frank said:
B) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE N STANDS FOR?

OH GOD THAT. HA HA HA HA

Hailey Knight · Nov 23, 2016

noooo

Terrik · Nov 23, 2016

GasBandit · Nov 24, 2016

@Li3n · Nov 24, 2016

GasBandit said:
I'll believe there are more than two genders when Spanish starts using them for definite articles.

Poor neuter, always discriminated against...

I bet you wouldn't even let it get married, you bastard.

GasBandit · Nov 25, 2016

Frank · Nov 25, 2016

Denbrought · Nov 25, 2016

Hailey Knight · Nov 26, 2016

DarkAudit said:
According to Snopes, it's a real LBJ quote.

Zero Esc said:
Can someone explain the joke? I don't get it. I know that ruins the punchline, but I don't see the humor.

GasBandit · Nov 26, 2016

You heard it here first, folks:

Jesus can make you white.

PatrThom · Nov 26, 2016

TIL Jesus' middle name is apparently "Vitiligo."

--Patrick

Cheesy1 · Nov 26, 2016

@Li3n · Nov 30, 2016

GasBandit · Nov 30, 2016

Leave it to the robots to slap you in the face with reality.

figmentPez · Nov 30, 2016

PatrThom · Nov 30, 2016

GasBandit said:
Leave it to the robots to slap you in the face with reality.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 30, 2016

For anyone who's ever said (or just seen a post that said) "that post gave me cancer,"

http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/5351.htm

GasBandit · Nov 30, 2016

Gruebeard · Nov 30, 2016

GasBandit said:
For anyone who's ever said (or just seen a post that said) "that post gave me cancer,"

http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/5351.htm

What he means is that he broke into a Dentist's office then posted several dozen XRays of his junk to Reddit, Facebook and wherever else XRays of his junk might belong. He got lots of likes, or upvotes (and a hug rating from me), but he also got testicular cancer.

CrimsonSoul · Nov 30, 2016

GasBandit said:

I can't stop watching this LMAO

sixpackshaker · Nov 30, 2016

GasBandit said:
Leave it to the robots to slap you in the face with reality.

Some shirtlord will not dictate.....