Visiting your in laws?
The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)
GasBandit
Staff member
It's like radiation. It's everywhere and constant, I know, but it starts to get cancer-inducing once a certain amount is reached in a short period of time.
Sometimes people around here get a serious case of chuunibyou. I know we all do it from time to time, but UH MAH GUH you two!
Visiting your in laws?
Dammit @HCGLNS, it took me several confused moments to realize Gas didn't delete a couple posts.
Well played.[DOUBLEPOST=1480547369,1480547080][/DOUBLEPOST]Also:
Well played.[DOUBLEPOST=1480547369,1480547080][/DOUBLEPOST]Also:
if I wasn't so lazy - and if I was feeling trollish - I'd start replying to all your Libertarian posts with Al Bundy pics.
GasBandit
Staff member
At least my libertarian posts are in political threads
I don't know what's Canadian about your reality hopping/clone fantasies Well, to start with: me.At least my libertarian posts are in political threads
Second: they're jokes, not fantasies. When I fantasize about Bubble, I picture us chilling under some heaters on a restaurant patio during a frosty Belgium afternoon drinking a variety of local beers.
GasBandit
Staff member
Look, I get it, we all do it. I know. Bubble's one of a series, you hop universes, I'm some kind of captain planet supervillain, Emrys commands doomweasels, Shego's a mass murderer, Dave is funny, Pat's a real live person, we're all JCM. It's not the content, it's the density
GasBandit
Staff member
I'm on to you.
Meeting me in person will never compare to the image of me you've constructed in your head out of videotape, celluloid, and silicon.
--Patrick
It's not the content, it's the density
Here I was thinking if you fantasized about me, it was together in a hot tub in the Canadian snow, drinking maple-infused whiskey. Well, I can live with either
It's only because I prefer Belgian beer to Canadian whiskey.Here I was thinking if you fantasized about me, it was together in a hot tub in the Canadian snow, drinking maple-infused whiskey. Well, I can live with either
Not that I drink anymore.
Go on...Here I was thinking if you fantasized about me, it was together in a hot tub in the Canadian snow, drinking maple-infused whiskey. Well, I can live with either
Did you know that a beer poured into a glass, must have less than 4 mm of head in Canada?
That is horrible.
GasBandit
Staff member
"Halforums: Come for the arguments, stay for the sexy, sexy make-ups!"
That is why I don't drink Canadian beer. Seriously. We may be famous for drinking lots of beer, we even look down on American beer (as well we should), but our beer is not good. The mass produced stuff, anyway, and lots of the rest, too.
I may not drink anymore, but I'm still a beer snob.
Actually a Ne w Jersey Redhead fetish, but I've been told I need to be less creepy so I went for second best.[DOUBLEPOST=1480630052,1480630009][/DOUBLEPOST]
The less you drink, the more you should make sure it's something worth drinking.
Nah, that's bat woman just after removing the mask. Have to paint the eyes black, you know.
Punishable by up to a $50,000 fine.[DOUBLEPOST=1480630489,1480630245][/DOUBLEPOST]
The Batman effect .
If I Google Search for "New Jersey Redhead", I find an escort page. If I Image Google Search for "New Jersey Redhead", I get....
No, no, go with your instincts on that one.
I thought I was the one with the bird thing?
Oh hey! Now I have a fantasy about a New Jersey redhead. It's, uh, not the sexy sort, though. I want to eat it.If I Google Search for "New Jersey Redhead", I find an escort page. If I Image Google Search for "New Jersey Redhead", I get....
I thought I was the one with the bird thing?
Well, that's exactly what I want to do with a redhead, but I did consider it a sexy fantasy.
Okay, so I'll add this to my Bubble in Belgium fantasy. We can be sitting on that restaurant patio with a Jersey girl in your lap, while I munch on a duck.Well, that's exactly what I want to do with a redhead, but I did consider it a sexy fantasy.
