The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Celt Z]

So, if I have this straight, at the next anti-vampire brunch, we need to have crossed-shaped garlic bagels (made with holy water!), a little lox and schmear, and then we kibitz about the vampire problem, and oy, Tom Cruise these days...

 

[Bubble181]

I think we need sriracha-peanut dip in there somewhere, but otherwise, spot on.

 

[HCGLNS]

Is Foamy the squirrel still a thing?

 

[Yoshimickster]

Is Foamy the squirrel still a thing?

Yup, been going strong for a while after the reboot.

 

[GasBandit]

So, if I have this straight, at the next anti-vampire brunch, we need to have crossed-shaped garlic bagels (made with holy water!), a little lox and schmear, and then we kibitz about the vampire problem, and oy, Tom Cruise these days...

Wouldn't the fact that it takes place in late morning kinda do the trick?

 

[mikerc]

Wouldn't the fact that it takes place in late morning kinda do the trick?

Not necessarily. Novel!Dracula wasn't harmed by sunlight remember.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Not necessarily. Novel!Dracula wasn't harmed by sunlight remember.

Do I need to bring up sparkly vampires?

 

[mikerc]

Do I need to bring up sparkly vampires?

No. You do not need to. Never do so again.

 

[Gruebeard]

Do I need to bring up sparkly vampires?

Did you find an unwanted litter of them in a basket at your door?

 

[Dei]

2016 is still flailing about.

Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on flight

 

[Frank]

 

[Yoshimickster]

Not gonna lie, I legit gasped after I read that.

 

[jwhouk]

2016 is still flailing about.

Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on flight

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sixpackshaker]

I 'like' a local animal shelter on Facebook. But damn, they are pushing adopting a puppy for Christmas so hard this week.

 

[Bubble181]

Blegh. I dislike that. What's the point of people who aren't ready for it and unwilling/unaware of the burden, to adopt a puppy for Christmas, only to get sick of it/don't know how to care for it and dump them back 3 months later?

Of course I want all shelter puppies to find a good home. But the clue is, a *good* home. "Sure, let's get little Bobby a puppy for Christmas, they're like stuffed animals but mobile, right?" isn't what you want for your dog.

 

[Celt Z]

2016 is still flailing about.

Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on flight

Goddammit, 2016, stop!

 

[Frank]

Something positive.

 

[jwhouk]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Damnit 2016, you can't have this one!

 

[bhamv3]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not want

 

[Squidleybits]

Do I need to bring up sparkly vampires?

They need to make one last Twilight movie where the sparkly vampires meet Eric Northman and Pam.

 

[Cheesy1]

"Well Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples then!"

 

[Hailey Knight]

The 2017 Academy Awards death reel is going to be half the show already. 2016 doesn't need to add any more to it.

 

[PatrThom]

The 2017 Academy Awards death reel is going to be half the show already. 2016 doesn't need to add any more to it.

Turner's already on it.


--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

That was really nice. I had forgotten one or two of those were this year.

 

[@Li3n]

One more bloody week and we can say goodby to bloody 2016.


But of course it's bloodlust is still wreaking havoc: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38427411 Fall out of a plane? Meh... 2016! Gone...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

"Still! Could be worse! My nose could be gushing blood!" - Penguin, Batman Returns

Ah, nothing like a feel-good holiday family movie.

 

[Zappit]

With Christmas on a Sunday, and so much other stuff to do, the Monday Supervillainous update probably won't happen. Maybe I can knock out a one-panel gag, but meh. I'm tired. I'm not feeling too great, and I'm just feeling pretty down.

 

[Emrys]

With Christmas on a Sunday, and so much other stuff to do, the Monday Supervillainous update probably won't happen. Maybe I can knock out a one-panel gag, but meh. I'm tired. I'm not feeling too great, and I'm just feeling pretty down.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I weighed myself this morning. I'm down from 240 to 235. That's a good start.

 

[Gruebeard]

I weighed myself this morning. I'm down from 240 to 235. That's a good start.

Probably not the best day to worry about weight.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Probably not the best day to worry about weight.

Heh, no, probably not. But it's still good news for me.

 

[Dei]

 

[jwhouk]

Oh great, so instead of taking her, 2016 took George Michael.

 

[Denbrought]

This was a very good read: The widowhood effect: What it's like to lose a spouse in your 30s