This just gave me the worst cough-laugh fit.
Too bad it's too late to make a Carl Kasell joke.Someone finally did it. I've been waiting THIRTY YEARS for someone to make a joke like this.
Ooh! Ooh! Who would play me? (And you better say the fucking Crypt Keeper because so help me, Dog....)
Christopher WalkenOoh! Ooh! Who would play me? (And you better say the fucking Crypt Keeper because so help me, Dog....)
That wouldn't work. Christopher Walken is funny.Christopher Walken
Wait, wait... You WANT the Crypt Keeper?Ooh! Ooh! Who would play me? (And you better say the fucking Crypt Keeper because so help me, Dog....)
I dunno, are you sure the Crypt Keeper would be willing to gain the weight necessary for the role?Well, Dave, the fucking Crypt Keeper would be playing you.
Ouch. Just...fucking...ouch.I dunno, are you sure the Crypt Keeper would be willing to gain the weight necessary for the role?
I'm not sure how ruthless it is when The Crypt Keeper would have to gain weight in order to play Kate Moss...Ouch. Just...fucking...ouch.
Ruthless comment of the year award and it's only January.[DOUBLEPOST=1485042724,1485042702][/DOUBLEPOST]FUNNY, but ruthless.
I thought maybe it was a comment on how I'm trying (and fairly well succeeding) to lose weight.I'm not sure how ruthless it is when The Crypt Keeper would have to gain weight in order to play Kate Moss...