I just interviewed a cute girl for a position at our company. She's actually going for a sales role, which has nothing to do with what I do around here, but I was asked to evaluate her English ability because our sales staff often need to talk/write to foreign clients. So, basically, chat with the applicant for 20 minutes, especially about stuff they couldn't have a pre-memorized speech for, and decide if they'll be able to handle the English demands of the job.
Her English actually wasn't that great, so I don't think she'll get the sales job, but she was extraordinarily enthusiastic. She's just out of university, and this would be her first job, and she said she's not currently applying to any other companies, just us. We're the premier translation house in Taiwan, so she wants to work for us. Sales was the only position we were advertising on the job hunt site.
I thought our company could do with enthusiastic and motivated new blood. So, near the end of the interview, I said, out loud, "Well, your English ability might not quite be where we'd want for a sales role... but who knows, maybe I could help find a position for you around here that we might like you in!"
(My brain said, "Aw crap, that sounded pervy... quick, fix it!")
"Uh, I mean, maybe we could find something else for you to do around here."
("I don't think that's much better... okay, last chance, say something to fix it!")
"Well, uh, I mean, I think it'd be great if I could see you around here some more..."
("That's it, I give up, there's no hope for you. Just end the interview now.")
I don't think she's going to work here.[DOUBLEPOST=1489735712,1489735603][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, also, everything I said was accompanied by my trademark grin, which I think is friendly but have been told is actually lecherous.