I was in a public restroom and man came in, washed his hands, and then stepped up to the urinal, and my first thought was "Wow, I bet his dick is immaculate".

I didn't verify...
I've done that plenty of times. You don't know where his hands have been. Do you want hot and spicy sauce all over those bits?
 
I was in a public restroom and man came in, washed his hands, and then stepped up to the urinal, and my first thought was "Wow, I bet his dick is immaculate".

I didn't verify...
Long ago at the annual University of Texas vs Texas A&M football game, an Aggie was using the restroom when he saw a Longhorn walk in, piss and leave. The Aggie called out "Hey at A&M they teach us to wash our hands after peeing."

"At UT, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
 
Long ago at the annual University of Texas vs Texas A&M football game, an Aggie was using the restroom when he saw a Longhorn walk in, piss and leave. The Aggie called out "Hey at A&M they teach us to wash our hands after peeing."

"At UT, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
I - I'm astounded that that would be part of the college curriculum. Y'know, instead of Kindergarten.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I didn't realize that smoking and vaping were two entirely different activities.
Yep. "Vaping," or electronic cigarettes, is inhaling nicotine-infused water vapor. It is allegedly "safer" than traditional smoking, but the jury is still out on long term effects.

Vaping also has the benefit of no "second hand" smoke, and not stinking up the joint. Unfortunately, vapers are like vegans doing crossfit. They gotta draw attention to themselves and tell you all about it.
 
Talking about how you vape again. Classic vaper.
Funny story: I went through the drive-thru at some chain (don't remember which), and the cashier saw I vaped. And so he started going off on his custom mod, and the sick clouds he could make, and how he was in a vaping competition.

I looked at him and said "Do you see how old I am? I could give a shit about any of that. All I wanna do is get the nicotine in my face in a way that hopefully doesn't kill me too soon."
 

GasBandit

Staff member
But both a cigarette and vape-thing have nicotine?
Vaping doesn't necessarily mean nicotine. It could be essential oils, marijuana, etc.
They don't HAVE to, but otherwise what would the point be? Other than marijuana, I guess.

But, if you're not having to satisfy the nicotine addiction, seems to me vaping would just be like going out of your way to drink copious amounts of non-alcoholic beer.
 
But, if you're not having to satisfy the nicotine addiction, seems to me vaping would just be like going out of your way to drink copious amounts of non-alcoholic beer.
It has different flavors people like. And yeah it's dumb, but so is smoking cigarettes in general and no one starts out addicted to that.
 
They don't HAVE to, but otherwise what would the point be? Other than marijuana, I guess.
Takes care of the "sucking on a smoking stick" craving for some people. Anecdotally, I know multiple folks that quit nicotine by switching to vape, and slowly tapering the nicotine dose. Has anyone gotten around to studying whether this is a (statistically) working path for cessation?
 
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