I went into the attachment browser to grab some of the other Omaha Help Wanted ads to send to my wife (she says thanks, by the way) and I came upon this gem from 2014. @GasBandit sings "Naughty Girls Need Love Too".
Oh my god, I just choked on my lunch! I love this and now it is on my phone.
 

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I went into the attachment browser to grab some of the other Omaha Help Wanted ads to send to my wife (she says thanks, by the way) and I came upon this gem from 2014. @GasBandit sings "Naughty Girls Need Love Too".
Ha!

Reminded me of when news anchors "cut loose" in the last couple of minutes of a broadcast.
 
Mr. Z just called to tell me he's stuck in traffic, since two cars, about 10 cars in front of him, got into an accident. But that's not the best part. So some of the cars, in their infinite wisdom, decided to try go around the accident by driving over the curb and onto the grass beyond the shoulder. But it's been raining heavily all day, so now in addition to the accident, there are three cars next to it stuck in the mud. He's currently Facebook Live-ing it for his own amusement.
 
Just saw (and heard) the staff of the restaurant I'm in slaughter two goats on the front yard.

When in Rome and all that, but I'm not hungry anymore.
 
Now they've brought the carcasses, all skinned, and are cutting out the meat.

It actually looks a bit appetizing. And I know it's fresh, so perhaps there might not be a reason for bigotry against foreign cuisine...

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And now they've began spit-roasting two pigs. Maybe coming here wasn't such a bad move after all.
 
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Well, I'm not a huge fan of goat meat, really. Just like goat cheese it sort of keeps the goat-y aroma and taste :p
Though fried and sliced goat testicles (of they're male) is quite tasty, and not as "strong" as bull testicles.
 
Hard pass.
Which part?


I like goat meat for the most part. There are some good mexican and indian dishes with it. Goat biryani - yum! I don't like goat cheese though. Too strong.

I've seen animals slaughtered. I would never want to see (or hear) it any where near meal time. I get a bit squeamish cutting up a whole chicken or cleaning a fish.
 
I had to use incognito mode at work to go to a website without any of my user data showing up. My muscle memory to start typing...certain urls is a bit scary.
 
I had to use incognito mode at work to go to a website without any of my user data showing up. My muscle memory to start typing...certain urls is a bit scary.
Yeah, I'll try to go to a company internal website, but just opening a fresh browser window will make my fingers already start to automatically type HALFO...

--Patrick
 

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Heh, I used to be that way, reflexively typing "pvponline.com/forums" the instant any browser was in front of me... now it's always open on my work and home machines, and my phone, so I don't need to :p
 

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Heh, I used to be that way, reflexively typing "pvponline.com/forums" the instant any browser was in front of me... now it's always open on my work and home machines, and my phone, so I don't need to :p
I always absentmindedly type 'ls' or 'pwd' into the address bar. Like I'm trying to list the whole internet.
 

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I've started eating a fiber bar or two a day now, to try to get more fiber in my diet.

OH MY GOD the farts.

I'm the human air-hockey puck here, hovering along on a jet of flatus.

My username has never been more apropos. I'm almost considering switching back to my classic avatar.
 
"And lo, I saw a fifth rider on a brown horse, and clouds billowed around him, and all that were consumed by the clouds immediately fell where they stood."
 

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"And lo, I saw a fifth rider on a brown horse, and clouds billowed around him, and all that were consumed by the clouds immediately fell where they stood."
Then they gathered the kings together to the place that in Hebrew is called FARTMAGEDDON.
 
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