[Movies] The DC Cinematic Universe - The David Zazlav Dumpster Fire.

bhamv3

bhamv3

Zero Esc said:
But they'll give it to Snyder.
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If I had to pick a classic Batman story that would fit Snyder's grimdark style, I'd probably pick Dark Knight Returns.

But then again, we already had the classic confrontation between Superman and power armored Batman in BvS, and that's the scene that gave us MARTHAAAAAA, so....
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

bhamv3 said:
If I had to pick a classic Batman story that would fit Snyder's grimdark style, I'd probably pick Dark Knight Returns.

But then again, we already had the classic confrontation between Superman and power armored Batman in BvS, and that's the scene that gave us MARTHAAAAAA, so....
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We also have the problem that Snyder doesn't know how to tell a story anymore. So giving it to Snyder would likely still be a bad idea. I'm pretty sure Justice League is going to be a mess. What remains to be seen is whether or not it'll be an entertaining mess.
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

A Black Adam origin movie could really be something... a superhero slowly going Punisher mode in ancient Egypt... yes pls.

Not that the current DC film guys can pull it off.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Frank said:
With Zack Snyder overseeing everything.
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Which he no longer is.

@Li3n said:
I meant the suits...

I mean something must be making them do all the boring grimdark shit everywhere.
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That's just it; they let the filmmakers do what they wanted without guidance or restrictions and the people they hired chose to do boring grimdark shit. That's why Suicide Squad is such a mess; suits finally stepped in to have the movie edited into something fun (too little too late). Not that it'd have been good in its original cut.

There was no DC/WB equivalent to Kevin Feige to guide all these projects, so here we are. It's probably not going to get any better, but I think the DCEU is enough of a shitshow without us making things up.

Buuuut let's play numbers!

At three movies:
Marvel had one good movie and two bad ones.
DC has three bad ones.

End of this year, DC will have five movies. At five movies:
Marvel had two bad movies, one okay movie, and two good ones.
DC will likely have four bad movies and one good one (hopefully but even okay would be an improvement).
 
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GasBandit

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I found Avengers 2 a little tiresome in the second half, and don't feel the need to ever rewatch it.

I was so disappointed in Iron Man 3 I wished it hadn't been made.

I never actually got around to seeing Incredible Hulk.

But all the others I've found to be absolutely riveting.
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

GasBandit said:
I found Avengers 2 a little tiresome in the second half, and don't feel the need to ever rewatch it.

I was so disappointed in Iron Man 3 I wished it hadn't been made.

I never actually got around to seeing Incredible Hulk.

But all the others I've found to be absolutely riveting.
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Ehh... I still consider Incredible Hulk to be "pre-Marvel" myself. The first is terrible, but the second is... okay?
 
GasBandit

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AshburnerX said:
Ehh... I still consider Incredible Hulk to be "pre-Marvel" myself. The first is terrible, but the second is... okay?
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That's my feeling as well, and why I didn't really feel the need to watch it. Even though it came out after Iron Man, I don't get the feeling it really was "connected" to the MCU, from what those who have seen it have told me.[DOUBLEPOST=1493224739,1493224652][/DOUBLEPOST]WAIT, WAIT, I take it back, I have seen it. That was the one where Tim Roth becomes Abomination, right? I had forgotten all about it. But yeah, everything else I said holds. Doesn't feel connected.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

fade said:
What were the two bad Marvel movies and the one good DC?
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Hopefully Wonder Woman will be good but I'm not counting chickens before they were his queen and God help anyone who disrespected his queen.

Out of the first five, I don't think highly of Iron Man 2 or Incredible Hulk, but neither is bad as the DCEU.
 
evilmike

evilmike

I think it might be more accurate to say that, after 3 movies:

Marvel had a breakout hit followed by two movies that were 'good enough'.​

DC started with a movie with seriously mixed critical and fan response followed by two entries that made people question whether the filmmakers actually knew how to make movies.​

After 2 more movies:

Marvel had two critical and financial successes.​

DC has the one that everyone hopes will be good.​
And one that no one is expecting to be any good, but hopefully it won't kill the brand so they can double down on the Batman and, hey, we're going to use the Rock in one of these someday.​


Personally, I enjoy most of the Marvel movies. Of the first five, I think Iron Man 2 is disappointing and enjoy the other four quite a bit.

I have mixed feelings on Man of Steel. Taken on its own, it does some things very well. The problem is that it also has several flaws that are hard to get past. And the tone of the movie, while not a deal breaker, feels like a poor fit for Superman.
 
Gruebeard

Gruebeard

evilmike said:
I*Personally, I enjoy most of the Marvel movies. Of the first five, I think Iron Man 2 is disappointing and enjoy the other four quite a bit.
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I really ought to rewatch the Monaco Grand Prix scene from that movie, to see if it was as horrendously irritating as I remember.

I just remember yelling at the screen "They'd have thrown the Red Flag the instant they saw someone on the track" or "the drivers have radios! The pit crew can tell them what's happening," and "This is on a straight where the cars are accelerating from nearly stopped! After approaching from down a hill where they can see what's happening!"

And the most annoying - " A lap's not even 80 seconds long! How the hell do these people in the hotel get to their car in the garage and out on the track before in that tiny stretch of time! "

Man, I hated that scene.
 
evilmike

evilmike

Gruebeard said:
I really ought to rewatch the Monaco Grand Prix scene from that movie, to see if it was as horrendously irritating as I remember.

I just remember yelling at the screen "They'd have thrown the Red Flag the instant they saw someone on the track" or "the drivers have radios! The pit crew can tell them what's happening," and "This is on a straight where the cars are accelerating from nearly stopped! After approaching from down a hill where they can see what's happening!"

And the most annoying - " A lap's not even 80 seconds long! How the hell do these people in the hotel get to their car in the garage and out on the track before in that tiny stretch of time! "

Man, I hated that scene.
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I was more frustrated by the 'we're going to do Demon in a Bottle, but not really' and the nonsense around the elemental structure being hidden in the diagram of the Stark Expo.


In other news, rumors are circulating that Robert Zemeckis is being considered to direct the Flash movie. (BleedingCool) While this is nowhere near a done deal, it is encouraging because, much like the recent Joss Whedon deal to head Batgirl, it suggests that Warner Brothers is looking for creative talent that will have a synergy with the source material, rather than try to mold it to fit that persons own style. It's one of the reasons Marvel's Phase 1 worked so well -- 'Who could possibly direct a movie about Captain America set in the 1940's?' 'How about we get the guy who did the Rocketeer?'; 'How can we possibly bring Thor to the big screen with its oversized personalities and fantastic elements?' 'Get Kenneth Branagh.'; 'Who could possible reconcile all of these comic book elements into one movie?' 'Get Joss Whedon.'
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

* Carefully straps into fireproof suit. *

I was home sick yesterday and watched Suicide Squad. It wasn't bad.

* Starts to slide closed door to nuclear bunker. Shouts out as the final inch seals shut. *

Also, I kind of liked Jared Leto as the Joker.
 
GasBandit

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Fun Size said:
* Carefully straps into fireproof suit. *

I was home sick yesterday and watched Suicide Squad. It wasn't bad.

* Starts to slide closed door to nuclear bunker. Shouts out as the final inch seals shut. *

Also, I kind of liked Jared Leto as the Joker.
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Heh, I actually haven't even seen it.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

It was an interesting take on a frankly thankless role. After Ledger, no one was going to be happy with it. But he seemed like a goddamned psychopath. Was the thug life stuff a little distracting? For a couple of seconds, but I actually liked how he played it. Plus bonus points for giving a hint of the Sid and Nancy sickness that is his relationship with Harley. It was equal parts kind of romantic and completely fucked, which seems about right.
 
Sara_2814

Sara_2814

Fun Size said:
* Carefully straps into fireproof suit. *

I was home sick yesterday and watched Suicide Squad. It wasn't bad.

* Starts to slide closed door to nuclear bunker. Shouts out as the final inch seals shut. *

Also, I kind of liked Jared Leto as the Joker.
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Suicide Squad had some good qualities. I liked Will Smith and Margot Robbie, and Viola Davis as Amanda Waller was just awesome.

It's the choice of villain that I think made the movie really go off the rails for me. If you have Enchantress as the villain, then why call in the Suicide Squad? I thought their purpose was to do the sneaky and dirty jobs legit heroes can't or won't do. I would think a crazy magic user tearing up a city would be more of a job for Justice League Dark.

I'd probably have a better opinion of Joker if I hadn't heard about Leto's creepy off-screen behavior. Blech.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

I caught Incredible Hulk on TV a few days ago. Its CGI has not aged well.

Still though, I agree that even the worst MCU movies are at least solid. Incredible Hulk, Thor 1 and 2, Iron Man 2 and 3, Avengers 2 etc, they all had problems, but I still had fun watching them.
 
Null

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bhamv3 said:
I caught Incredible Hulk on TV a few days ago. Its CGI has not aged well.

Still though, I agree that even the worst MCU movies are at least solid. Incredible Hulk, Thor 1 and 2, Iron Man 2 and 3, Avengers 2 etc, they all had problems, but I still had fun watching them.
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They're not bad movies, they're just *not as good*. The DC movies just generally suck.
 
Dave

Dave

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So is Wonder Woman bulletproof or not? And can she fly or not? They keep giving powers and taking them away again. They really want her to be a Superman with breasts but they are just not consistent with how they portray her.

Oh yeah, and the final WW trailer is out.

 
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