Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Eriol]

If you really want to talk about silly faces, ask to see a d2 or d3. Your more clever shop owners will bust out a copy of a Blizzard game.

You can actually buy d3's: https://www.thediceshoponline.com/dice-sets/704/D3-Specialist-Dice
https://www.awesomedice.com/AWD302

I kinda want one, just to say I have one.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You can actually buy d3's: https://www.thediceshoponline.com/dice-sets/704/D3-Specialist-Dice
https://www.awesomedice.com/AWD302

I kinda want one, just to say I have one.

That just seems like a more expensive version of the simple d3s I see in every game shop

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Of course, most people I know just roll a d6 and divide by 2

 

[PatrThom]

You can actually buy d3's: https://www.thediceshoponline.com/dice-sets/704/D3-Specialist-Dice
https://www.awesomedice.com/AWD302

Yup. Plenty of oddball "dice" on Shapeways, too.
...or you could just do what most people do, and take ceiling( (1d6)/2 ).

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Fellow Texan forumites, how accurate is this?

 

[Sparhawk]

Fellow Texan forumites, how accurate is this?

Obviously made by someone that favors tu. The "Absolutely Fucking Nothing" is correct, maybe add "and Oil" to it. Soulless rich people should be in more places, like Austin, San Antonio, and Houston. Rednecks belongs in the area with "weird smells." Remove "(avoid)" from under Aggies. Also needs lines for I-10, I-20, I-30, and I-45 to be labeled "dragstrip," and a line for I-35 labeled "construction."

 

[Gruebeard]

Yup. Plenty of oddball "dice" on Shapeways, too.
...or you could just do what most people do, and take ceiling( (1d6)/2 ).

--Patrick

. . . when my dice roll of the table they land on the floor. Are you playing on the International Space Station?

 

[GasBandit]

Fellow Texan forumites, how accurate is this?

Obviously made by someone that favors tu. The "Absolutely Fucking Nothing" is correct, maybe add "and Oil" to it. Soulless rich people should be in more places, like Austin, San Antonio, and Houston. Rednecks belongs in the area with "weird smells." Remove "(avoid)" from under Aggies. Also needs lines for I-10, I-20, I-30, and I-45 to be labeled "dragstrip," and a line for I-35 labeled "construction."

Here, I tweaked it.

 

[PatrThom]

. . . when my dice roll of [sic] the table they land on the floor. Are you playing on the International Space Station?

floor() would give a completely different result unless you remembered to add 0.5 to each roll.

Here, I tweaked it.

You spelled "Injun" wrong.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Why are there Baptists in the Habitable Zone?

 

[GasBandit]

Why are there Baptists in the Habitable Zone?

If I had to choose between living in Austin or Waco, I'd not be dancing.

 

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I'd argue about soulless rich people, but I'd be lying. Fun fact: my wife HATES it when I make fun of the people who live around here like that. I think she takes personal offence at it because she grew up on Long Island, which is like Soulless Rich People Central. She says I'm biased for having grown up in rural redneck country.

 

[PatrThom]

I think she takes personal offence at it because she grew up on Long Island, which is like Soulless Rich People Central. She says I'm biased for having grown up in rural redneck country.

Inculcation works both ways.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[General Specific]

I'd argue about soulless rich people, but I'd be lying. Fun fact: my wife HATES it when I make fun of the people who live around here like that. I think she takes personal offence at it because she grew up on Long Island, which is like Soulless Rich People Central. She says I'm biased for having grown up in rural redneck country.

Hey! South Carolina isn't.... wait, no, she's right.

 

[GasBandit]

When you wanna show the world your inner weeb, but you're not quite ready to go all-in on a body pillow just yet.

 

[blotsfan]

I think thats way more messed up than having a body pillow.

 

[GasBandit]

I think thats way more messed up than having a body pillow.

I have yet to hear of anybody trying to fuck the rear windscreen of a Chevy Windstar. Not saying it hasn't happened, but you just don't hear about it as much.

 

[Bubble181]

 

[PatrThom]

I have yet to hear of anybody trying to fuck the rear windscreen of a Chevy Windstar. Not saying it hasn't happened, but you just don't hear about it as much.

I guess we'll never find out why it's peeling off in so many places.
Also, the only image I could find online of any "Barvie" from New York actually kinda does resemble the picture (probably NSFW).

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I guess we'll never find out why it's peeling off in so many places.

Well, speaking as a guy whose workplace has four vehicles with that stuff on it (the material, not the imagery), it just kinda does that after a couple years of being out in the sun and the rain.

 

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There's one in the parking lot here. Carbon fiber hood, Japanese decals, and a waifu pillow in the front passenger seat. I finally saw the dude who drives it just a couple of days ago. I have to say, it was not the person I expected. It takes all kinds, as they say.

 

[Denbrought]

There's one in the parking lot here. Carbon fiber hood, Japanese decals, and a waifu pillow in the front passenger seat. I finally saw the dude who drives it just a couple of days ago. I have to say, it was not the person I expected. It takes all kinds, as they say.

Yeah, I wouldn't glance twice at Melonpan when in his accountant plainclothes.

 

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I don't exactly know who I was expecting, to be honest, but I am pretty sure I wasn't expecting a well-dressed muscled up black dude with long braids.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't exactly know who I was expecting, to be honest, but I am pretty sure I wasn't expecting a well-dressed muscled up black dude with long braids.

 

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Y-you really do have an image for everything.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

You're never gonna afford a house that way, millenials!

 

[GasBandit]

FEEL OLD WITH ME

 

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The 70s show one got me.

 

[Dei]

My son was conceived around 9/11 (sorry, not sorry TMI), and he can get his learner's permit soon, because Colorado. He's not going to because he's still opposed to the concept of driving, but he COULD.

 

[GasBandit]

My son was conceived around 9/11.

The things that turn you on, lady. Sheesh.

 

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My son was conceived Thanksgiving 2002 in Manhattan. We'd gone to see the parade. We also went to ground zero. It would be nearly impossible for anyone to have kept a dry eye in there, looking at the kids' notes to their missing parents.

 

[Dei]

The things that turn you on, lady. Sheesh.

I can tell you right now that the maternity ward was very full in June.

 

[GasBandit]

I can tell you right now that the maternity ward was very full in June.

Heh, I was still in college and still technically unmarried (though as-good-as-monogamous, for my part), otherwise, who knows - might have ended up similarly. It was a prompt for life-affirming acts, IIRC.

 

[Dei]

Heh, I was still in college and still technically unmarried (though as-good-as-monogamous, for my part), otherwise, who knows - might have ended up similarly. It was a prompt for life-affirming acts, IIRC.

Spoilers, my son was 1 when I got married.

My favorite part of that was how until we were official married, even though we had a child and were living together, neither of our families let us share a room when we stayed with them on visits.