Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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figmentPez
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GasBandit
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You're chaotic neutral, like me. There's a holder, but I ignore it, and just leave the roll sitting on the counter, or the back of the toilet, or the edge of the tub.
GasBandit
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Well, jackaf666, as far as I'm able to discern from the convoluted discussions in the imgur comments for this image, the rules are that various sized dildos and various lengths of lines of cocaine are prepared, but then individually obscured. When it is your turn, you get to pick either a line of cocaine or a dildo (and, obviously, you are expected to put whatever you get inside you in either case, in full view of the other participants), however you aren't able to tell the size/amount of what you've picked until after you have made your choice. Play continues until everyone has had a turn, and if "supplies" remain, then it starts over again in the same order.
It was not clear to me whether, in the event of picking "dildo" multiple turns in a row, if you are supposed to replace the previous dildo with the new one, or if you are expected to just keep finding space/holes to cram the additional ones in.
Be chaotic,
Believe life is fair and lawful enough for libertarianism to work.
Pick one!
GasBandit
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Chaos is self regulating, much like a truly free market.
And that's exactly why you're lawful... expecting things to be regulated, instead of random and disorderly.
GasBandit
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Self regulating doesn't mean regulated
Whatever you need to tell yourself for your views to make coherent sense... can't be having any incoherent chaos, now can we.Self regulating doesn't mean regulated
GasBandit
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You seem to be under the mistaken impression that "unrestrained" always means dangerous, and that "chaotic" forces themselves aren't governed by other, equally chaotic forces. It's a mistake a lot of pretend-chaotic people makeWhatever you need to tell yourself for your views to make coherent sense... can't be having any incoherent chaos, now can we.
Oh look, an appeal to "higher forces governing your behaviour". Nope, nothing lawful about obeying someone else's rules without being forced to. (also, where did you get the dangerous thing? was it the dp? because i was going for the wacky part, not the over the top violence part)You seem to be under the mistaken impression that "unrestrained" always means dangerous, and that "chaotic" forces themselves aren't governed by other, equally chaotic forces. It's a mistake a lot of pretend-chaotic people make
This is true. The surplus of people will gradually be replaced by a surplus of resources once the total population sufficiently declines.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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No, not higher, just equal. Competition brings balance, and all that.
This graveyard is full of memes killed by someone that set us up the bomb.
GasBandit
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I kinda miss the old memes. Now it's all screenshots of social media/SMS/headlines.
For example..
I could be wrong, but didn't most well-known memes originate from 4chan? Which is a pale shadow of itself since its members splintered off into so many subgroups, which caused a lot of in-fighting. Again, could be wrong. I think that's more or less what happened to it, though.I kinda miss the old memes. Now it's all screenshots of social media/SMS/headlines.
For example..
GasBandit
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Well, most of the really GOOD ones
That's, um.... that's an interesting wallpaper you've got there. I'm sure it's quite the conversation starter.
Love that it's at 4%.
My phone switches to this background when ever my battery gets too low.
GasBandit
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Ha ha and also CHARGE YOUR PHONE
That reminds me of this sequence of screenshots I've been meaning to post for a year and a half now. See, I was having trouble with the battery in my phone (which you might expect, it being 3 years old at the time), and so it would run down prematurely, but so long as you didn't put any great demand on it, it wouldn't actually die. So on one of my off days, I captured the following sequence, which has not been edited in any way except to stitch 'em together and format it for posting:
16 straight hours at 1% battery without plugging it in even once. I even got a call (not pictured) during that time. Not bad!
Hmm, gotta go to work the next morning, though. Gonna need my alarm to work, better do something about that:
Maybe I should've left the old battery in there in case we ever needed to get any information out of Gas.
"Tell us now or I let it run another 20 minutes!"
"AAIGH NO NOT THAT"
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Hey I was honest about the format change right up at the top, but I 100% guarantee I didn't change the date, time, nor battery charge indicator, and that all the screenshots were captured live on the lock screen of the same phone on the same day. You can't be all "pics or it didn't happen" and then when I show you the pics you're all, "those are fake."
I'm sorry your brain refuses to accept it, but I understand.
--Patrick
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"Equal" forces governing you behaviour? Funny thing is, i actually remember living under that when i was little. Some forces are just more equal the others i guess.
Either that, or extinction...
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But anyway, enough off-topic musings... any self respecting chaotic person would not be looking for balance... that's Monk stuff, and there's a reason why they're all lawful.
Ha ha oh that lady is awful WAIT A SEC is THAT what mine was doing...?!
Horrifying man.
I know I mentioned it before, but I had that bandage on my thumb for a buncha months after I tore off my thumbnail while it grew back, and I had a veteran with an artificial leg ask me, "What happened to your thumb?" "Oh, I tore off my thumbnail straight down the middle to the bottom," I replied, and I would watch this guy who lost part of his leg in battle visibly cringe and shrink in horror at the idea. It's all relative.WELL LET'S JUST STEER OUT OF THAT POTHOLE RIGHT NOW and back to less "personally scarring" funny.
--Patrick
