I keep fighting the urge to text and call people I know that are watching GoT. I'm fighting it so far, barely.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Mitosis.They're ALL my lane
The windshield has divided but the grille is still in one piece, we might be looking at the transition from anaphase to telophase.
--Patrick
The should have changed the name to...
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
I've heard your Overwatch/L4D2/Vermintide dialogue.
Imagine what we might hear if you ever actually get in an accident.
--Patrick
Client: "We would like you to invent a new English word to represent this concept we have for our new product line."
Us: "Firstly, that's not how translation works. Secondly, there is already an English word to represent the concept you're using for your product line. Several words, in fact. Your new concept is not new at all, it was first developed in the early 20th century."
Client: "We're paying you."
Us: "Fine, from now on your product's core concept is known as glormping."
Us: "Firstly, that's not how translation works. Secondly, there is already an English word to represent the concept you're using for your product line. Several words, in fact. Your new concept is not new at all, it was first developed in the early 20th century."
Client: "We're paying you."
Us: "Fine, from now on your product's core concept is known as glormping."
Because you are clearly an ad agency, not a translation agency... right?
"Wrong verse."
Been there.
And then you're all embarrassed, but then you're all, "Wait, I'm the only one here."
--Patrick
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I don't know... I saw @GasBandit as more of a "My Baby Takes the Morning Train" kind of guy.
He'll do anything you ask, I'm sure.Does "Gas-Cam Karaoke" take requests??
GasBandit
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... Mmmmmaybe. Depends on the song... if I know it, and if I like itDoes "Gas-Cam Karaoke" take requests??
Don't mock my weakness! It practically should be covered under the ADA, if you ask me.
I like @fade 's suggestion, but I may need to give this some thought.
Never. I only use my powers for good.
While at Sonic.
Nah. How 'bout a redition of "My Way"?
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GasBandit
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Why would you want to replace that?!
Besides, you don't want dashcam quality karaoke to be your ringtone
I'd need to do the full produce, like I did for NGNLT 
My daughter has been taking voice lessons, and now yells at me whenever I'm singing in the car and say "oops," because you're just supposed to keep going when you mess up.
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The problem was, I tried to repeat the chorus where an instrumental was supposed to goMy daughter has been taking voice lessons, and now yells at me whenever I'm singing in the car and say "oops," because you're just supposed to keep going when you mess up.
so keeping going would have compounded the mistake.The point is to not acknowledge it, but the actual thing I was saying was that I always acknowledge it and get yelled at.The problem was, I tried to repeat the chorus where an instrumental was supposed to go
I was performing Papageno's aria from "The Magic Flute" (in German) and accidentally sang the second half of verse two in place of the end of verse one. So when I got to verse two, I just substituted the part I originally skipped in verse one, assuming that because it wasn't the same thing over again, it would be harder to notice.My daughter has been taking voice lessons, and now yells at me whenever I'm singing in the car and say "oops," because you're just supposed to keep going when you mess up.
Nobody noticed...or if they did, nobody said anything. Probably because of the German.
--Patrick
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