The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[HCGLNS]

I wouldn't say any woman was beneath my standards, but there are definitely some women I find more physically attractive than others. I don't even really have control over that. It just is.

Human scum.

 

[PatrThom]

Nyoink. Excuse me, I have a post to reply to on Imgur...

A few stripes of it applied to a couple 2x8 sheets of plywood make it MUCH easier to get boxes up a flight of stairs.

--Patrick

 

[Far]

I dunno where else to put this but I changed my pic. It will confuse everyone for ages like it does me when someone changes one they've had forever. Sorry.

 

[HCGLNS]

Welcome to Halforums! Only @Emrys bites.

 

[mikerc]

I dunno where else to put this but I changed my pic. It will confuse everyone for ages like it does me when someone changes one they've had forever. Sorry.

Just so you know I assume any avatar I don't recognise is @Gruebeard so if I seem to be rating you like someone you're not that's why.

 

[Krisken]

I dunno where else to put this but I changed my pic. It will confuse everyone for ages like it does me when someone changes one they've had forever. Sorry.

Who are you and how will I know if you hate everything?

 

[bhamv3]

@Tinwhistler The fedora comment goes back to a meme about neckbeard trilby wearing asshats who sit on the internet talking about chicks who are "well below their standards"



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Wahahaha, I remember that pic, it's from Fark. I was there at its birth!

... Fuck, I'm old.

 

[Far]

Who are you and how will I know if you hate everything?

I made dis.

Also I'm indifferent to most things, like the Neutrals from futurama.

 

[Celt Z]

Why would he need that? Just bet on the Patriots.

Not every year.

 

[MindDetective]

I made dis.

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Also I'm indifferent to most things, like the Neutrals for futurama.

Filthy neutrals.

 

[DarkAudit]

Filthy neutrals.

 

[PatrThom]

How about a hatred for that particular font's question mark? What does that make me?

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

How about a hatred for that particular font's question mark? What does that make me?

--Patrick

Tasteful.

 

[Tinwhistler]

@Tinwhistler The fedora comment goes back to a meme about neckbeard trilby wearing asshats who sit on the internet talking about chicks who are "well below their standards"



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I'm aware. I posed that same basic meme to reddit a few months ago, during a very similar discussion about Scarlett Johansson. So, I get that this is "the thing". I just wasn't aware I was doing it, much less again

Edit: I see that PatrThom put the "I need this explained..." flag on your fedora comment. GrueBeard called me out for doing "The thing". We're all confused

 

[HCGLNS]

Well at least you're not doing the Twist. In Bedrock.

 

[Denbrought]

Deadspin: The Fallout From Sportswriting's Filthiest Fuck-Up

 

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Deadspin: The Fallout From Sportswriting's Filthiest Fuck-Up

Jeez. I feel really bad for the writer. His life was ruined for the sake of an immature joke.

 

[drawn_inward]

Jeez. I feel really bad for the writer. His life was ruined for the sake of an immature joke.

What an interesting story! I too feel bad for him. It feels like he got a tsunami-sized fallout for a splash-sized goof. It's weird how some folks just seem like they constantly fuck up. Like they are their own worst enemies. My brother is one of them.

 

[GasBandit]

The article is right, the fault laid mostly with upper management, expecting a 21 year old minimum wager to edit and censor a 27 year old drop out with known attitude issues at 10:30pm at night with absolutely no oversight on top of enough other work to keep a 40k+/yr salaried worker too busy to ever see his family. It was only a matter of time until something happened.

 

[Emrys]

Welcome to Halforums! Only @Emrys bites.

I do not!

Much.

 

[PatrThom]

I do not!

Lunch.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

@LittleKagsin bites too, but only if she likes you.

 

[Emrys]

FTFY

--Patrick

You're volunteering?

 

[LittleKagsin]

@LittleKagsin bites too, but only if she likes you.

 

[Gruebeard]

Edit: I see that PatrThom put the "I need this explained..." flag on your fedora comment. GrueBeard called me out for doing "The thing". We're all confused

And all because my finger must have slipped, I didn't even know I'd done it. It was an accidental rating.

 

[LittleKagsin]

My red hair is coming back Saturdayyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[PatrThom]

You're volunteering?

Yes.
I volunteer our son.
Come bite his toes while he sleeps, maybe it will encourage him to clean his room.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

If the wind is strong enough.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Tomorrow is Statehood Day here in the 808. Kids are off from school. My office is closed, too.

 

[Officer_Charon]

The prisoner I'm guarding is apparently vapor-locked. And talks in his sleep, nigh-incessantly. And can't seem to stay in one sleeping position for longer than 3 minutes at a stretch. And is possessed of some TRULY EPIC intestinal pressure that is vented semi-hourly.

I feel for whomever shares a bed with him.

 

[HCGLNS]

I am Cornholio!

 

[Celt Z]

I am trapped in a poolhouse in a thunderstorm on Long Island.

I am so bored. Forget help, please send entertainment.

 

[Bubble181]

I am trapped in a poolhouse in a thunderstorm on Long Island.

I am so bored. Forget help, please send entertainment.

OK guys, pool party at Celt Z's!

 

[GasBandit]

I am trapped in a poolhouse in a thunderstorm on Long Island.

I am so bored. Forget help, please send entertainment.

I've been waiting for this moment... all my life.

Kinda tipping my hand on some of my GIF reserves, though...

 

[drifter]

Just wanted to post this one, but more here.