I wish my son could talk to me without screaming in my face.
I wish the same for my daughter.I wish my son could talk to me without screaming in my face.
Use both hands. Lift with the legs, not the back.I tweaked my back leaning over to pick up my purse waaaaaah.
While good advice, and I'm pretty sure you're not 100% serious, I didn't even get to the purse part when my back tweaked.Use both hands. Lift with the legs, not the back.
--Patrick
Of course not. She hasn't quit yet.Also, before you ask, no she's not hot, so that's not a factor.
Don't underestimate the power of the dark side, er, mass of the upper body. It's important to lift with the legs going down and up, even when you aren't carrying anything. If you find it easier to bend at the waist than to squat, you may want to focus some exercise effort on leg strength. No matter what you do your back only weakens as you age, and like your heart anything you can do to reduce back loading is only going to benefit quality of life down the road.While good advice, and I'm pretty sure you're not 100% serious, I didn't even get to the purse part when my back tweaked.
Not to mention those with huuuge.... tracts of land.
I'm sorry, that's bad and naughty, I'm going to have to be punished. We'll start with the spankings.
I don't know which response would be funnier. Should I say I am very much like you with these manboobs? or should I bemoan the fact it's been a long, long, oh so long time since I've been "plagued" by boobs of any size?And if you're like me and are plagued with stupid huge boobs, your back doesn't stand a chance
OK. I'll get the switch.Not to mention those with huuuge.... tracts of land.
I'm sorry, that's bad and naughty, I'm going to have to be punished. We'll start with the spankings.
Nothing says "you're just another replaceable cog in the machine" quite like this.I don't like job searching as it is, but these oil company job applications are odd. You can't really plead your case or talk yourself up. Most of the time they're just forms you fill out like McDonald's. No cover letter, no additional materials. Just boxes to tick.
But you will have years of, "I can't believe the Night's King won the battle!" -or however it turns out.I know this is shitty and hypocritical given how I act about shows I like, but I can't wait for game of thrones to be done so not everyone will be talking about it.
Until then, we'll keep the fire extinguishers handy.When using chili oil, a little goes a long way.
One of these years I'll remember that while cooking.
I think we've already touched on not touching this, somewhere.Another issue (spoilered because gross)
Don't touch your dick after using chili oil/cutting peppers.
I'm currently working on the first book, and I'm at the point where I have to resist the urge to throw it across the room after every chapter. In a good way.I want the damn books to get finished so I can read them while I'm still alive! I have immune system issues and I'm super accident prone.
I started the first one in my second year of university. That was in 199-something. The wait could be killing me.
I read the first book quickly, enjoyed it. But real early into the second book I grew disinterested in the many plotlines, and just kept skipping ahead to the Tyrion chapters. And then I quit the series a couple sentences into the 3rd book.I'm currently working on the first book, and I'm at the point where I have to resist the urge to throw it across the room after every chapter. In a good way.
"Goddammit, why did he have to die? We already lost a cool guy a chapter ago!"
I mean, I knew GRRM had a thing for killing off characters, but actually experiencing it is a whole different thing, altogether.