Lemme stop you right there; what you are advocating is akin to telling someone to try rebooting their PC after a steam roller has crushed it, twenty-eight times.
 
We're still talking about my neck, right?

If so, sadly years of physio, yoga, pain meds, more pain meds and all kinds of scary disease modifying drugs sometimes reduce the pain, but I still can't turn my head very far without moving my whole body. Swivel chairs and back up cameras are fantastic inventions. So are neck pillows for airplanes.
 
Well, today is moving day, at least for the vast majority of our stuff. We have a 20' U-Haul, and an auto-transport trailer that we picked up last night; moving help will be here in a little over an hour, and my mothers-in-law are driving the truck down for us because I'm not really capable of driving yet.
 
B

BErt

Actual conversation that happened today on a discord channel I'm a moderator on...

Kid (hoping to god he's a kid, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt): I love Motörhead
Me: me too...who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?
Kid: who the hell is Lemmy?
Me:
 
Fuck The Onion.

(ETA: article hitting a bit too close to home, and waaay too mean-spirited. That's not comedy.)
 
Last edited:
Very slightly NSFW:

In bed with my wife, about to embark on sexytimes. Suddenly my wife says, "Hey, ever wonder how your younger sister and her husband do it?"

WHY? WHY? WHY, WOMAN??? WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD AT A TIME LIKE THIS? WHYYYYYY?

Sexytimes came to an abrupt halt, possibly accompanied by a record scratch screeching sound. Best part is, my wife has no idea why what she said bothers me, since she has no male siblings.
 
Very slightly NSFW:

In bed with my wife, about to embark on sexytimes. Suddenly my wife says, "Hey, ever wonder how your younger sister and her husband do it?"

WHY? WHY? WHY, WOMAN??? WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD AT A TIME LIKE THIS? WHYYYYYY?

Sexytimes came to an abrupt halt, possibly accompanied by a record scratch screeching sound. Best part is, my wife has no idea why what she said bothers me, since she has no male siblings.
Try asking her if she's ever wondered about her parents.
 
Very slightly NSFW:

In bed with my wife, about to embark on sexytimes. Suddenly my wife says, "Hey, ever wonder how your younger sister and her husband do it?"

WHY? WHY? WHY, WOMAN??? WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD AT A TIME LIKE THIS? WHYYYYYY?

Sexytimes came to an abrupt halt, possibly accompanied by a record scratch screeching sound. Best part is, my wife has no idea why what she said bothers me, since she has no male siblings.
I have no problem going on while thinking about your younger sister. Are you sure the problem isn't with you? :troll:
 

fade

Staff member
Re Lemmy

There are plenty of bands I like about whom I know nothing other than that I like their music. Couldn't tell you the names of the members of most of my favorite bands in fact.
 
Top