Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Dei]

 

[MindDetective]

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I had to check if that was real. Holy hell. It sure is.

 

[figmentPez]

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Larger version of the photo:

And it's real.

EDIT: Too real for my tastes. Someone 'shop in Trump golfing, and put some flooding in the foreground. My brain doesn't want to face reality right now.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

Ah, Maria Ozawa. Hot as hell, but a very lackluster performer.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[evilmike]

 

[PatrThom]

He knew what he was doing.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Looks like Overwatch must've gotten a new texture pack.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Looks like Overwatch must've gotten a new texture pack.

--Patrick

Yeah, called "Rust."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[fade]

I imagine that would strike fear into the hearts of criminals.

I'd hate to see what crashed through her study window, though.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

Not everyone can just use the holes in their hands, Jesus.

 

[PatrThom]

Not everyone can just use the holes in their hands, Jesus.

The power of Christ isn't as compelling to everyone, I guess.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

This implies that southern US is more prolific in masturbation than the north.

Wha'cha guys get up to down in that Bible Belt of yours, eh?

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Wha'cha guys get up to down in that Bible Belt of yours, eh?

Eh, about 6.5 inches, why?

 

[evilmike]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

You laugh, but right now every time someone types IT in a post or email, I have to pause a moment and think about it.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

 

[figmentPez]

source

 

[evilmike]

 

[fade]

Hey, I posted that like 10 pages back. Surely you searched all 332 pages before you posted.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

I believe that children are our future.

We're doomed.

 

[Eriol]

I believe that children are our future.

We're doomed.

@Dirona has said before that someone had told her (maybe in school or something?) that until you're mature enough to walk into the pharmacy (or wherever) and buy condoms with your Mom along with you, you're not mature enough to have sex.

Whatever you may think of the above statement, apparently these people have a different, more fundamental issue.

 

[GasBandit]

@Dirona has said before that someone had told her (maybe in school or something?) that until you're mature enough to walk into the pharmacy (or wherever) and buy condoms with your Mom along with you, you're not mature enough to have sex.

Whatever you may think of the above statement, apparently these people have a different, more fundamental issue.

Well, here's one for @Dirona then.

 

[@Li3n]

until you're mature enough to walk into the pharmacy (or wherever) and buy condoms with your Mom along with you, you're not mature enough to have sex.

Whoa... hold on there, Ted Cruz...

 

[PatrThom]

Well, here's one for @Dirona then.

I could see the red one being Dollar Shave Club, too.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

@fade one of the indications that Esau was unfit to carry on the legacy of Abraham was because his brother got him to trade away his birthright for the aforementioned stew, because he was, like, really hungry and stuff.

 

[Emrys]

Eh, about 6.5 inches, why?

How you doin'?

 

[CrimsonSoul]

How you doin'?

missionary or doggy, mainly. But I do have the straps under the bed to tie 'em up with so... I guess how I'm doing depends on the day..