"I'm not racist, but..."
"I have plenty of gay friends, but..."
"I see nothing wrong with feminism, per se, but..."
I have seen all of these at some point on my Facebook feed.
I also saw an amusing variation once. "I don't have a fetish for aquatic creatures or anything like that, but..."
That last one made me laugh really loud and I scared Pud!! OMG...
The other one that drives me bananas is "You don't look sick!" - Because I spend a lot of money for my fancy air brush foundation, thank you.
"You're too young to walk with a cane!" - Yet, here I am. Want me to beat you with it?
"I know someone with that disease and they use a wheelchair." - Fuck you very much for that warm thought.
"It's pretty pathetic how hard you try to pass as a normal person. I know that you're really too sick to be working." - I wish that I was back at my firm and could fire you for insubordination.
So all four of the above have been said to me, but I have actually only said one of the above back to someone. I've only thought the other three. I don't get why people pretend they aren't racist/ableist/rude/homophobic etc. I find comments like those horribly offensive in any setting, but doubly so when the person pretends that they're somehow being helpful when they're saying it.
Wow! I'm some cranky tonight!