Ok, so this billboard I go by every day was FINALLY taken down near the beginning of September*, but I managed to pull over and snap a pic of it before that happened.
Keep in mind this thing was up for about a month and a half:
That can't
possibly be an accident, can it? I mean ... it just can't.
...especially since it was right after a curve, which means the following is essentially what you saw every time you approached it, because our state is covered in trees:
I mean, who was in charge of this? I can almost hear him saying to the photographer, "I don't know if it looks ...
bulbous enough. D'ya think you can get a little more light to glisten off the tip? Yeah, just like that! And lets crisp the skin a little bit, that'll give it a nice texture."
--Patrick
*It was replaced with another ad for the same place, something like "Come here for our annual 'best wurst' festival." I didn't go.