Unless a movie is severely wrong-headed, like The Spirit levels of bad, it's pointless to gauge as "already awful" the way that tweet does, unless translated to "it's not what I wanted." If I'm hating something five minutes in, it's probably because I didn't want to be there.The first 5 minutes are nigh perfect when comparing to the book and independent of that, it's just good movie up to that point at least.
In that same vain, I've never had to tell anyone to be quiet in a movie before but I sure as hell told some teens to shut the fuck up while watching this.
What do you mean? I was told The Dark Tower earned $19 million its opening weekend. I thought 19 was the magic number for that series .Well it is tempered by the lukewarm release of that other King adaptation.
lukewarm as it was, it's still made a hefty profit already.Well it is tempered by the lukewarm release of that other King adaptation.
I appreciate a good cyberpunk visual, but found it to be the only thing going for it. Trope is right though, I think there's much better stuff out there now that explores the sci-fi themes the movie was (apparently) trying to examine.The problem with Blade Runner is the Seinfeld is Unfunny trope. I can certainly understand a new viewer thinking it's boring. The visuals were amazing when it came out, but it's been so duplicated (and frankly improved upon) that it comes across as the lesser version now.
Maybe a spoiler tag when someone is talking about watching this (completely) for the first time.Also, the director and cast and writers can't seem to agree on what the movie was about.
Ridley Scott has become a big proponent of the "Deckard is a Replicant" theory, which, quite frankly, his own movie doesn't support. Deckard gets his ass kicked every time he tangles with a Replicant because they're superhuman. He survives through luck, experience, firepower, and backup. And in at least one case, the Replicant was more concerned about escape than killing him. Deckard feels pain - while Leon can reach into supercool gel without damage, and Pris can pull eggs out of boiling water without flinching, Deckard winces when his whiskey hits his split lip.
One of the big points of the movie is that while the Replicants are murderers, they're also afraid, facing their own mortality, and slaves to a cruel system. And you can make the case that their victims aren't innocent - all the people we see Leon and Roy kill were part of the Nexus 6 program. So in many ways, the human beings we see are shittier people than the replicants. "More human than human" indeed.
Meh, I know about the whole Deckard/Replicant thing.Maybe a spoiler tag when someone is talking about watching this (completely) for the first time.
It's 30 fucking years old, man. There is a statute of limitations on this shit.Maybe a spoiler tag when someone is talking about watching this (completely) for the first time.
That's whatIt's 30 fucking years old, man. There is a statute of limitations on this shit.
There's nobody under 20 on this forum. In fact, under 30 is a very niche minority, here.That's whatshe saidpeople always say.
Yet children are born into this world every day, children who don't know anything even as basic as Batman's secret identity.
--Patrick
Well, sure, but you gotta remember how much @Dave throws off the curve, there.There's nobody under 20 on this forum. In fact, under 30 is a very niche minority, here.
Go fuck yourself. That's like bitching about someone spoiling the end of The Passion Of The Christ for you. That shit's been out there as part of the culture for decades, if you're unaware of it, that's on you.That's whatshe saidpeople always say.
Yet children are born into this world every day, children who don't know anything even as basic as Batman's secret identity.
--Patrick
This. I really don't think most people would think of it unless someone mentions it.Plus if no one tells you you’ll probably miss it, because it’s barely hinted at.
Go fuck yourself. That's like bitching about someone spoiling the end of The Passion Of The Christ for you. That shit's been out there as part of the culture for decades, if you're unaware of it, that's on you.
That's kind of aggressive.
"Hey, I'm watching The Usual Suspects tonight. I've never seen it before."
'Oh man, that's a great movie. [redacted]* was Keyser Soze the whole time!'
"Oh, well, that kinda ruins the ending for me"
'Fuck you, your fault for not watching it.'
*For Pat, as I'm certain he hasn't seen it
Yeah, though it's been around so long, it's such a major discovery for college-age readers that I make a firm point not to spoil what happens.I was talking to my friends once about Neil Gaiman's Sandman. One friend had never read it and knew next to nothing about it.
So naturally, another friend blurted out, "Oh man, I was SO sad when [major moment at the end of the series] happened!"
We...stopped hanging out with that friend.