heh, child rape is hilarious.I just turned 50 and my birthday sucked. I got molested by a dyslexic pedophile.
(A new joke I wrote and am testing for quality here.)
heh, child rape is hilarious.I just turned 50 and my birthday sucked. I got molested by a dyslexic pedophile.
(A new joke I wrote and am testing for quality here.)
You're completely correct. Nobody should ever joke about anything.heh, child rape is hilarious.
It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye. Then it's hilarious.heh, child rape is hilarious.
Then it's regulated as a sport.It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye. Then it's hilarious.
Disney generally airs it's classic animation stuff during it's Disney Jr. block, for really young kids staying home. It knows what it's doing in that regard; a primetime airing is a special event and mostly for things like Frozen during the winter months and such, but it can show it's older stuff during Disney Jr. and know that it's getting a captive audience that'll probably grow to enjoy these works, at least nostalgically.But people, especially young people, aren't watching tv anymore. The cellphone is the new tv, and television is now the radio.
The original story seems to come from Orlando television station WFTV. An unidentified woman and her fiancé ordered 27-gallon containers from Amazon Warehouse Deals, which the company advertises as "great deals on quality used products."
When the totes came in, they were suspiciously heavy at 93.5 pounds. Those bins clearly had something stashed inside. Upon opening the packages and lids, the odor was clear.
It's a funny/not funny story. The couple called the police (the first officer on the scene was apparently stunned) and so now had to explain how they might have that much illegal material in their home. Would you believe that Amazon had "accidentally" shipped out enough dried plant material to keep a dorm full of stoners ridiculously happy for a week?
The worries didn't stop there. The couple was afraid that someone had somehow figured out where their product had gone and would break in, so they slept elsewhere for a number of nights.
Stateliner SpleenSomething I saw on Twitter today:
"Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY WE ARE SHOTPUT JUGULAR! AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
(harmful noises)
Newspaper Neck!Stateliner Spleen
.Something I saw on Twitter today:
"Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY WE ARE SHOTPUT JUGULAR! AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
(harmful noises)
Given the allegations against Louis CK, he might not be the best role model...You're completely correct. Nobody should ever joke about anything.
Bah, we make Track Jaw sound like Field Joint..
Y'all sure ain't no Track Jaw.
I hadn't heard anything about that. TO GOOGLE![DOUBLEPOST=1508793474,1508793140][/DOUBLEPOST]Just read about it. Nothing solid, nothing more than rumors. Yes, I know the same was said about others - Weinstein and Cosby spring immediately to mind - but these insinuations don't make them true.Given the allegations against Louis CK, he might not be the best role model...
From what I understand, the person (Jen Kirkman) who was thought to be accusing Louis CK said she was not talking about him. She originally gave no name, but the description lined up with some other Louis CK rumors, so people put 2 and 2 together. But then she said specifically she wasn't talking about CK.Given the allegations against Louis CK, he might not be the best role model...
Panther ... diaphragmSomething I saw on Twitter today:
"Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY WE ARE SHOTPUT JUGULAR! AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
(harmful noises)
Marching Lung!Something I saw on Twitter today:
"Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY WE ARE SHOTPUT JUGULAR! AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
(harmful noises)
Grrr-OOOOOOAAANNNN...I just turned 50 and my birthday sucked. I got molested by a dyslexic pedophile.
(A new joke I wrote and am testing for quality here.)
I also hate the concept behind the "Internet of Things." You remember that ridiculous juice press in the other thread? Poster child.I hate the term "Internet of Things."
I think it has its places. Being able to control your lights and heat remotely could come in handy. But yes, not everything needs to be hooked up to the internet. The Juicero was a solution looking for a problem.I also hate the concept behind the "Internet of Things." You remember that ridiculous juice press in the other thread? Poster child.
"Madrigal Patella""Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
Kendo Anus?Something I saw on Twitter today:
"Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY WE ARE SHOTPUT JUGULAR! AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
(harmful noises)
I know, which is why I didn't say Tentacle Anu.... uh, we're getting kinda NSFW here now.It was name your indie band, not your hentai.
Yeah, we're French Labia. We hate being labeled as indie because that isn't the branding we're looking for. Our style is more like a meeting of noir and post-industrial performance art with some jazz roots. We're probably going to be a this year's Lilith Fair, but I think it's gotten too commercial for our target audience.Something I saw on Twitter today:
"Your indie band name is your high school sport/organization/event/team and a part of the human body that begins with the same letter as your first name."
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY WE ARE SHOTPUT JUGULAR! AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
(harmful noises)