Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Covar]

Batgirl is his best friend's (don't tell Superman) daughter. That's just messed up.

 

[GasBandit]

A quick guide to identifying hazardous halloween treats that might harm your kids.

Stay safe out there!

 

[Gared]

Oh come on, that's totally unbelievable. There's no way in hell some meth dealer is going to give away their hard-earned meth. Heck, I'm still waiting to find all the people hanging out in alleys and behind bowling alleys and diners that are just dying to give me weed and get me hooked.

 

[figmentPez]

A quick guide to identifying hazardous halloween treats that might harm your kids.

Stay safe out there!

That's no candy apple. It doesn't have any candy coating. It's just an apple!

 

[GasBandit]

Oh come on, that's totally unbelievable. There's no way in hell some meth dealer is going to give away their hard-earned meth. Heck, I'm still waiting to find all the people hanging out in alleys and behind bowling alleys and diners that are just dying to give me weed and get me hooked.

Be careful, those guys are dangerous. You think they're gonna give you drugs, and then they give you a Mounds bar. Then your life is just over, man.

 

[Celt Z]

That's no candy apple. It doesn't have any candy coating. It's just an apple!

That's what they WANT you to think. So you don't notice the razor blades.

 

[strawman]

/wellactually

That's no candy apple. It doesn't have any candy coating. It's just an apple!

An apple has 19g of sugar.

A full size snickers bar has 20g of sugar.

Apples are candy.

Q.E.D.

 

[Bubble181]

/wellactually



An apple has 19g of sugar.

A full size snickers bar has 20g of sugar.

Apples are candy.

Q.E.D.

If only you people actually said what it's supposed to be - "candied apple".

 

[Tress]

Be careful, those guys are dangerous. You think they're gonna give you drugs, and then they give you a Mounds bar. Then your life is just over, man.

Don't worry. No one in their right mind would eat a Mounds bar, even if it was free. They're disgusting, not addictive.

 

[strawman]

If only you people...

Don't dehumanize groups or individuals.

 

[GasBandit]

I swear to god, "Don't Dehumanize" is the most genuinely memetic meme I've ever witnessed.

 

[Gared]

Be careful, those guys are dangerous. You think they're gonna give you drugs, and then they give you a Mounds bar. Then your life is just over, man.

That's where you're wrong! I'm a heathen, and actually enjoy Mounds bars.

 

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I found the one guy who likes Mounds!

 

[strawman]

That's where you're wrong! I'm a heathen, and actually enjoy Mounds bars.

I, too, enjoy mounds!

Though I prefer Almond Joy. 'Cause most of the time I feel like a nut.

 

[Sparhawk]

That's where you're wrong! I'm a heathen, and actually enjoy Mounds bars.

So, you always feel like a nut?

 

[Tress]

Objectively speaking, I feel like you are both wrong about your candy choices.

 

[MindDetective]

I, too, enjoy mounds!

Though I prefer Almond Joy. 'Cause most of the time I feel like a nut.

I like Mounds but not Almond Joy.

 

[PatrThom]

/wellactually

An apple has 19g of sugar.
A full size snickers bar has 20g of sugar.
Apples are candy.
Q.E.D.

Apples are 19g fructose
Snickers are 20g sucrose = 10g fructose + 10g glucose
Apples are high-fructose
Q.E.D.

Also Mounds/AJ are gross. As are snowballs.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

Objectively speaking, I feel like you are both wrong about your candy choices.

I'll trade you all my candy corn and black licorice for all your coconut based candies.

 

[PatrThom]

I'll trade you all my candy corn and black licorice for all your coconut based candies.

I was going to say that Kati would happily do so, but she likes both for some reason.
She still might do it just due to the discrepancy in exchange rate.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

I was going to say that Kati would happily do so, but she likes both for some reason.
She still might do it just due to the discrepancy in exchange rate.

--Patrick

For me chocolate based candies > most other candies so the discrepancy is in my favor as well.

Win-win![DOUBLEPOST=1508959248,1508959166][/DOUBLEPOST]And since this is the funny pictures thread, here's a depiction of my preference:

 

[Gruebeard]

I swear to god, "Don't Dehumanize" is the most genuinely memetic meme I've ever witnessed.

I'm just delighted that @stienman's using his creation jokingly now, too.

 

[GasBandit]

I just told this joke to a hispanic coworker and he just put his hands in his face and said "That's not how that works! That's now how it works at all!"

 

[Cog]

Really? It makes perfect sense to me.

 

[GasBandit]

Really? It makes perfect sense to me.

Have you eaten the mythical Doro, Cog? Was it good?

 

[blotsfan]

Are we discussing favorite (national) candies? Mine is either sour patch kids or airheads.

 

[Cog]

Have you eaten the mythical Doro, Cog? Was it good?

Mexico and Central America are too far away. Someday I will. Also, someday I will eat a taco.

 

[fade]

Wouldn't that just mean "golden" and doritos "little golden [ones]"

 

[GasBandit]

Wouldn't that just mean "golden" and doritos "little golden [ones]"

That'sTheJoke.gif

Though really, the root form is Dorar, not Doro.

 

[fade]

I wasn't explaining the joke, just musing about what Doro meant.

 

[strawman]

Less talking, more funny picturing! Even if they're repeats!

 

[PatrThom]

I wasn't explaining the joke, just musing about what Doro meant.

I think you're thinking of D'Oro, like the breadsticks.

the infinitive form is Dorar, not Doro.

FTFY
...though admittedly "Jesse, es la hora de dorar" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[fade]

I think you're thinking of D'Oro, like the breadsticks.



--Patrick

No, I definitely was talking about d'oro. I just assumed for marketing, they dropped the apostrophe.

 

[GasBandit]

IT BEGINS AGAIN.
#WinterIsComing