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The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
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Ah, bus preachers.
Someone else eating caramel corn nearby? That's what usually reminds me of it.
--Patrick
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One more in the "You know you live in a rural small town when..." series:
ATV Rider Dies After Crash With Bear
ATV Rider Dies After Crash With Bear
Bear repellent?
Well, I think they might be most sensitive, what with the whole Cowboys vs Indians thing.
Alternatively, maybe Washington should switch tbeir logo and mascot to something Hydra related. Man, if they'd done it last year, they could've tied it into that Captain America storyline.
Copyright issues aside, I'd love to see a team called the Washington Hydras. They already have their chant ready!
Alternatively, they could use the 7 headed monster, but I was kinda thinking the team could leave its name as the Redskins. Or Redskulls, I guess.
Or maybe D&D could licence out their red dragon imagery and the team coukd be the Redscales.
I am all for nerdy mascots.
Before they became the treacherous Brooklyn Nets, the NJ Nets were considering changing their name to the Swamp Dragons. Appropriate, since the Meadowlands is built on a swamp. I totally would have cheered for the Swamp Dragons, in spite of their record.
Nobody, because the brown pops are scrubbing the floor.
My schedule has flipped to full nocturnal at this point because I've been staying up so late working on my Halloween costume to finish in time for a wedding (which is pirate themed) that I usually just don't bother to go to sleep since I have to get up with my son at 5am anyways. This works fine when I have no other plans, but I have shit to do on Saturday mornings, and my son's IEP meeting is on Tuesday at 7:15am.
I was in JC Penny's buying a bathrobe, pajamas and house shoes. A sales associate came over to help. I noticed that there was a cheaper brand of house shoe so I said...
"I'll switch to those, I don't want to pay 100 bucks for a Halloween costume."
Then she asked, "What are you going as? an angry old man?"
"No... Arthur Dent."
"Oh, well that's cool."
"I'll switch to those, I don't want to pay 100 bucks for a Halloween costume."
Then she asked, "What are you going as? an angry old man?"
"No... Arthur Dent."
"Oh, well that's cool."
This mother fucker is the chupacabra of Halloween candy.
I saw a couple of bags at the grocery store, thought about buying it because that's a pretty sweet pack of candy. Walked around a bit, came back, all gone. Apparently this some limited edition shit because I've never seen them again anywhere. All other grocery stores don't have them. It's like they only release like 12 bags of this quality for ever 200000 boxes of shitty chocolate bars.
They always pair good stuff with crap like Oh Henry's or something.
Fuck Oh Henry. That's the biggest waste of time chocolate bar there is.
I saw a couple of bags at the grocery store, thought about buying it because that's a pretty sweet pack of candy. Walked around a bit, came back, all gone. Apparently this some limited edition shit because I've never seen them again anywhere. All other grocery stores don't have them. It's like they only release like 12 bags of this quality for ever 200000 boxes of shitty chocolate bars.
They always pair good stuff with crap like Oh Henry's or something.
Fuck Oh Henry. That's the biggest waste of time chocolate bar there is.
The new ones, maybe. The old ones (Wikipedia says pre-1985) were good.
EDIT: Wait, it looks like it also says the Canadian and American versions are actually different inside. Hmm.
--Patrick
When you call something a chupacabra of ___, first thought is less "an elusive item" and more "either it is one of ___ that kills goats or is a thing that preys on ___ the way a chupacabra preys on goats."This mother fucker is the chupacabra of Halloween candy.
I saw a couple of bags at the grocery store, thought about buying it because that's a pretty sweet pack of candy. Walked around a bit, came back, all gone. Apparently this some limited edition shit because I've never seen them again anywhere. All other grocery stores don't have them. It's like they only release like 12 bags of this quality for ever 200000 boxes of shitty chocolate bars.
They always pair good stuff with crap like Oh Henry's or something.
Fuck Oh Henry. That's the biggest waste of time chocolate bar there is.
So I expected some dead goats, or at least candy with its blood drained, by the end of this post.
But if you try sometime you just might find you get what you need.
#britishisms
--Patrick
