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[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[PatrThom]

Maru doesn't look happy about it, either.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

@ThatNickGuy

 

[ThatNickGuy]

@ThatNickGuy

I see your armadillo love being petted and raise you an armadillo wagging its tail!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Gruebeard]

"And that's how I invented the bidet."

 

[PatrThom]

"Now how will anyone recognize me?"

--Patrick

 

[Null]

https://www.boredpanda.com/cute-hed...nk&utm_campaign=liquidsocial&utm_content=pZnq

Tiny hedgehog goes camping, adorable pictures abound.

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[GasBandit]

Guy finds an iguana 4 miles out to sea, gives it a ride back to shore.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

I saw it as "100 to 0 in 3 seconds."
Someone else reversed it and retitled it, "Never try to take a popsicle away from a raccoon."

Everyone comments on the ear. "RAR CHOMP CHOMP oh this is good" *floop*

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[mikerc]

Dick pics bad. Dik-Dik pics good.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Bubble181]

Oh, ffs. The cleaning crew's on Halloween leave, folks, couldn't we just avoid the squeesplosions for a week? No? Too hard?
Ugh. Fine, but you're cleaning it up^.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

They're so cute when they pretend they're otters!

<squeeeeexplode!>

 

[figmentPez]

@LittleKagsin's patronus:



Make sure to click through if the video isn't playing for you.

 

[LittleKagsin]

@LittleKagsin's patronus:



Make sure to click through if the video isn't playing for you.

I too am trash.

 

[GasBandit]

I too am trash.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[DarkAudit]

Don't blame me, blame Wil Wheaton. 'Cause I yoinked this from his tumblr...

 

[jwhouk]

Dang, beat me to posting it.

 

[PatrThom]

It was on imgur just a few days ago, too..."The most awesome ferret in the world."

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Don't blame me, blame Wil Wheaton. 'Cause I yoinked this from his tumblr...

Oh my gods! Lookit the little bathrobe! And it's monogrammed! And he's so chill!

<squeeeeexplort!>

 

[figmentPez]

@ThatNickGuy is this an animatic from a Dill movie pitch?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

@ThatNickGuy is this an animatic from a Dill movie pitch?

The explosion only grazed my carapace, but it was enough to singe it. Ugh, that's gonna stain and I can't reach that part of my back. Guess that means an appointment with Bonnie the vet who works above my office. She gets too much enjoyment out of my grumbling when she gives me a bath. It's the only way I get a decent shower. I swear she uses the prissy, flowery scented crap just to further piss me off.

My office floor would need serious repairs, though. No time for that now. Whoever planted that step-triggered bomb wanted me and the currently most valuable thing in Nevermore to go up like fireworks on Independence Day. I'll see if Captain Greyer has a handwriting expert to examine the note.

I checked the rubber bear. It was fine. Its mechanical whatsits whirred as it cuddled into me. Well, that's a nice change from trying to kill me.

I still needed to figure out where this damn thing came from before its brothers and sisters invaded.