Funny (political, religious) pictures

[GasBandit]

Hey, Gas gets to "do the thing" sometimes too!

I especially like to do the thing to the egregiously serial thing-doers.

 

[Gruebeard]

Hey, Gas gets to "do the thing" sometimes too!

Apparently not.

In that it is cavernous, quiet, and empty? Yeah.

Oh, let me explain. I had intended the "echo chamber" comment to set up a reply like "boom chicka wawa," rather than Gas's "woe is me."

 

[GasBandit]

Apparently not.

Oh, I haven't done THAT thing in over four years.

 

[Null]

To be fair, if every bedroom full of guns came with a buxom girl like that, I'd probably be more in favor of home arsenals.

 

[PatrThom]

To be fair, if every bedroom full of guns came with a buxom girl like that, I'd probably be more in favor of home arsenals.

You have to be careful not to have so many that you spawn additional girls, though. Then things get messy.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

On the first day of Christmas, Robert Mueller gave to me....

 

[PatrThom]

Can’t wait for Ajit Pai day.

—Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[Dei]

On the first day of Christmas, Robert Mueller gave to me....

Technically the first day of Christmas isn't until Christmas. #pedantic

 

[GasBandit]

Technically the first day of Christmas isn't until Christmas. #pedantic

 

[PatrThom]

Dangit I coulda sworn I thought of this first.

Nope. Someone else beat me to it by a week.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[Dei]

 

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He went to Jared!

 

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[PatrThom]

...so we only have until October to straighten things out, then?

—Patrick

 

[Dei]

(Crossposted for those who don't care about the sports forum)

 

[GasBandit]

Sounds like college isn't much of a concern for the Martinez family in any event. But dyslexia might be.

 

[Celt Z]

Sounds like college isn't much of a concern for the Martinez family in any event. But dyslexia might be.

This was almost exactly what I said in the NFL forum.

 

[GasBandit]

This was almost exactly what I said in the NFL forum.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Null]

I laughed but that's so wrong.

 

[strawman]

 

[Dei]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[Eriol]

Truth perhaps, but how is that funny, other than "I'd rather laugh, because otherwise I'll cry" type of situation?

 

[blotsfan]

Mostly the framing of Bernie to have a "reaction" in the last panel.

 

[strawman]

I'm not sure why blots even brings it up. It's clearly no secret the GOP have been aiming for all entitlement and government funding, for practically ever.

Bernie is right - once they accomplish one thing they'll attack another.

Toomey is right - there' no secret plan to attack them, nor is attacking them based on the success of failure of this other bill. It's a pretty open plan, but I suppose no one bothers to read it:

https://gop.com/platform/

 

[Eriol]

I'm not sure why blots even brings it up. It's clearly no secret the GOP have been aiming for all entitlement and government funding, for practically ever.

Bernie is right - once they accomplish one thing they'll attack another.

Toomey is right - there' no secret plan to attack them, nor is attacking them based on the success of failure of this other bill. It's a pretty open plan, but I suppose no one bothers to read it:

https://gop.com/platform/

That pre-supposes that political parties actually FOLLOW their platforms, as opposed to them just being there to woo voters, but then they'll do whatever the fuck the people bribing them their major doners tell them to do.

 

[PatrThom]

I mean, it’s not like it was actually a secret, right?
EDIT: Ah, looks like @stienman already touched on that.
It’s not like there’s any secret plan to train leopards to eat your face, and all that.

—Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Look man, I just laughed at the funny Bernie reaction.