The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[blotsfan]

You buy worms from a vending machine? And you dare to call yourself a hobo...

 

[WasabiPoptart]

@WasabiPoptart

I recall doing duck and cover siren tests in elementary school in the early 80's.

Really? The most we ever did was fire drills and the occasional bomb drill (same thing, but it took longer).

I imagine with your connection to the military there may be additional stresses involved.

Since Aussie is retired I don't have to worry about him, but there are plenty of people on island and on the mainland that I'm concerned about.

I'm sure you're going to spend time discussing this with your kids - I don't know what the best advice is for how to reassure them and what mental tools you can give them to help them feel safe and capable of handling likely possibilities, though, but please give it some thought and ask them how they're feeling to make sure they don't store anything unresolved for long.

My daughter's school conducted a drill today. It's surreal. Neither of them seem to grasp the situation other than there are threats that we're preparing for. Just like tsunamis.

 

[HCGLNS]

You buy worms from a vending machine? And you dare to call yourself a hobo...

Hey Bob's got commitments too! She can run the stank shop 24/7 by herself!

 

[DarkAudit]

How I see @LittleKagsin sometimes...

'cept I don't think Kags is as small as Popura-senpai. Both are pretty awesome, BTW.

 

[Officer_Charon]

You know what... I could totally see that. Except, like you said, I don't think Kags is quite THAT smol.

 

[DarkAudit]

You know what... I could totally see that. Except, like you said, I don't think Kags is quite THAT smol.

Good excuse to post this Popura-senpai version of another infamous clip...

I'M NOT SMALL!!

 

[Squidleybits]

I thought about doing this anonymously, but I figured that you'd all know it was me anyways.

 

[drifter]

For a second there I was like "whoa, Squidleybits doesn't fuck around when it comes to ping pong."

 

[Squidleybits]

Now I really wish those were ping pong balls.

 

[Yoshimickster]

OH-man Matt Burnett picked an unfortunate name with "Craig of the Creek", given how popular a ship Craig x Tweek has become on social media.

 

[Squidleybits]

Those Christmas balls made me want more. I used my birthday Michael's gift card from my parents and I went a bit insane this afternoon and I now have all kinds of awesome stuff that will hopefully let me make my own glittery Christmas Pokeballs.

 

[Officer_Charon]

That's the thing with balls... once you start, you always want more...

 

[GasBandit]

That's the thing with balls... once you start, you always want more...

 

[HCGLNS]

Introduced @Squidleybits to Omegle tonight, funniest and fastest 180 turn in history.

"Stop wasting her time, she's trying to earn a living."

became

"OMG why would she be abusive to a potential client like that? What the hell is she thinking?"

 

[LittleKagsin]

You know what... I could totally see that. Except, like you said, I don't think Kags is quite THAT smol.

Good excuse to post this Popura-senpai version of another infamous clip...

I'M NOT SMALL!!

Honestly, I enjoy the idea of smol. I'm 5'3" so I'm not that tiny, but I adore tall people and the idea of hugging a tall person and only hitting their waist. LIKE. GIVE IT TO ME.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Honestly, I enjoy the idea of smol. I'm 5'3" so I'm not that tiny, but I adore tall people and the idea of hugging a tall person and only hitting their waist. LIKE. GIVE IT TO ME.

*raised eyebrow* I'm 6'2". This could be A Thing.

Mind you, Poplar-chan is like... 4'7".

 

[LittleKagsin]

*raised eyebrow* I'm 6'2". This could be A Thing.

Mind you, Poplar-chan is like... 4'7".

PLS. DONT TEASE ME LIKE THIS.

 

[Eriol]

Honestly, I enjoy the idea of smol. I'm 5'3" so I'm not that tiny, but I adore tall people and the idea of hugging a tall person and only hitting their waist. LIKE. GIVE IT TO ME.

*raised eyebrow* I'm 6'2". This could be A Thing.

Mind you, Poplar-chan is like... 4'7".

I'm 6'7" but I think @Dirona would have words with you @LittleKagsin if you were to do that to me.

 

[GasBandit]

Just a reminder that Kags has hung out with DocSeverin, so the rest of us would be subjected to THAT basis for comparison

 

[Dei]

My boyfriend in high school was 7' tall. I'm 5'2". Kags can now be jealous.

 

[GasBandit]

My boyfriend in high school was 7' tall. I'm 5'2". Kags can now be jealous.

Seven foot. In high school. Great googily moogily.

 

[LittleKagsin]

I'm 6'7" but I think @Dirona would have words with you @LittleKagsin if you were to do that to me.

Haha, no worries. I'll keep my hugs to myself.

Just a reminder that Kags has hung out with DocSeverin, so the rest of us would be subjected to THAT basis for comparison

And he gave me a hug!! It was lovely. He was very sweet.

My boyfriend in high school was 7' tall. I'm 5'2". Kags can now be jealous.

Forever bitter.

 

[blotsfan]

My boyfriend in high school was 7' tall. I'm 5'2". Kags can now be jealous.

Did you date Christian Laettner?

 

[Null]

TIL Dei dated Wun-Wun in high school.

 

[sixpackshaker]

My boyfriend in high school was 7' tall. I'm 5'2". Kags can now be jealous.

He must have been nuts over you.

 

[PatrThom]

Seven foot. In high school. Great googily moogily.

Yeah.
I mean, he’s probably crippled now as a result. Extra tall people don’t do so well, especially if they don’t take care of themselves.

He must have been nuts over you.

It only inseamed like it.

—Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

Some people stop growing when they're 17 or 18. A 7-foot high schooler might just stay at 7 feet tall for the rest of his life.

I think I stopped growing when I was 14 or so.

 

[Dei]

Some people stop growing when they're 17 or 18. A 7-foot high schooler might just stay at 7 feet tall for the rest of his life.

I think I stopped growing when I was 14 or so.

I don't talk to him now, but he's FB friends with other friends and I'm sure he's fine.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'm like 6 foot tall. Which is supposed to be slightly above average.

But every where I freaking go, I'm surrounded by people 6'2 or taller.

I never actually feel slightly taller than average.

Though I did hit 5'11 by my freshmen year, so for a brief moment, I was taller than most of my peers

 

[Dei]

I'm like 6 foot tall. Which is supposed to be slightly above average.

But every where I freaking go, I'm surrounded by people 6'2 or taller.

I never actually feel slightly taller than average.

Though I did hit 5'11 by my freshmen year, so for a brief moment, I was taller than most of my peers

Meanwhile, my friend that does my hair is 6' tall and she constantly laments how short most men are.

I get freaked out when I'm taller than other adults, it just feels wrong.

 

[Cheesy1]

Honestly, I enjoy the idea of smol. I'm 5'3" so I'm not that tiny, but I adore tall people and the idea of hugging a tall person and only hitting their waist. LIKE. GIVE IT TO ME.

You're perfectly sized for me . . .

. . . just throwing that out there . . .

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I programmed my alarm to play "I Got You Babe." Even when I hit snooze.

Those of you who get the reference may now worship me like a god. Not *the* God. Just *a* god.

 

[fade]

According to Back to the Future and these ads for Hulu's Future Man, black pop stars can't become famous unless some white guy from the future shows them how.

 

[Cheesy1]

I programmed my alarm to play "I Got You Babe." Even when I hit snooze.

Those of you who get the reference may now worship me like a god. Not *the* God. Just *a* god.

"We've Only Just Beguuuuun!"

 

[Officer_Charon]

Just a reminder that Kags has hung out with DocSeverin, so the rest of us would be subjected to THAT basis for comparison [emoji14]

I've met him too. While nothing even RESEMBLING as studly as him, I'm taller by about an inch. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.