BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

[GasBandit]

That one's literally in your ownpost right above this one. I know Alzheimer's a terrible affliction, but still

I didn't look at all the ones in the previous album before I posted it It was thursday, and I was pretty busy at work.

 

[PatrThom]

...or it’s early onset.
Probably the work thing, though.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

I don't understand why people act this on Tinder (unless it's fake, which it may well be). If you are trying to meet someone or even impress someone into hooking up, why would you think this would work?

 

[Ravenpoe]

I don't understand why people act this on Tinder (unless it's fake, which it may well be). If you are trying to meet someone or even impress someone into hooking up, why would you think this would work?

Have you considered maybe they're just trolling people on tinder?

 

[GasBandit]

I don't understand why people act this on Tinder (unless it's fake, which it may well be). If you are trying to meet someone or even impress someone into hooking up, why would you think this would work?

They might be doing it for fake internet points.

 

[blotsfan]

I don't understand why people act this on Tinder (unless it's fake, which it may well be). If you are trying to meet someone or even impress someone into hooking up, why would you think this would work?

Some girls would probably find it funny and then sleep with you.

 

[GasBandit]

And now the opposite

Is that what it's like to be an attractive person, I wonder?

 

[Dave]

Have you considered maybe they're just trolling people on tinder?

 

[GasBandit]

They might be doing it for fake internet points.

 

[Dave]

They might be doing it for fake internet points.

 

[Null]

 

[GasBandit]

Fake internet points. More important than real world achievement.
<----- case in point.

 

[Dave]

Don't sell yourself short, man. Maybe I'm biased, but I love your game threads and videos. I find them infinitely amusing.

 

[GasBandit]

Don't sell yourself short, man. Maybe I'm biased, but I love your game threads and videos. I find them infinitely amusing.

Yeah but I do those for fake internet points, too.

 

[Celt Z]

Yeah but I do those on the outside chance redhaired senpai will notice me.

(EDIT: That should have been "senpais", since I was referring to any redhead, but whatever.)

 

[GasBandit]

Is it working?

 

[Celt Z]

Is it working?

I'm still here, aren't I?

 

[GasBandit]

I'm still here, aren't I?

 

[PatrThom]

Yeah but I do those for fake internet points, too.

Nobody tell The Owner, else he start getting paid in fake internet points.

—Patrick

 

[Dave]

Nobody tell The Owner, else he start getting paid in fake internet points.

—Patrick

Says the guy with 23,098 HB.

 

[PatrThom]

Says the guy with 23,098 HB.

I came by every one of them honestly. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Hah, relevant to the discussion...

 

[PatrThom]

Now I want to know what page she has marked.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

FROM THE DEPTHS, IT RISES AGAIN

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

*Talking to girl on tinder*

Her: "So what do you do?"

Me: "I'm a computer programmer."

Her: "Oh canyou help me, my computer is acting up..."


This career path is a curse.

 

[GasBandit]

*Talking to girl on tinder*

Her: "So what do you do?"

Me: "I'm a computer programmer."

Her: "Oh canyou help me, my computer is acting up..."


This career path is a curse.

That's why I tell people that I make commercials, instead of fix computers.

 

[blotsfan]

Unfortunately, I told her how to fix her issue. If I was smarter, I would've said that I'd need to take a look at it in person to see whats wrong.

 

[bhamv3]

Unfortunately, I told her how to fix her issue. If I was smarter, I would've said that I'd need to take a look at it in person to see whats wrong.

"You've been infected by the S3n D'noodz virus. The only solution is to upload jpeg photos of yourself in comprehensive states of undress to your hard drive. If you want, I can review the photos first before you upload them, to make sure they'll work."

 

[fade]

You need to have more input/output in your main port. I can download a solution in about 30 seconds. Five minutes on the second try.

 

[Gruebeard]

You need to have more input/output in your main port. I can download a solution in about 30 seconds. Five minutes on the second try.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Man, Autocorrect is being vicious today.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

I'm with Katee on this. Unless there's a reference I'm not getting, what the hell is going on? He just texted to throw out obscenities? I love the funny, bad pick up lines, but this is just someone being an asshole.

Do people ever get banned for this sort of thing on dating apps? Not that I need one at this point in my life, but I'm curious what the threshold/moderation is.