Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[Hailey Knight]

That's going to backfire on Trump big time, because previously those crossing the borders weren't provided attorneys. Now they'll have to be.

 

[Dave]

 

[Gruebeard]

Panel #3 has some major manspreading.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't think Bors has ever seen a gun, much less used one. How did that Strawman-with-a-crew-cut manage to load and chamber those guns while holding both at the same time?

Also, using a ruler isn't cheating especially if it helps make things that are supposed to have straight lines not look like they're made of play-doh!

 

[sixpackshaker]

I don't think Bors has ever seen a gun, much less used one. How did that Strawman-with-a-crew-cut manage to load and chamber those guns while holding both at the same time?

I think it used to be called inappropriate cock.

 

[mikerc]

How did that Strawman-with-a-crew-cut manage to load and chamber those guns while holding both at the same time?

The same way movie action heroes manage to fire hundreds of bullets without reloading, and fire guns akimbo while retaining even the slightest ability to hit something even vaguely near where they were aiming. Personally I'm more worried about what sort of horrible degenerative disease he's got to make his right hand so much smaller than his left in that panel.

 

[figmentPez]

Apparently Trump is signing an executive order today to end family separation

But I thought he didn't have the power to do that, and that only the Democrats could do so. *eyeroll*

 

[HCGLNS]

Oh look cheeto has given the oceans and Great Lakes to the oil companies. I'm sure that will work out fine.

 

[HCGLNS]

But I thought he didn't have the power to do that, and that only the Democrats could so so. *eyeroll*

Don't make me increase your chocolate ration.

 

[figmentPez]

I really can't picture how they'd get around the 14th Amendment without the SCOTUS slapping them down hard. However, there's a decent-looking law review essay on that very subject, which I'll read when I have time (tomorrow's lunch break?): Anchors Aweigh: Analyzing Birthright Citizenship as Declared (Not Established) by the Fourteenth Amendment

If we reach the point where Trump and his followers are openly declaring minorities to not be citizens, then we're past the point where the SCOTUS has power anymore. Assuming that they still exist at that point, their rulings will mean nothing because they won't be enforced. Their rulings will be "fake news" and ignored.

We're a long way away from a complete breakdown of the system, but we're headed in that direction. The only question is if enough people are willing to stand up and stop it from happening.

 

[Zappit]

Blue wave keeps looking more likely with the GOP embracing, well, crimes against humanity.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Frank]

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trum...ngela-merkel-dont-say-i-never-give-you-987178

Your child of a president.

 

[Dubyamn]

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trum...ngela-merkel-dont-say-i-never-give-you-987178

Your child of a president.

“My relationship with Angela is at a 10”

Pence is a complete piece of shit but at least he’s not going to be a constant sort of embarrassment

 

[HCGLNS]

“My relationship with Angela is at a 10”

Pence is a complete piece of shit but at least he’s not going to be a constant sort of embarrassment

Pence is an unmitigated bigot of middling intellect and the sooner he becomes president the better.

 

[blotsfan]

I mean:

A) I don't put much stock in steve bannon's opinion on anything.

2) Saying trump has "middling intellect" would be a compliment he's not close to deserving.

 

[Dave]

I mean:

A) I don't put much stock in steve bannon's opinion on anything.

2) Saying trump has "middling intellect" would be a compliment he's not close to deserving.

The middling intellect was about Pence. Trump is well below that measure.

 

[mikerc]

The middling intellect was about Pence. Trump is well below that measure.

I think that was Blots' point. Getting someone of middling intellect may not be saying much but it's a step up from what you've got now.

 

[@Li3n]

@@Li3n, I'm trying to imply that if Trump located the headquarters in San Fran, this might actually be the first step towards the Utopia that Gene Roddenberry predicted. Star Fleet was headquartered in San Fran..


(Well, not the first step; we already have flip phones, tablets, and Alexa.)

Then all that's left is WW3, and a drunken warp nacelle inventor...

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Also, that won't work unless they can finish every case within 20 days, since that's an actual court ruling that said they can't detain children for more then 20 days, and they'd need another ruling to overturn that.

 

[Cajungal]

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trum...ngela-merkel-dont-say-i-never-give-you-987178

Your child of a president.

*shudder* That article reminded me that Bush II, the Bushening rubbed her goddamn shoulders.

 

[LittleSin]

*shudder* That article reminded me that Bush II, the Bushening rubbed her goddamn shoulders.

Hm....it's almost like a strong, female leader isn't respected by her peers.

That can't be, right?

 

[Dei]

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit, or Michelle wore a sleeveless dress?

 

[blotsfan]

How the fuck does that happen?

 

[GasBandit]

How the fuck does that happen?

Aggressive apathy/antipathy.

 

[HCGLNS]

How the fuck does that happen?

Well just read the jacket.

 

[Celt Z]

How the fuck does that happen?

Unabashed honesty? It's pretty common with shitty people.

 

[figmentPez]

Earlier: "A spokeswoman for First Lady Melania Trump said she 'hates to see' families separated and called on both Democrats and Republicans to change immigration laws. "

My take, that jacket is an abusive husband forcing his wife to look bad in retaliation for making comments he didn't approve of; and the jacket is probably the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Celt Z]

Earlier: "A spokeswoman for First Lady Melania Trump said she 'hates to see' families separated and called on both Democrats and Republicans to change immigration laws. "

My take, that jacket is an abusive husband forcing his wife to look bad in retaliation for making comments he didn't approve of; and the jacket is probably the tip of the iceberg.

Would you be shocked if he reminds his wife that he has a task force undoing citizenship?

 

[figmentPez]

Would you be shocked if he reminds his wife that he has a task force undoing citizenship?

Never have I more needed a YouTube clip of Wilford Brimley in "My Fellow Americans" sarcastically saying "What an unexpected and blood curdling surprise." (best I've been able to find this this clip non on YouTube)

 

[blotsfan]

Would you be shocked if he reminds his wife that he has a task force undoing citizenship?

Yeah since that would catch him too.

 

[Celt Z]

Yeah since that would catch him too.

I'm pretty sure he thinks nothing will catch him. I'd bet money a regular part of their conversations even before he became president was, "...I will send your [ethnic slur] ass back to that shithole [nation slur] where you will never see your son again, and no one will stop me."

 

[GasBandit]

I'm pretty sure he thinks nothing will catch him. I'd bet money a regular part of their conversations even before he became president was, "...I will send your [ethnic slur] ass back to that shithole [nation slur] where you will never see your son again, and no one will stop me."

I'd believe that, if it were also stipulated that the ethnicity and nationalities of the slurs were also incorrect.

 

[Denbrought]

 

[BErt]

Amazing, I spoke to some people who say "Gosh, Rachel Campos-Duffy is literally a gremlin. Do not get her wet or feed her after midnight, for the love of God."

Prove that nobody told me that, you can't.